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The Orange Coof: LONG UVXY

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>Live Bloomberg stream:
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>Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
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>Free chart:
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>Screeners:
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>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
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>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
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>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
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>List of hedge fund holdings:
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>Links for Bears
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>Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

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green IDs will make it

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Stonks go up

Checked

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I'm shorting everything.

Bad news for HYLN first day

If LONE hits 1.00 I'm shorting the crap out of it

stonks go down

F

I WAS PROMISED $60

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band-aid on a bullet wound

Is today the day to buy UVXY and DRIP or should I just buy the dip on FNGU??

Should I sell my SQ and UPS at a slight loss? It feels like the markets are going to dump hard on this news

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Checked

>Yahoo Finance

>7,9% unemplyement

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CRSR back in the green. Thanks ID.

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whats spy dumping to today

Hold me HYLN bros.

>DPHC
>WKHS
great discounts today

FUCK YOUR STOCKS WHAT DOES THIS MEAN FOR GME

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Buying more today

Which was the vaccine that gave people 104 fevers and such extreme shivering that one guy chipped a tooth?

gamestop

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im in the que

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Hold on boys, going to be a crazy day. Up next, war with the chinks.

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Checked. Buying QQQ calls.

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Means fuck off every poor fag is gonna buy the digital version

Roll

This is your last chance to get into oil, /smg/. XOM at $32, CVX at $69. You’ll never see prices this low again. Get the fuck in now if you want to double your money in a year

Thank god I'm an europoor and can short SP500 with leverage before market opens

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here goes nothing

Stocks crab

> expiry 2 weeks out, Trump may still have the rona
> expiry 1 month out, election drama/swings
The next two months of trading are going to suck balls.

>61% participation rate
kek
the unemployment figure is such a sham

Im queued for UVXY

I'm loading up on the leveraged longs at some point today. The President is going to be fine, he's going to show the American people all weekend how fine he is, and we'll gap the fuck up on Moonday morning. I think the lows are already in, but we'll see. This 331 level on SPY was on my fib channel radar yesterday, if it breaks bigly, and the market doesn't stabilize off the open, we could go back to the $326 levels. Still buying the dip at some point.

Can someone sell me on WKHS is it a shill scam or is the optics for it actually good?

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horf

I mean it's at it pretty good spot, my man. Here's some fib lines with a recommend sell line up top there for you.

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It's going to go lower user.. December is the worst month for oil - the bottom
It may seem hard to believe, since it's at 2009 levels..
The whole world is going back into lockdown & there will be a lot less driving in general due to the winter months
I agree with you, XOM is a great deal, but I think it still has more to run down

I’ll never forgive China for what they did to us. Move over blacks and Mexicans, I have a new hate target.

I know it’s hilarious. Soon wiping your own ass will be considered a job on these reports

Checked. Also check em

I just want to retire already

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Imagine not buying oil stocks at 1999 prices. Everyone wishes they could go back and buy tech stocks in 2001, well this is your chance to do exactly that with oil stocks

green reporting in

LONG UVXY
>LONG UVXY
LONG UVXY
>LONG UVXY
LONG UVXY
>LONG UVXY

I do plan on buying, just in 1-2 months, when I think it will be even lower

DO I HOLD?

How about you take 10 seconds and fucking Google it
FUCK

plz

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I fucked up and bought xom at 44. I feel sick

Buyyyyy lotto tickets on sqqq and spyyyy

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reporting in

Why not just get 15x leverage on SP500 tanking instead?

If green, I make it and you are also a faggot

Yes user you hold and buy more.

Do I sell my industrials pre-market..
or do I wait for market to open & for it to crash further..
decisions decisions..

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You're fucked too buddy

Do you guys think UVXY and the other inverses will hold over the weekend?? I don't want to get fucked at like 4AM Monday when there's some other "good news" that sends them back down again

Doesn't oil being shit mean DRIP is a good buy??

holy fuck this image is old
i am old
fuck

What are you going on about

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WKHS YOU ABSOLUTE PIECE OF SHIT FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

Checked and rollin

2020 was 0 years ago, fugg

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Checked.

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This will be a week long fire sale. By Friday next week will be great entry points.

NOOO THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING
MY HECKIN THRESHOLD LIST
THEY HAVE TO BE BUYING
HOW CAN THERE BE MORE SELLERS THAN BUYERS
HOW LINE GO DOWN

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My portfolio is nothing but WKHS. Will I make it?

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good news? what "good news" can overcome Trump getting the coof (who knows what happens after that, he's old, even if he recovers, it damages the system hard, may affect 2nd term) and no stimulus?

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