Prove you are not a bot. Post a screenshot of something you enjoyed of biz.
Prove you are not a bot. Post a screenshot of something you enjoyed of biz
Benjamin Long
Brandon Turner
I am a bot. Problem?
Dylan Murphy
Nice try Turing Police
Sebastian Gonzalez
Self-conscious bots are allowed. You will be my robo-waifu after the fourth industrial revolution.
Joseph Torres
This whole website is bots, alcoholics, and high school kids.
Jackson Roberts
Jackson Evans
Party Time!
Colton Ross
If somebody have a screenshot of last night greentext about the cthulu movie with Tom cruise vin diesel the rock and the hans zimmer BRAPS. It was really funny i forgot to screencap it. Thx.
Landon Morgan
Jason Gonzalez
Bro. I have to click on images that’s asking for fucking bicycles that’s only showing cross walks.
Cameron Fisher
Wyatt Cooper
People new to Zig Forums: Yes, Chainlink seems like a promising project. Yes, it seems like the team is full of geniuses. Loads of partnerships. The world is going to run on LINK! Right?
Before you buy, let me tell you a story.
I was visiting San Francisco to see one of my friends. We went to a strip club, and while I was there I saw Sergey, surrounded by women. He was throwing tons of money at them, but not just bills. It was stacks upon stacks of $10,000, sealed up with white paper bands like he had just come straight from a bank.
I went up to him and congratulated him on the success of Chainlink as of late (this was about a month ago), and he started laughing. He took a hefty swig from a bottle of Dom Perignon and said, "Yeah? You think I care, stinky?"
Confused, I asked what he meant, and said that he had obviously put a lot of work into LINK and he should be proud.
"Fundamentally, I don't give two fucks about Chainlink, kid."
He was about to say something else but one of the strippers tapped him on the shoulder. Sergey pulled out from his pocket the biggest ziplock bag full of cocaine I've ever seen in my life. It looked like one of those gallon bags, almost bulging at the seams. The stripper ran off into a back room with it.
He then pulled out a Zippo lighter.
"You wanna know what I think about Chainlink?"
He snapped his fingers and a stripper handed him a bottle of Hennessy. He then pulled about 20 stacks of bills from a duffel bag, threw them on the floor, poured cognac all over them. He flicked his Zippo and dropped it onto the pile. Almost instantly the whole stack caught.
I stared at him, speechless.
"It's called a 'PUMP and DUMP,' kid."
He laughed as he watched the pile burn before losing interest and going into a back room with his entourage of strippers following carrying duffel bags full of what I assume was money and coke.
This is the man you are supporting by buying LINK.
Angel Ramirez
I started that shitty thread and this was the only good to come out of it.
Michael Parker
Josiah Price
Kek. Legend.
Lucas Thompson
Jason Reed
I always kek at rage posts like these
Carter Gutierrez
NBA betting thread
I was OP
Legendary night where half of /biz got rekt and lost their money
Evan Gray
Caleb Davis
That thread was posted last night and I told OP I hoped he genuinely fucked off but he didn't so I wrote a paragraph for him and he didn't reply so I fucked off.
I wonder if he got the help he needed.
>Am actually an AI
Gabriel Hernandez
There was another post about a "safe" bet. I didn't bother because the payout for the obvious pick was shit. They ended up losing by like 30 lmao.
This one is fresh of the presses!
Owen Scott
the guy that sold $900,000 LINK around $10
Andrew Green
Saw this last night in /smg/. Lotta faggots in that general but this one stuck out for some reason
Daniel Roberts
Also this sums up most Zig Forums experiences most of the time
Andrew Morris
Even though it's relatively new, this may be one of my favorite meme formats of all time
Carson Johnson
I'm gettin' more of a seared bite, on the Impossible Whopper, than I'm getting on the actual Wop- no no no no no no no no.... No please don't say that no no no... No. Nonononono. No no nono no no. NONO NO NONO NO NO NOOOOO. Ladies and gentlemen, I'm not gonna trip. I wanted to come in a 100% hater.
I'mma tell you off the top. I wanted to take a bite of this and be like 'ehhh nah nah it don't it it'- I'mma just flat out say it; your Impossible Whopper BK, IS BETTER THAN YOUR ACTUAL WHOPPER BK. YOUR IMPOSSIBLE WHOPPER BK IS BETTER THAN YOUR ACTUAL WHOPPER BK. IT HAS A MORE SEARED TASTE.
IT'S MORE OF A COOKOUT FLEX. IT JUST TASTES BETTER. Get over here. You get back in the bag. BK. That bite is so flavorful my m- and the fact that it works so well, it literally compliments the lettuce. Like I'm not even mad that I'm bittin' up, and I'm not even mad, that I'm eating lettuce right now and tomatoes.
You can really taste the onion because the sear, on this plant based situation right here, it's so strong and you barely get onion but the onion's there so you get a crunch off it, with soft bun action with SBA? BK, YOU'RE ONTO SOMETHING, AND I LIKE WHERE YOU, YOU GOIN' BK, THE IMPOSSIBLE WHOPPER SON!
Matthew Jackson
I posted in that thread too, now I'm really down.
Michael Cook
This screen shot is how I have a million dollars.
Carson Miller
Bentley Sullivan
This was posted in Zig Forums too. But instead of a prop shop it was the gym.
Aaron Hernandez