/smg/ - Stock Market General

Pow right in miko kisser edition

>Brokers:
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>Stock market words:
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>Risk management:
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Bloomberg stream:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Free chart:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
e-hentai.org/g/1717244/8f613ad9c1/
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/

>Links for Bears
suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
sprc.org/
bad-dragon.com/shop
nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

>GME case "Short is long" Papers
sec.gov/comments/s7-08-08/s70808-318.pdf
squeezemetrics.com/monitor/download/pdf/short_is_long.pdf

OLD!

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Buy NIO

First for metalfags are retarded.

When does bullrun vol.2 start?

SHILL SOMETHING BEFORE IT PUMPS YOU FUCKING MONGS!!!!!!! BEFORE!!!!!!!!!!!

What's the best app/site for tracking my portfolio? It's split between two different banks.

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I fucking love CRSR
Hoping to fucking love PLTR

If Cover Corp. did an IPO I'd go all in
Lonely simps and e-thots are clearly the future

GME COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

Remember what I said anons.

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Want to lose all your money within a few months?
Trade Penny Stocks.

is palantir going to actually open at 11am or is it going to be delayed for a couple hours like ke holdings?

APOLOGIZE

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I honestly believe AAPL at 115 and MSFT at 210 are fair prices for now. AAPL has no real growth and MSFT should increase 15% a year, not moon fucking 30 or whatever.

I wouldnt really buy into any of them, just write some puts and bet on the crab.

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>Republicans are good for the stock market! They’re the ones that support corporations and the middle class!!

lmao when rednecks will learn

If you're not buying SBE at this MASSIVE discount, you're not in it to make money

Bid for 135 shares of PLTR. Will buy more depending on price

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Closing one folio and concentrating on the other.

Just pretend it's early June and you bought 500 shares of workhorse at $3 like we told you to

Long hold or getting out soon?

How fucking dare you!!!!!
Good morning otherwise,.time to wake up
youtu.be/vh3DoyovIJU
Also make sure to buy your daily shares of GME.

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WHO THE FUCK SHILLED SSSS

YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD

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BLNK chads remember when we were at $8 and all of those losers ignored us?

Go all in on otm weeklies and lose it all in less than a week.

There's no way to know stop asking

All of the newfags including myself are too dumb to realize that the term penny stocks includes anything up to 10 dollars or whatever so we can't hear you over the sound of our own COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMing

Wait till after palantir opens, retard.

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You listened right?

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LCI

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11:15am confirmed

>that forex guy telling everyone for short USD last night

he probably already liquidated hehehehe

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>Be me
>Make enough from trading to buy a new car every month
>Still eat my 60 cent Ramen and live in a 25m2 flat next to some Iraqi drug dealer
Anyone else /Scrooge/ here? I don't even know what i earn money for. i just like it.

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does anyone know a source that lists what quantity of options are being bought by volume? i want to copy the market makers and insiders by buying the same shit they do and riding their coattails of insider information. so if i could just see which strike price and dates are the most popular for certain tickers i could hop on the bandwagon

>tfw BABA is my second biggest holding after HD
Today is a good day

I take it from my big fat portfolio this morning the markets are reacting to Trump clobbering Biden last night and know he's got this one in the bag?

NEE
NET
AAPL
>invest

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Nope

No can do user, plus closing the other would cost me too much while keeping it open is "free". It's just that one has low fees for stonks while other has them a peg too high but they make shorting easier with lower commissions.

Congrats m8

Hope you went all in

My debit spreads should be worth 2.5 but instead it says it's 1.3, wtf I don't get it.

Can someone explain swing trading to me a bit? I'm new to biz, but i'm trying to understand something a bit basic. If you're trading something that has low value, how do you know someone will buy it? If I think I understand stocks right.

VNOM and just long it retard.

G M E

OHHHHHHHHH IM GONNA COOOOOOM

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how much is palantir realistically worth? any experts online do a price calculation of their books to gauge a value?

Just ACAT them over. Having them in one folio allows for better margin rates and maybe portfolio margin.
If thats your thing.

he down literally like 150+ pips atm kek

me going commission miko guro just 4u

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yes
YESSS
FEED ME YOUR SSSS PANIC

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Good time to buy that gambling app CLIS? Looks like it's tanking rn

Whales will pump workhorse back to $30 after 2pm, r-right?

Every time I tried to short it I got memed, so I'm long, the growth is getting scary though

Should I sell my BABA now?

I’m gonna Craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaab!

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user, we're talking deep state level tech. He could have one so deep in his ear and so tiny we'd never see it. Its all irrelevant anyway hes a paper candidate with boring ideas, no personality and no chance in hell.

help us out, what are your picks and holdings bro. i am a scrooge too and dont like spending any more than bare minimum so i can max profits until i have enough to buy something i really want like a huge playboy mansion

$3.50

Wait. was that the fucking dip on GME to average up on
i need better than that for my new paycheck

I'm not sure if it would work, I just need an intermediate solution right now. Something to track both akin to blockfolio

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He's talking about shit boxes, $100 nig cars that don't run in 3rd world shitholes like Atlanta

Based blink bro. I just got a call

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How has AMD remained over valued for so long?
Who's buying it above $80?

MY 7.50 PALANTIR WILL GO THROUGH RIGHT? AAAAAAA

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>Good time to buy that gambling app CLIS?
No it turned out to be a huge piece of shit and everyone dumped on release.

So now that the market is saying 4 more years of Trump what is the right investment?

>Watched the shitshow debate last night
>Feel like shit because I thought the markets would surely fucking tank
>Go to sleep early
>Jerk off when I get up
>Cook some eggs and mayo
>"Alright, time to see the shitshow..."
>I'm all green

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what time zone is that?

so they get 91 million but whats their overhead and costs?

>AMD
>Overvalued
Youre an idiot.

I made most of my initial capital via penny stocks. Back in May we were killing it.

F is a solid penny stock.

This is gonna be 175 by EOD get in here now

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>TQQQ

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you GME motherfuckers have 5 hours. If I dont see that price sky rocket to $11...

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>eggs and mayo
what the fuck

I was expecting a rug pull, I was 80% cash into the debate. Not even mad though, kept appl so small gains

>fngu

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I'm finally making it big hell yeah
See you later losers

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what you get for listening to faggots that read seeking alpha

OH MY GAWD IM GONNA FOOKIN TQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmm

>eggs and mayo
ngmi

ILL KIL YOU SSSS RETARD AHHHHHHHHHH

Just say it already you tease

only penny I'm is OPTI because I think they stand to do well off covid. In at .028

All right, thanks. Any other plays?

BABA up 5%

>Cook some eggs and mayo
Now THIS is a shitpost

Just wait till the IPO acutally opens brainlet

bet on trump winning the election to earn extra money

Kek look at fucking SOXL right now, just exploded upwards.

What? You gunna get nervous and drop it? Just get it over with and do it now you god damn fair weather faggot. This mission isnt for you.

Lads
Fever been sick with pnumonia for 4 months
Constant cough runny nose ;__;
Chest hurting don't think I'm gonna make it bros

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>me going commission miko guro just 4u
You would you sicko. You can have your weird fetishes but leave miko out of it.

you said SSSS will moon later? My cock will moon down your mom's throat later motherfucker. Mods ban this man for shilling SSSS on my board

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Right on

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OHMYGOSH U GUISE ARE SUUUUUCH WEIRDOS HAHA!!

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The things I buy, they die

just but I'm holding through Q1 of next year

>People aggressively shilling CLIS a week ago
>It is now down over 50% in less than 2 days
I don’t get why anyone would buy literal penny stocks. A penny stock to me is something that trades between $1 to below $10. I would never buy anything below that unless there was a special circumstance.

Just big tech honestly.
BABA, MSFT, FB, reasonable stuff with nice growth. Not stuff like Apple with no growth or Tesla with strange valuations.

Then I write puts slightly OTM 1 month or so out for around 2 to 3 times my account value and just roll them over when they stay ITM. I buy more when prices drop and less when prices rise so my monthly gains stay fairly constant.

Not saying its the best strategy, but I'm lazy, make like 20 clicks a month and ~6% of profit I guess.

The hardest part is to resist the FOMO.

TradingView maybe?

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The debate didn't change anything because nothing of substance was said and few on either side would change their mind based on it.

The only remotely interesting question was about court-packing and Biden openly refused to answer.

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I like eggs though...

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>I don’t get why anyone would buy literal penny stocks.
Once in awhile you can find a diamond in the rough, but yeah for the most part they're not worth it.

I'm glad people like you trade. It's how I make money.

Biden admitted the Green New Deal is shit and Trump schooled him further on how to tackle automobile pollution with affordable practical solutions rather than Biden's just "spend 100 trillion dollars bro" bullshit plan

i like egs, and i like mayo, but combining them? nigger what the fuck

DXY is pumping

There won't be any stimulus why's this shit going up

When do ASAN and PLTR do the thing?

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I'll pray for you fren.

That's only acceptable on a egg sandwich. Until you smack that between 2 pieces of bread, you disgust me.

It isn’t going to do that until Friday or Monday yeah dingus.

perhaps no chance for the "green new deal" either way was a big catalyst.

SQQQ bros...

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should I sell now?

i mean say what you will but like anons here have given me good advice that even a newfag like me has managed to profit from. It's just sometimes it's hit or miss. Mind you if most anons could invest in more reasonable options like say Microsoft or some shit like that and hold it they probably would

Do you expect to get a fill on that price?

It opens in about an hour, no?

because you get people to buy your shit SSSS stock and hold your bags

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also...

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How do I stop myself from looking at my portfolio 20 times a day? I want to just check like once a month

Will me your portfolio.

>CRSR

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>BABA chads

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I'm getting fucked. Too much exposure to metals, and not enough SPY.

If you don't like SSSS hop on the boeing train this is going parabolic today Get the fuck in this is gonna fly

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Hooray, its a get this fucking question 4 to 10 times per thread knowing that nobody has insider information so just shut the fuck up already, edition

You'll get better.

Buy and hold only ETFs and value/growth stocks. The more leveraged you are, the more the addiction grows, I find.

You sell low and buy high. Simple as that. Cause you don't know what you're doing. That's why you think SSSS won't be 16 today. You don't belong in the market if you don't know why that's the case.

>heres your free stock bro

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i know its going up later just meme'ing kek

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Hey guys, user here, when is Palantir opening?

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NAILchads we just keep winning. Look at those fucking candles man.

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What is everybody putting there bid price at for PLTR?

Lost 200 on my calls hoping the debate would plunge lmao, but realized 700 on other calls so whatever

opened 10 min ago

They really don't want me buying more ITRM.

did u get tested for china virus?