Can you actually live off crypto trading alone without a job or is that just a meme by NEETS who still live with their...

>start with $50k as an absolute minimum
>goal is to get at least +5% every month

$2.5k per month is pretty comfy considering you only need a +5%, excess money is used for an emergency fund and to increase the $50k stack

so heres the thing, ive combined jelqing and nofap and the results are unbelievable

my test and virility has shot up drastically, the results in the gym speaks for itself alone, not even taking into account how i feel on a normal day to day basis, and my dick gains? the length, the girth, the vascularity... its absurd the gains ive gotten, stop being a betafag and start nofap+jelq, itll quite literally SAVE your life!

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Got laid off my IT job and have had trouble finding work since the start of this year. Also spent a ton of money on hopsital related stuff and car issues.

and how old are you?

27

Most can't or shouldn't. You need to have enough starting capital to begin with. It's stressful anyways but it's even worse when you're doing it to keep the lights on.

where you farming at?

and 400 dollar is all you have?
literally how?
I had that much when I was 10 years old and at 27 I was already retired for years.

what's your point, stop trying to flex on an user asking for help you cunt

How did you get money without waging?

harvest

Yeah and you can just as easily get into suicide range debt

Sounds like you're good with money as opposed to the average person. So what would you do in my current situation?

This, also keep in mind crypto is for the most part still a closed loop system (very little outside money coming in), with whales and exchanges holding a massive advantage over you.

but i dont want to get prostate cancer user...

my point is hes probably lazy and asks how to be a trader. If you cant figure it out on your own and even have to ask that question you will never become a profitable trader.
was wagecucking many years before I retired, it didnt just fall into my Lap.
I worked for my money, I did the research and I invested and I absolutely earned my "retirement".

You are deep, very deep in the shitter but with a bit hard work its doable and you can work yourself out of this hole.
>kick all habits that are unnecessary and cost you money, like drinking, smoking, fast food. cut that crap out, it just makes you poor
>cut out people from your life that leech from you, even if it is family
>get an income by either selling your IT skills under the table taxfree or get any type of job even if its a janitor job
>if you cant get a job for whatever reason then you try to abuse the welfare system
>If that doesnt work you have to consider breaking the law

While doing all this you focus all your freetime on educating yourself about money, crypto, DeFi, how markets work and you invest your income even if its not much into bluechip cryptos.
Following all this wont be fun and you wont make it over night but by 40 you could be financially in a good spot.

it takes a real man to flex on a hentai forum

is yield farming profitable for a poorfag or should I not bother? I only have 1k I can invest with currently.

depends on the farm and the APY, so sure it CAN be profitable to yield farm with 1k but I think you would do better long term if you were to invest into crypto bluechips first.

that's a myth to get you to be a coomer. if you're really that concerned though, maybe just do it once weekly for the 7 day test spike. But actually have sex, don't masturbate.

I appreciate this advice ty user

Depends on your situation OP. Are you wagecucking whilst living at home, at which point it would be insane not to use a portion of your salary on 10 to 100x gains. Are you married with kids, probably not.
I'd also wait until after the elections to trade anymarkets if you're a noob