I seriously don’t get it at all. Somehow my iPhone is showing me ads of what I just said. What the fuck. I have Siri and all that other bullshit on the phone turned of. And I am even using incognito browser. And yet somehow I will say something aloud in real life like “I want to get McDonald’s” and the next thing I know my phone browser is showing me fucking auto suggest search and ads for McDonald’s burgers. What the fuck is going on. I want this to stop!
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!!!!!!!
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>Iphone
kys faggot
hmmm somehow every hick brainlet claims this has happened to them but not a single person has ever provided any proof, interesting....
you mean youre getting ads from the most popular restaurant chain in america - no, the world? cmon bro...
OMG!!!!! WTF!!!! ITS THE AI CHAINLINK ORACLES FROM MCDONALDS FAST NUERAL NETWORKS!!!!!!
>didn’t cover the mic
>didn’t cover the camera on both sides
get pinephone u sperg, no more scares
fucking idiot
Discord has also been scraping my chats and somehow showing relevant ads through YouTube. Fuck this meme world. STOP DATA MINING ME!!!!
I get you OP
my android does the same. Feel like all those "off" switches do fuckin nothing
No clue, fren.
OR they just figured it out based on something else you searched for...
What faggotty social media apps do you idiots use? Pretty sure Facebook apps spy, like fb, messenger, whatsapp, instagram.
What if they told you to think about McDonald's and the next thing you saw was the ad they prepared for you in advance? What if you never decided to say that you wanted to get McDonald's and you are being controlled? What if you are conspiring with the advertisement agencies against yourself and you almost never notice?
based
anons, this shit is very very deep in your mind
Everything is listening
You don't even have to say it. Try thinking it
>said my back hurts
>some back pain creme shows up
>said I'm hungry but i don’t want to cook right now to my gf
>3mins later instant pizza shows up
>get a sample of beer at the supermarket
>a week later i drink it and i was on my phone
>fucking ad about this beer pop up
they see and listen to everything i swear
good thing i’ll move inna woods in a year
gonna trash my (((dystopian smart phone))) and change it for an old one
Kike
Jokes on them, I can't afford McDonald's.
It’s not listening to you, it’s just reading your mind.
It gets weirder when your phone suddenly starts suggesting stuff about some very uncommon things you just thought about, e.g. youtube oddly suggesting videos of a very uncommon movie or theme that you've just thought about for the first time in years/decades
You were directed to think about those uncommon things, but you didn't notice the manipulation.
is the duckduckgo browser app ok? when i use something like instagram/youtube I also get ads for things ive texted or youtubed.
GUYS A TARGETED AD JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE.
>mfw only use tracphones from the early 2000s
I once had a magic ad coincidence, uninstalling Reddit fixed the problem for good. Always glad I did.
>I have Siri turned off
that's what you think, yes
now, stop worrying user. It's easier for you then
A DECENTRALIZED FINANCE JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE!
Bough some Adidas the other day, now getting adida ads on my twitter feed.
>fast jude
What the fuck?? Your device is feeding you ads for things you like and want?!? That’s fucking evil!
>tfw when when the lads on Zig Forums start posting what you just thought about
bullshit. I've seen the same thing, and a lot more lately.
My wife and I were making fun of some crazy old lady on the TV and made the comment she looks like that because of botox
We started talking about botox and how fucked up it was blah blah blah
Phone was off
I get botox ads CONSTANTLY now.
>iPhone
Sometimes I have to remember I share this board with actual retards. Some people are fated to stay poor in all areas of their lives, it looks like.
oh yeah you think android is better?
If you root, rom, and change things up, maybe.
If you're using stockish android, its wayyyyyyyy worse