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BIG NEWS TOMORROW

>Brokers:
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>Stock market words:
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>Risk management:
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live streams:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7

>Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain


>Free chart:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

>Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
portfoliovisualizer.com
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

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(((Sherman)))

I don't feel too strongly about GME one way or the other but I have been making some decent pocket change with my GME calls these last 4 days. I normally trade options on PZZA and if you guys are active day traders you know that sometimes all you need is just one ticker you're familiar with and you can make a living off that ticker, however I must say for once I'm glad I listened to bizraeli shilling lol.

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Remember folks the best investment you can make is in yourself.

I've been cumming into a tupperware container and freezing it since March and let me tell you no matter how much money I make off the market nothing will beat my frozen cum collection

>You can't work because of the virus and we will use force to stop you
>lol do you expect us to give you money so you can survive?

What did the senate mean by this?

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TOKYO STOCK EXCHANGE TEMPORARILY SUSPENDS TRADING, CITING PROBLEMS WITH THE SYSTEM - NHK
>TOKYO STOCK EXCHANGE TEMPORARILY SUSPENDS TRADING, CITING PROBLEMS WITH THE SYSTEM - NHK
TOKYO STOCK EXCHANGE TEMPORARILY SUSPENDS TRADING, CITING PROBLEMS WITH THE SYSTEM - NHK
>TOKYO STOCK EXCHANGE TEMPORARILY SUSPENDS TRADING, CITING PROBLEMS WITH THE SYSTEM - NHK
TOKYO STOCK EXCHANGE TEMPORARILY SUSPENDS TRADING, CITING PROBLEMS WITH THE SYSTEM - NHK
>TOKYO STOCK EXCHANGE TEMPORARILY SUSPENDS TRADING, CITING PROBLEMS WITH THE SYSTEM - NHK

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Based homeless fucker user

remember folks the OTHER best investment is to get a steady, high paying job. Only invest with what you are willing to use. Mix in long term holdings with occasional fun short term trades. You're never gonna make it stressing day to day (IMO)

yall niggas hirin?

Biz is a good place to get tips if you are willing to do a bunch of your own research and not just jump into everything shilled

Just got $30K because I quit my government wage cage. How do I turn this into a million?

buy 30k worth of NAK and you'll be set for life

Find the next amazon etc, wait ten years.

Do you know anything about stocks?

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Stressing day to day as I gamble my NEETbux on chinese scams and other bullshit is much more fun than being a wagie

LINE GO UP OR DOWN?!

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What the fuck is renewable natural gas and how is it different than normal gasoline

so we're going to open up on "hopes of a deal" then bleed out during the day only to bounce back hard in AH. i really don't like jewish people bros.

It comes from a farm of lactose intolerant pajeets obviously, dumbass

Unless you want to work 100% commission sales gigs or $15/hr burn and churn ops, there's no good job here. Even trades and public sector are cucked. Better just gamble whatever savings you have left on a hustle than participate in the rat race. For me, it's GME.

Exactly what you think they meant
Kill the poor

Like always it will CRAB

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Fug, I hope the chinks didn't haxxorz them or some shiiieeeeeettttt

aha farting lol
big poop pooping fart butt
haha i fart out when i squeeze out big poops hehe

idk I blindly jumped in on CBAT when it was being shilled and made a x2 gain

You cash out your pension money? I’ve got a municipal job that takes 7% every check for that shit and I want it bad

There is no need to hope it didn't happen...
....when that's obviously what happened.

>tfw im an actually lactose intolerant pajeet.
i started using lactaid ealier this year and now i can finally deal with white people food, which is mostly covered in a gallon of of assorted melted cheeses

NANI

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SSSS 15$ EOW

Damn man you got lucky.
Really really lucky, don't do that blindly again haha. At least, don't make it a habit.

when you are saying there's no good jobs "here" are you referring to where you live or just in general?

Plenty of decent to high paying jobs available even during these times

Common biz get your shit together the Japanese stock exchange has halted trading

put it in SPY or QQQ

it will be worth a million before you die

How old are you and how long have you been working?

Based Musk here has the next transformative idea

youtube.com/watch?v=_mkiGMtbrPM

Of course where I live, there's always a good job somewhere, but it's not going to be here. Well, unless you made it yourself I guess.

TOMORROW ULTRA GREEN CHECK MY 7's

Why couldnt i buy palantir today? I put in an order to buy 50 shares when it was 7.50, then the whole day passed and i never got any while i watched the price go up

heh yeah, but I was only playing around with 2% of my portfolio so it was just memes... but 100% gain on 2% of your portfolio is bretty gud

>nothing on Reuters
nothingburger

It opened at 10.15

my IT shop only hires blacks and women now, tough for white kids these days

Don't listen to any of these losers. Put it half in TQQQ and half in FNGU then forget about it for 15 or 20 years. Thank me from you 400 foot yacht later

31 been working since 22

>Why couldnt i buy palantir today?
Who the fuck cares lmao, you'll probably make a bit more money if you held off on buying palantir today

>tfw I very nearly decided to run the wheel on TQQQ when it was at 170

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You might want to check that again frendo

stock exchange in Japan just got hacked?!

oh shit.

I help people

I'm not wheeling, at least not intentionally but I sell the shit out of covered calls on my SOXL and use the proceeds to buy FNGU. When SOXX gets under the 200 day moving average I'll sell out and start selling puts until we get back above then wash rinse repeat. No regrets and I'm up 6 figures doing this

reminder you can make 90k delivering bread
>inb4 you're a piece of shit

thats normal for the tokyo exchange lol

what is this by now? The 3rd time?

>FNGU
FNGU WHAT THE FUCK FUCK CANADA

>investing your lifetime into Shekelburg's 15th yacht
Not a great investment

Where the fuck can I do this?

True. I've been recording most of my sessions and I've compiled a massive library that consists mostly of sex but a few videos of me bathing homeless girls sprinkled into the mix. Not to mention the vast number of toilet vids I've captured during my days working at my perfume kiosk at the mall. I'm contemplating uploading all of them on clips4sale and selling them for a dollar a piece. What do you guys think I should do?

>delivery routes

Pretty much have been carved up like a christmas ham here. Best offer I've gotten so far was buying someone's snack route for about 8 grand cash, and that's in a jogger infested part of town.