BRITBONG CRYPTO TAX

oi oi u got a loisence for those shitcoins m8?

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I-It's still pending.. Will my internet licence cover it this one time, please officer?

I truly, t-r-u-l-y will never understand why EUfags use coinbase
We burgers are buttfucked and basically have to use it, but you euros have a trillion better options for crypto exchanges it makes no sense

Those withdrawals were hacks user. It's tragic. Your capital gains for the year were all wiped out.

bisq.network/

Worst advice ever. Do NOT let these parasites open a case file on you.

The guidance on HMRC site is pretty clear desu. it's just treated as capital gains, but unfortunately crypto to crypto also counts as the realisation of a gain. E.g. if you buy £100 of BTC and then exchange it a year later for £200 of ETH.

Literally just ignore it

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Godspeed OP

Is this income paid in crypto?

surely this would only apply if to exchanged for pounds?

Wot!? shitcoins with a standard internet loisence? u must be having a laugh m8 would you try to buy a knife with a spoon loisence? I'm arresting you under the counter-terrorism act

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I wouldn't know. I've only lost money during my time on coinbase.

>be on vacation in bongland
>see Arya Stark gliding down the sidewalk
>like a graceful penguin with gout
>follow her for a block
>working up courage
>gently touch her shoulder
“H-hello, I’m user. Y-you’re the prettiest girl I’ve seen all day! W-would you join me for dinner?”
>she spins around nearly smashing me in the balls with an Abercrombie bag
>stares intently for a few moments
>then breaks into a grin that looks like she could eat an apple through a chain link fence
“YEH ORLRITE! FAK IT, WHY NOT? I CUD DO WIV SOME FREE GRUB ANNA LITTLE OF THE OL IN OUT!”
>quickly grab her hand and go into the first restaurant I see that has tablecloths
“FAKKIN ELL! POSH ERE INNIT? GLAD I PUT SUM KNICKERS ON!
>she lets out a little giggle that sounds like a horse with it’s leg caught in a wood chipper
>head waiter gives me the stinkeye but leads us to a table
>Arya cocks her head and squints at the menu
“ERE NOW, WATS THIS SHITE? IT’S ORL IN FAKKIN FRENCH! OI CARNT READ THIS, I’LL END UP GETTIN A PLATE OF FAKKIN SNAILS WUNNOI?!?”
>look at the menu. It’s in English, just a fancy script
>she shoves her menu at the waiter
“I WONT PIE AND MASH DUNNOI. PLENTY OF LIKKER ON THA MASH, GUV!”
“I’m sorry, madam, we don-“
“I SED FAKKIN PIE AND MASH M8! AND A PINTA LARGER FOR ME EDACHE!”
>he slinks away without even taking my order
>Arya pulls a pack of Mayfairs from her cleavage and sparks up, ashing in the bread basket
>starts rubbing at her crotch
>brings her fingers up and licks them then cackles
“JOLLY FAKKIN ELL, IT’S ME TIME! OI LUV GITTIN SHAGGED ONNA RAG! GUNNA AVE US A RED WEDDIN INNA LOO, AIN’T WE?”
>look over my shoulder and franticly signal the waiter for the check
>turn around
>Arya is slumped over the table
>raped to death by Pakis

mfw

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Simple as

Gibraltar is still lovey this time of year. in fact I know somewhere going there for work purposes for five days next week and its mid twenties. There is also o income tax or capital gains tax.

print out the letter, poop on it, and send it to their office

Nah its when you swap crypto to crypto

This
just ignore anything in the UK
Never respond to letters
if they call you and ask to speak to you by name, ask who is calling before confirming- which they can not do- data protection.
If they knock on your door do the same or even better don't answer.
Never acknowledge them, it leaves them powerless and they will give up unless it's a large enough amount of money for them to really care.

You can't do anything. Pay your tax with your tax license. Think hard about where you can move to to avoid crypto tax in the future. But lets be realistic, you aren't going anywhere. Alternatively, you could talk to an account, tax lawyer(think free consult) and ask them how to best structure future tax business. Doubt it will be worth it for you. unless you have 6 figures

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yes but once you get "hacked" and your coins move to a new address you've "lost" it all there's no tax burden. the burden of proof is then on them to prove that the address is yours - a near impossibility.

However this should work for many people. Get yourself as far out of the corrupt system as possible.

Bong here,I had my Bitcoin in Coinbase in 2017, should I quietly move them out to a private wallet or Tether them or is this a stupid move now that the HMRC kikes are watching?

Go fuck yourself.
Anons, don't listen to anything this kike says. All shills like this do is make you think the state is all powerful when it actually isn't, it's called a projection of power, not actual power.
The day these kikes fall is when the normies notice the emperor isn't wearing any clothes.
Funny how that happened today with Cheeto.

Checked and kekked

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even if you get ""hacked"" you're liable for the tax burden incurred before, i.e. all coinbase transactions on your account, so that's a terrible excuse because you're basically acknowledging everything