/smg/ - Stock Market General

zoomer suicide edition

>Brokers:
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market words:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Bloomberg stream:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/inflation

>Free chart:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/

>Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

>Previous:

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frist for trump will die of covid

This the type of day you just check in at 4pm to see how much you got BTFO

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Why?
Yes, I bought 10k worth of an E-Sports ETF today.

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holding up alright, permabulltards?
don't worry
i'm sure your line will go up next week
if you let it go down today, it'll go up even more!

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>Getting Hungry
Where my FOOD stock bros at?

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shrek phenotype

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Rotated pretty much my entire portfolio into UVXY and DRIP today, instantly down like 8% on DRIP. I'm still bearish on oil though, especially through the winter and having corona around. Anyone else in DRIP?

And will UVXY do what it did earlier this month and pop up like 20%? Seems like an obese 70+ year old man getting corona is bad news, especially around the election

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Mostly. Need to sleep this weekend.

Im only about $100 down and im not gonna lie I was expecting this to be much worse. My mind is at ease

If TQQQ can hit 90, we'll enter a golden bullrun.

I was up $1k this week and may actually end red fucking hell I fucking hate Trump. I hope he dies at this point I'm willling to take the loss

>all cash
hello fellow cheapie bros

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zimp

because you're a beta and offering money is a big part of why women are with you

must have been some sort of a goblina for so cheap

if they look like that i'd add a few more zeros

Its a full moon tonight and SQQQ is offering up rides there this weekend. You will arrive on monday

already happened. Stocks didnt go up but given what has happened to day thats understandable

i cant possibly buy yet another dip

ive bought all the dips

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Sir, we are trying to make money

be one with the dip

too soon

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Sir this is a tendies

Im not offering money, its more like buying new clothes for dates, the date itself, gas for driving around with the girl etc

Reporting.
Except I'm still holding a little SQQQ so I have something green.

DIE QQQ

Wild fucking ride here

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About to drop 10k in XLNX
Raise hell praise dale

Praise be to KeK.

Digits confirm:
>China eliminated
>Trump destroys CoronaChan
>Markets Moon

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>went to bed early yesterday with food poisoning
>woke up an hour ago
>missed the boat on taking advantage of the dip and now debating just fucking off today and not falling for fomo

Alright. What's the next step in the master plan? Post lunch pump? Dump all day? Crab? Dump over the weekend? Pump over the weekend? WHICH ONE IS IT?

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>my only stock gaining after that 930 Trump crash is airline stocks

Ayy lmao

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Hold tight HYLN bros
Don't panic
Ride this shit out

what would literally happen to the market if trumpo died

BIZ I think therapeutics might be great to get into right now. There has to be an user who is in the know about therapeutics. What do I hop into?

Therapeutics anons where are you at

those are personal expenses then retard stop blaming her

Rolling for post-lunch pump

Bobros is this a bear trap?!?!

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drop a bunch until Pence took over and instilled confidence by the end of the day.

All in SQQQ, should be a nice weekend

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I'm officially done investing. Just uninstalled robinhood.

What's next from here? Nothing productive that's for sure. I still have like 2 grand in my draft kings account and will probably gamble that away this weekend.

goodbye forever fellas..

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It would become electrified by the power of Pence