/smg/ - Stock Market General

Its okay Bobo Edition

Pow right in miko kisser edition

>Brokers:
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>Stock market words:
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>Risk management:
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Bloomberg stream:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Free chart:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
e-hentai.org/g/1717244/8f613ad9c1/
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/

>Links for Bears
suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
sprc.org/
bad-dragon.com/shop
nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

>GME case "Short is long" Papers
sec.gov/comments/s7-08-08/s70808-318.pdf
squeezemetrics.com/monitor/download/pdf/short_is_long.pdf

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FUCK ANIME

FUCK NIGGERS

TRUMP 2020

Anime

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POST UR HOTTEST SLUTS

GME

wkhs deal cancelled sell now

PLTR cometh

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How much GME do I need to own to fuck Ritsu and cum on her big sexy forehead?

OUCH MY HOLE
>OUCH MY HOLE
OUCH MY HOLE
>OUCH MY HOLE
OUCH MY HOLE
>OUCH MY HOLE
FUCK YOU SSSS FAGGOT AAAAAA

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When is SBE going to dump?

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SOMEONE CONFIRM THIS

BUY SBE

>$25.14 is my break-even for horse

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CRSR chads ww@

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Blue horseshoe LOVES United States Steel.

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based

last Thursday

what the fuck

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someone confirm this

HURRY UP IS WORKHORSE DEAL OVER NOR NOT?

So Biden said, he wants to get a bunch of countries together, and give Brazil 20 billion dollars (i'm speculating 18-19.5 billion will come from the treasury) so they stop cutting their rainforest, and when Bolsonaro gives him the finger, there will be economic consequences... Does this mean we should be looking for an EWZ put play if he gets in? I mean this seems like a really good way to make a pile of money off them since it would seem they're fucked bigly if they do fucked if they don't under a Harris administration, or is this just a dog whistle that his son has been banging brazillian prostitutes since Joe won the nomination?

LEAPS on WKHS with a break-even price of $40+. I can afford to buy half a dozen calls or so.
Should I go for it what do you think?

GMEbros we are at levels not seen since 9:50 am this morning OOOOOOOOOOOOOO

My favorite thing about stonks is the part where they goes up

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Why would it?

>bought CRSR at 15 now at 21
It's that fucking easy

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Why do you care about what biden says?

When do I dump my CRSR to get back in on a juicy re-entry bros?

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WHY THE FUCK WON'T YOU RESPOND TO ME HURRY UP ABOUT WORKHORSE HURRY THE FUCK UP IM LOSING MONEY EVERY SECOND YOU RETARDS

LMFAOOOOOOOO

ATTENTION SHARE HOLDERS AND TRADERS OF

-NORDSTROM
-NOKIA
-GAME STOP

I HAVE A VERY IMPORTANT CALL FOR YOU. LET ME PUT IT ON SPEAKER.

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I bid for 45 PLTR shares $30

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You're not all in NNDM right now. Lemme guess, you hate money

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Worthless neet here. Made my first $100 on the stock market. It's the first $100 I've ever made in my life.

I THINK I'M GONNA MAKE IT BROS

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>> 22935170 #

It took me a few times being burned to realize I am possibly not smart and possibly actually retarded, but since that realization it has been much easier to stay disciplined and I have much better returns so far.

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Bets on the opening for PLTR?

dump now, buy back in before end of day.

I didn't see anything about the contract, just some articles from yesterday saying all the expectations for Workhorse are priced in. I took my profits (again) and I might buy back in if it goes low enough.

Is NKLA a buy? Will it recover?

My bet is that it will happen sometime today.

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I don't have a lot of tame stuff

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3

Nigga do you live under a rock?

No articles said it was priced in you lying nigger

YES BUYING MORE PUTS NOW

GME saving me from my stupid DKNG put from earlier.

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Are you looking to short them if he gets in?

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Make sure you lock in your PLTR bid so you don't overpay

APOLOGZIE

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He's bullshitting you double niggers stop panic selling.
USPS needs electric trucks. Buy the dip.

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U bros
fuck.

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Ritsu is for Mio only

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He means the retarded articles by shit like fxstreet or investorplace who just churn out headlines for the sake of it.

what's a good PLTR bid?

There's a high probability that he wins the election, democrats keep the house, and you get a 50-50 split in the senate with at least one of those republican senators being a democrat in a red sweater. Chuck "The Schmuck" Schumer already said they're going to abolish the filibuster, so they don't even need the turncoat republican since they'll have the VP to break ties. What he's saying could very well become reality, so its about planning for a situation that could happen so you're ready to capitalize on it.

tell em frog

>Milton out
price dumps
>NKLA confirms Milton out
price pumps
lel

We're gonna make it

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The question of the day

Why are you so fucking gullible why is anyone hype about this
This company had been around for 17 years and has no notable profit
Itll get a spike when it releases then it'll drop hard
Don't hold on this

>There's a high probability that he wins the election
Baggie...are you even american?
Like I said, lock in the price. I'm locked in at $10

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It's a government front, and going public is just an excuse to launder huge $$$$ to it.

jokes on you there's no answer button

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jfc does AAPL ever go down

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Biden wants to go to war with Brazil so that he can flood our country with 14-25 year old male Brazilian “refugees”. It will be like the Somalian invasion but on steroids, literally on steroids. It won’t be fun.

why is nkla mooning

asana or palantir quick where do i put my shekels

>even while praying, I must stuck my ass out in presentation to anyone who might be watching
That's a pretty high level slut

Please stop posting all these men.

I'm trying to make stonk gains. Not gains in my pants.

Thanks.

OH SHIT OH SHIT BROS BROS BROS I JUST GOT MY PLTR SHARES DELIVERED AAAAAAAAAAAA

MODS

can a meme liner tell me if we're out of the correction yet? has the market passed all the meme lines, trend line 50 dma ect

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Yeah which is why I wouldn't hold it

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Dude it was 105 last week. Why didn’t you buy then?

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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wtf its 11 why arent palantir and asana trading

LETS FUCKING GO GME

Does anyone sometimes not sleep well and then get to work unable to give a shit or focus and just stare at ur phone all day? Ive been spamming meme shit everywhere since i got to work probably wont do anything today

Men?

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do it GME

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That pic is older than the chans times 2 and so are the girls, stupid

Okay I never looked at it that way.

With visible panty line, no less. Yep, the thot levels are off the charts.

I bought 10 at 14.7 and another 10 at 18.15. Feels nice to have a win this month.

cringe yuricuck

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It's still going up. Anons, are you listening?

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Why did I sell regi yesterday. These cunts are really convinced Biden will win

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YEAAAAAA short ES_f @ 3380 wooooooooo

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bullshit

Yup

Yeah, I mean in the event we put economic sanctions on the Brazilians, and then try to keep oil away from them. China would step in, they'd probably find a shit ton of oil reserves under that rain forest, and we'd get a vietnam 2.0, except no amazon girls would come to america. Just men who speak portugese and cause problems with mexicans.

WHERE'S MY PALANTIR
IT HASN'T STARTED YET AND IT'S 11

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Because 11 was a bullshit number some retard around here started throwing around.

Exercise more
Drink less caffeine

Someone's got a snapchat premium im sure. Gross

YEAAAAAAA CHOP DOWN AMAZON WOOOOOOOOOOOO

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I just put a buy order for 400 eur of palantir at 2$/share

Pure gambling, this unethical company is shit

That's so clearly shopped.

>Please stop posting all these men.
Ok here's a lady, this will stop your gay boner

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lmfao $2 a share. you aint getting filled.

is that dark green jokewood with black stroke i can't read that shit

I love Catholic girls. I love fucking them in the ass and leaving they assholes gaping hopefully bleeding and dripping cum

Why waste the energy of the keystrokes?

>Headquartered in Ness Ziona, Israel

Yeah, typical tricks there Merch-- Schlomo!

For fucks sake

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give it to me straight mr crabs is it happening again

who the fuck would buy a graph that looks like that. why didn't you shill it yesterday

Pure gambling. It's not an impossible event, and it's free to leave the order there.

Just a heads up on Palantir: CNBC says there will be a limited number of shares on sale. that its not putting "all its available shares up, just allowing a limited number to be traded on NYSE". whatever that means.
Also Palantir's CEO due up in the next few minutes on CNBC.

we are officially out of the bear market, huh?

I don't know but it's now at 2.90+ and I started shilling it at 2.70

Add her. She has a mini clip of her bouncing her ass on a chair

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President Trump is going to make everyone rich.

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Not impossible but exceedingly unlikely

I got $237.68 cash to gamble
shill me a stock with huge short term upside

Why dont you stop being a worthless europoor and actually get your order filled with GME.

>why didn't you shill it yesterday
anons here never shill until it's already up minimum of 30%

yuck!

TSLA violently trying to moon

I think you're delusional with that sort of play but if you want to do that go ahead. My advice is don't make up shit with your imagination to assume what the future will bring.

Did they live?

AaaaaaaaAAAAAAARRRRRGGHGHGHGHGHHH

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That's old news nigger

oo ill tune in palantir ceo is actually based