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chadald trump got the chinkyflu edition

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How do i invest for the guaranteed civil war now?

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So Trump tests positive for rona and the futures instantly tank. No bueno..

WHY DID I HOLD CALLS OVERNIGHT IM SO FUCKED TOMORROW

DRRRRUUUUUUUUMPPFFFFFFFFF!!

Him getting the rona was the easiest fucking forex money I've ever made.
CNBC article:
cnbc.com/2020/10/02/president-donald-trump-says-he-has-tested-positive-for-coronavirus.html
My chart as I made money shorting that shit.

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all in SWBI

tells me a biden presidency wouldnt be too cute
only chad presidents from now on

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is it panic time

DONALD DUMP

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OH FUCK OH NO NO IT CAN'T BE NO NO MY LORD AAAAAAAAHHHH

What program do you use for ForEx bud?

MOMMY I'M SORRY NOOOOOOOO I'LL BE A GOOD BOY STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP IT HURTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I'm buying this dip

also mr. rat, if you are here tonight, I got something for you:
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AHAHAHAHHAHA, 100% CASH GANG WHERE YOU AT? BREAKERS TOMORROW

BE AFRAID

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Inb4 assassination attempt news articles by boomers

I THINK IT'S FUNNY HE HAS CORONA BUT FUCK MY STOCKS NOT MY MONEY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>No open positions
get rekt Zig Forums, i'll pick up the scraps

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?

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so help me im genuinely trying to understand the mindset of a faggot.

Im a multi millionare who has a shit ton invested in stock. I have enough money invested in companies where the price will fucking dip if I sell.

I read a tweet that says a couple of politicians have corona.

So walk me through this.
My boyfriend stops fucking me up my faggot ass and why do I panic and sell my 5 million shares of whatever it is that I own.

Give me a quick rundown

By the cheapies before big Don completely brushes off the Wu Ping Cough

Metatrader 4.
You can install custom scripts and the likes. Plus the initial cost is nothing. easy enough to use too. Good leverage. And good functionality to ensure you don't get fucked.

THE BOYS JUST GOT BACK TODAY

guys what did the stock market do when JFK died

Lmao

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my tlt calendars are going to explode tomorrow

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Reminder that corona is infectious pre-symptoms and there was a lot of shouting at that debate.

Chaos is bad for business. Only bullish scenario is Pence secures another R presidency after Drumpf dumps.

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Appreciate it. Thanks man :)

fake market confirmed.

POST YOUR HORROR AND RED

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>Biden gets it too
All fucking hell

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Chaos is good for trading though.

>Trump intentionally got 'rona to give it to Joe
Holy mother of based

The bogs pulled out all the stops this time

what is really going on is large moves in futures contracts and ETFs and large index funds, mostly, that causes price movement from news
not usually millionaire homosexuals selling shares of individual stocks
hope it makes sense

also do we think that trump gave biden the rona on the debate stage a couple nights ago ??

Guess who just got back today
Them wild eyed BOBOS that had been away
Haven't changed that much to say
But man, I still think them BEARS are crazy
The bobos are back.....
The bobos are back.....
THE BEARS ARE BACK IN TOWN
>THE BEARS ARE BACK IN TOWN
THE BEARS ARE BACK IN TOWN
>THE BEARS ARE BACK IN TOWN
THE BEARS ARE BACK IN TOWN
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THE BEARS ARE BACK IN TOWN
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THE BEARS ARE BACK IN TOWN
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THE BEARS ARE BACK IN TOWN
>THE BEARS ARE BACK IN TOWN
THE BEARS ARE BACK IN TOWN
>THE BEARS ARE BACK IN TOWN

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Jerome this is NOT a drill
SMASH THAT PRINT BUTTON
THAT IS YOUR ONLY JOB

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GOD I SO FUCKING HOPE BIDEN HAS IT
SHIT WOULD BE SO KINO FUCK FCK FUCK
>kayleigh might have it
NONONONON OFUCK MY QUEEN

What kind of dump can we expect tomorrow?

It's just a flu. Actually, not even the flu. The flu kills more people a year than rona ever will. Fake news. MAGA.

today I will remind them

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YOU KNOW IT
youtube.com/watch?v=Us1u85PnfTg

lmao, and just like that, joe biden is spared any future in-person debates. holy fuck man, this entire thing is rigged to the hilt. need to burn it ALL down.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BULLKEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH

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I wake up tomorrow and I see that the business that I own huge amount of stock in is still selling the rubber ducks that they sell. Customers are still walking in and out of stores. I have a friend across the states who is also wealthy and a gay fucking faggot and he sees the same thing that I do, that the rubber duckys are still selling.
Why. Why do I boot up Schwab and sell 5,000,000 stocks for market value. Why do I put all of that money in my bank knowing that Im going to put the money BACK into those very same gay fucking stocks I just took it out of?

Sales are the same
Everything is the fucking same
I just read a tweet about the president having corona. The only one panicking is me

>stock futures tanking because trump getting goyrona was not priced in
>gold immediately mooning because of all the uncertainty and fear
the collapse of the jewnited states will start when trump dies from the chink coof

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THOSE FUCKING FUTURES

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So whats the plan for tomorrow are we buying the dip or shorting

>give him covid. No, the mild one. Make him scared

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We're living in a simulation

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HEEEEEEEEEELP!!!!

HOW DO I KNOW WHEN TO CONVERT MY UVXY TO $$$ OR TQQQ????

SHOULD I ACTUALLY TAKE PROFITS FULLY OR JUST SELL A COVERED CALL AGAINST IT???

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Well Vix is up a solid 10%
Dollar just ripped through resistance meaning overseas they are going to cash as we speak
Boomer rocks vertical line up

Pic very fucking related

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ONE

NOTHIN WRONG WITH ME

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seriously what happened

Tragedy of the commons? Everyone wants to save their capital man.

I am financially ruined before it even happens FUCK THE FAGGOT NIGGER FUCKING FAGGOTS THAT GOT THAT SHIT AND BROUGHT IT OVER HERE FUCK

BREAKERS BABY

TRUMP COULD HAVE GAVE IT TO PENCE AND BIDEN WHO THEN GAVE IT TO HARRIS, OH GOD OH FUCK OH GOD OH FUCK

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SHOULD I JUST LIQUIDATE TOMORROW LMAO

I'LL BE DOWN 1K+ IN LOSSES BUT MAYBE ITS BETTER??

>100 shares of UVXY
You lucky madman.

now we know why they expanded them breakers

Once Trump recovers with a clean bill of health we MOONIN bigly

remember that bear that used to dance a lot?
every night she'd be in the futures shaking what she got
man, when I tell you she could dump, she was red hot
I mean she was steamin !

>tfw green in AUDCAD, AUDNZD, EURUSD and SPX
Easiest money this week. Feels good after two shitty crab days.

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MY CALLLS FFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKK I'M NOT OPENING RH TOMORROW

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BUY
THE
FUCKING
DIP
THIS
IS
YOUR
LAST
CHANCE

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Trump is behind in the polls and can't campaign for perhaps the two most critical weeks in the year. There goes the possibility of a simple Trump landslide, so either you have a peaceful transition to the tax hiking Biden regime or you get the...contested election scenario.

You don't want the contested election scenario. Nobody wants that. Even your rubber duckys don't want that.

Circuit breakers tomorrow?

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WHAT SHOULD I INVEST MY LAST $5000 IN?

So we’re looking at the week of gains wiped out and more eh

Bring it on

can a person on life support be elected president?

You bet your fucking ass. This will be 9/11 tier response by the markets.

Unironically a gun and ammo.

nice dubs baby

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THE ENTIRETY OF CONGRESS HAS IT
YOUR NEW REPRESTNTATIVES
AOC FOR DEMOCRATS
CHARLIE KIRK FOR REPUBLICANS
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Wait for stabilization, then check out SSSS or NOVS.

stay the fuck out

Fellow /smg/ anons. We are about to face one of the biggest red days of our time here. I wanted to say that I love you all, and I never intended to have things play out this way. God bless you.

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DEFN

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WORSE THAN MARCH? NOT A CHANCE

MY FUCKING GMERINOS FUCKING HELL HAHAHA LE EBIN SQUEEZE THIS IS IT WE ARE ALL GONNA FUCKING DIE HOLY SHIT GAMESTOP? MORE LIKE GAMEOVER HAHAHAHA I AM FINANCIALLY RUINED

>YOU MISSED ME?

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Reactions are usually overreactions

Everyone is about to shit a brick I honestly wouldn’t be shocked at a breaker tomorrow at least one.

you stay the fuck out of my board you SSSS nigger. If you think he should own SSSS stock, you get him some. DIE

HE IS COMING

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Over under on Biden getting it from Trump at the debate

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Wall Street will become a slaughterhouse at the opening bell. Brace yourselves. Godspeed.