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eat shit CLF shill

>Brokers:
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>Stock market words:
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>Risk management:
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Bloomberg stream:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Free chart:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
e-hentai.org/g/1717244/8f613ad9c1/
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/

>Links for Bears
suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
sprc.org/
bad-dragon.com/shop
nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

>GME case "Short is long" Papers
sec.gov/comments/s7-08-08/s70808-318.pdf
squeezemetrics.com/monitor/download/pdf/short_is_long.pdf

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anime

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RKTmen assemble

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Time to buy into big brother anons. Buy PLTR.

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RKTRKTRKTRKTRKTRKTRKTRKTRKTRKTRKTRKTRKTRKTRKTRKTRKTRKTRKTRKTRKTRKTRKT

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Bumping this superior thread for justice.

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Do I put it all into SPY and QQQ now, or do I wait until election? I feel antsy being all cash.

Why is CLF faggot such a faggot?

Are we waiting for stimulus news? I read that there's like a 15% chance of them actually passing a stimulus bill before the election, so the run up today seems like "buying the rumor" before they end up announcing they came to no agreement and shit tanks overnight. I really want to get back on the FNGU/TQQQ train but today doesn't feel like the best time

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Sell covered calls, or else!

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need a 500x RIGHT FUCKING NOW because reasons

I blinked and most of my VXX gains evaporated. I'ma be stubborn and keep holding.

Why do people talk about wanting 8-12% returns? Literally what the fuck does that do? You invest 10,000 and get 800 WOOOOOO WOW then tax takes 200.

Literally 0 point.

Amazon Apple and Microsoft all have gone up 300% in the last 3 years how the fuck hard could it be

STOP MAKING NEW THREADS MAKE THIS BOARD NON SHIT

Buy CLF

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The superior thread for the enlightened elite. Get fucked, CLFdiver.

>GME
>OAS
>VALE
>PLTR
>CLF

bunch of poor penny stock trading pump and dump niggers I take it?

What do you guys think?

Im pretty goddamn sure CLF fag is a Jannie. There is no way you can be this much of a cancer on this board and not get banned by the obnoxiously anal jannies we have here.

He's the REFR/KTOV/HTBX/CLF shill that has only lost money for over a year on here and he always tries to shill his stupid picks to anons.

SPY 345 EOD

P L E A S E

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Gamestop you cut this out right now or you are grounded for a week without phone, internet, tv or friends. Smarten up mister.

We need more streetwalkers ITT

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

there should be laws against how long the length of a red dildo can be

You anons holding rlftf right?

Based

I bought some $BBBY back in March for 4 bux a share, and I wake up to this.
Not sure it makes any sense at all on a modest earnings beat, but I'll take it.

these companies aren't going to give you same gains onwards. you need to find and invest into fresh growth companies for these numbers.

>pltr

What should my first portfolio consist of? No memes.

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Mostly poorly constructed reverse iron condors actually. I like PLTR for election vol.

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GME is the next.. The next.. TRILLION DOLLAR COOMPANY

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Just close your broker for the day, none of us are selling but staring at it all day isn't good.

We also have a Registered Retirement Savings Plan. Kind of like a Roth in the states. Gains are tax free, get a tax deduction on contributions up to a certain point. But you can't really pull money out until 65, without paying tax. Unless its for buying home or education.
There was/is also another tax deferral structure that was recently, to my knowledge, eliminated by the 2019 Federal budget in Canada. It was only beneficial for high income earners and who have maxed out our tax free and tax defferal accounts.

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50% pltr
50% qqq

CRSR

Just switch to whatever gets popular

OAS is going the way of the dodo, chapter 11 style.

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Go back up QQQ, goddamn I should have sold when I woke up

Tell me about the rat man, user

Tell me she has a hairy pussy, user

100% APPL

No shut up it needs to go down

1) How long have you been investing?
2) How old are you?

Alternatively, just answer
1) Will Apple/Microsoft/Amazon go up another 300% in the next 3 years?
3) If not, name three stocks that will.

I'm voting for Trump.

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Damn. My USPS delivery chick looks just like this.

GME is dead. Coomcat is dead. It's over.

you can consider yourself happy with 20% anual return.

Ahhhh 11k uninvested what do I market buy RIGHT NOW

you'll wake up tomorrow to see GME has gone the way of CLIS

You have female delivery guys, user? Here in France they would get raped and dismembered by the nigs and arabs. Lucky bastards.

I want to fuck my secretary, bros

thats seriously great, you can pull out tax free for a house too. I need to start looking for more options in the usa, all I know is roth, roth ira, and health savings accounts but they not the same as you described

Tesla amazon Apple and Microsoft will do better than the sp500 if you bought the dips at a good time

That’ll be $500

Still here, I’m gonna fackkkkkin COOOOOOOOM to GME

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She has the best body, tits, and bush I've ever seen.

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THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

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ICLN is mooning like crazy
BABA maybe?
I invested in an AI meme ETF

Why does it feel like my posts are fucking invisible??

I can't be the only fucking person curious about FNGU and TQQQ, and the actual newsworthy event happening today after hours

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*100% AAPL calls set to expire 6 months to 1 year from now

John Najarian says lots of activity in October AMD 85C

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1000% CRSR

She looks like a 90 year old woman skinned a 20 year old girl and wore that skin over her own.

Lol don’t do this ask me how I know

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YES

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I use Linux so "no".

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Do it better

fuck it IM NOT SELLING IM COOMING WITH YOU

Dear 22963579,
It is because they are shit.
Kind Regards,
user

Oh God I'm even harder now

REDDIT STOCK

IT'S FINALLY OUR TIME! GME... everyone I'll never forget your sacrifice.

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The real play was to be 100% APPL in 2010

>if you bought the dips at a good time
Wow, you mean I should buy low and sell high? You should have a YouTube channel!

Out of curiousity, just to check biz opinion on this. Is it always better to wait till you get your cash purchasing power withdrawable or should you make moves even if you may not have the money.

>AI meme ETF
Which one? There's a lot of these 'thematic' ETFs now, and many of the AI ones I looked at just mostly hold the usual tech stocks.

ok, this is epic

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Yes

pics?
its not bad. If you use Registered account to buy a house. You have to start to pay it back one year after the purchase date. Payments are made over a 15yrs period iirc until you are caught up. The TFSA is better for a down payment on a house though, because there is no obligation to pay back into the account.
No one really uses the RRSP. They should max out their TFSA first. Even then, there might be better alternatives than the RRSP

We don't sell.

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Cheapies time. It's been regularly dropping 7-8% before recovering plus a bit. I'm in until at least $12

Class BIZ. GME at the highs we got meme central every degenerate screaming short squeeze.. GME red after some time sideways (fucking over options) and SMG goes quiet, claiming it’s dead. BUY HIGH SELL LOW ALWAYS

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This is now a White-necked laughingthrush appreciation thread

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>Tfw no Elizabeth Báthory gf.

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fuucckkk IM COOOOOOOMMMIIINGGGGGGG