/smg/ - Stock Market General

thoughts and prayers for trump edition

>Brokers:
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market words:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Bloomberg stream:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Free chart:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
e-hentai.org/g/1717244/8f613ad9c1/
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/

>Links for Bears
suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
sprc.org/
bad-dragon.com/shop
nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

Old RIP!

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What up, my NAKERs?

>Sources close to the president claim he is now levitating and moving spoons with his mind

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I just saw these in the vending machine and I live in Michigan. Is this bullish for Utz?

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>Trump’s last words are that Ryan Cohen is now the new king and GME is replacing the US military

fuck you all

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>Is it too late to get into DPCH? Should I wait to see how far it drops on Monday before getting in?
It hasn't really moved much so I'd get into it now.

>SOURCES SAY TRUMP IS NOW CUTE ANIME GIRL

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What's BoppJ? Not american.

How dare you!

>US oil dropped so low that the had to make 8 shares into 1 to save it from getting delisted.
When do you predict it will go up again?

Is trump going to go full reinhard on us?

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Lel, I never knew Mike Pence's full name was Michael.

good boy!

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Sometime when I'm having a shitty day and everything is red, I have to just close my computer ,go to the freezer and take out my tupperware full of cum that I've been saving and I just look at it and I know everything is going to be okay.

What's your tupperware full of frozen cum /smg/?

How niggardly of you!

seriously though? will oil ever go up above 30 bucks again

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If by up you mean negative again then yes, up towards the down

So did anyone else get in on that Forex dip at the very close?
I missed out on it by a literal 5 seconds.

are you the dude shorting PACD

Where is K-pop user?

Forex? More like fogains.
Oh, I have another one.
Forex? More like Extra Bankrupt.
Lmao.

>Kanye West

no but I did enjoy negative oil back in april and look forward to 2nd wave hysteria possibly bringing it back

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Any Nevada anons here?
Carson reporting in.
>no state income tax
>no joggers
>booming economy
>population increasing 50% over the next 30 years and will cause home prices to skyrocket.

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Hey I made 500 last night on the announcement. Average week is about 900 in profits after accounting for capital gains.

>negative oil
I'm new to this shit im the homeless shelter user, what is that? negative oil means you shorted it from 1st wave?

When it actually starts running out, yes. I hope.

... someday.

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What's your RR, leverage, and principal though?

...

Lol goddamnit
I bought USO calls before the collapse they I'd I calculate it pre-split, that equates to $48 calls. That's how bad oil is right now.

Put on a trip

>Imagine having a city park that isn't immediately turned into a shithole by gangs of joggers
Must be nice

would you all recoomend buying super long dated oil puts?

why would i trip?

>shit weather, especially if pliocene earth comes back

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More like butt sex!!!

Checked rags2riches, you're gonna make it. I went 2 months long when it went negative and it worked. Basically buy the dip, but in that case, the crater.

Wish you all the best.

So I can filter you

Fuck no.

I decided to get TSLA for the monday rally when Trump is fine.

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No, I recommend you buy a house in a cold climate with an oil furnace and then rip out all of the insulation

Shell CEO said oil may never recover. You think buying right now is advisable?

Do you realize what you've just done

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Trump is gonna get Epsteined

lol how do i become a better poster.

fml

these bags just got really heavy. How do I survive this storm bros?

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>Source close to the president claim that Joe Biden was seen taking a shit in Trump's face

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This is a Christian thread, we don't promote that here!

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