Drumpf got covid!!! Better sell my altcoins

What even goes through the mind of normies?

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Level 1 thinking, to make it you will need level 2

Yeah I don't get it either, it's fucking retarded, it's not like the president of the US even does anything

Weak hands, perpetual losers. Reminder the normie thinks wageslaving for 50 years is normal. I can't imagine it.

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Now imagine the markets if he loses.

honestly good, once he beats it everyone will for sure know this fucking flu was so overblown out of proportion

It's a hoax anyway, he is just tactfully stealing the news away from anything about Biden

Not much.

This is going to destroy liberals when he starts tweeting how quickly he recovered before the election.

The normie fucks, bagholder bucks.
Hold your magic inceldom certificates.

That might have been the intention from the start. What if the infection happened on purpose. The libs had nothing to run on anymore, beside, more taxes

be happy you get to buy at a discount.

BITMEX is why Defi coins are dumping now. Defi scammers are shaking in their boots.

>heh, I recovered from the HOAX VIRUS, the 200k people that died must have just been pussies
Great reelection strategy

5D chess
Market is always right you fucking retard

Don't you mean 200 million?

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Trump is still young compared to the boomers dying "from" this shit.

Teddy Roosevelt finished giving a speech after being shot. A failed businessman prior to his political career, history remembers him as a great POTUS and rugged individualist. This makes Trump a more sympathetic character. Captain Picard also recovered after being assimilated by the Borg and gained a unique insight into the mind of the enemy. Trump can take this approach.

Based and gunshot-pilled. I was thinking about this too this morning.

i cant believe people panicking with this nothing flu

Retard. Who would vote for a president if he's just going to die? It's not like Trump is some spring chicken.

If trump dies then that proves the virus is more dangerous than people anticipated. I am shorting everything right now. SPY will hit $150 if he succumbs to disease. Bitcoin and all alts will go to $0.

I see it as more karmic but I'm sure it can be spun as sympathetic to the brainlet masses

>normie portfolio drops 8% this morning
>crypto drops 18% this morning
I'm so fucking sick of the retards that have entered the crypto market. It was designed to do the exact opposite and hedge against retarded americans.

The weak must fear the strong you limp wristed

How new are you to crypto jesus fuck

Naw level 2 gives you a shot at making it, but it's essentially going from slot machines to roulette at the casino.
Level 3 is blackjack
Level 4 is poker
Level 5 is financing a group of poker players

Baby's first black swan? If you think today is rough just wait until the NASDAQ bubble pops.

Dude I was way happier when I had to go to the office. It gave the day structure and got me out of the house. Now I am in my house 24/7 and instead of it being a magical place of rest, relaxation, and recreation it is a nightmare hell that I am trapped within.

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The nightmare is within you, user. Until you make peace with yourself you will always be on the run. The office only offered you a distraction.

Boomers are in the market now, they take msm like gospel and think there's an actual real connection between random news stories and the markets, when really it's just people investing with their emotions.

As with everything ever, nothings going to happen and the market will do what the market will do

protip: crypto is basically just an equities market for retard losers like you. If stocks doomp, so does crypto. simple as.

ZIONIST

OCCUPIED

GOVERNMENT

NOTHING IN POLITICS HAPPENS ON ‘ACCIDENT.’ NOTHING.

That's because you're worthless filth and need distractions to stop thinking about it.
Kinda like how women need to always be entertained, you're empty inside and have no internal presence.

Not sure whether you're an NPC or a demon though, need to know you better to judge.

But apparantly it was a good idea?
The people who didnt sell got rekt

I feel you