>Sources close to the president claim he is now levitating and moving spoons with his mind
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October 2, 2020 - 23:28
I just saw these in the vending machine and I live in Michigan. Is this bullish for Utz?
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October 2, 2020 - 23:28
>Trump’s last words are that Ryan Cohen is now the new king and GME is replacing the US military
October 2, 2020 - 23:28
fuck you all
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October 2, 2020 - 23:29
>Is it too late to get into DPCH? Should I wait to see how far it drops on Monday before getting in? It hasn't really moved much so I'd get into it now.
October 2, 2020 - 23:29
>SOURCES SAY TRUMP IS NOW CUTE ANIME GIRL
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October 2, 2020 - 23:29
What's BoppJ? Not american.
October 2, 2020 - 23:29
>US oil dropped so low that the had to make 8 shares into 1 to save it from getting delisted. When do you predict it will go up again?
October 2, 2020 - 23:30
Is trump going to go full reinhard on us?
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October 2, 2020 - 23:30
Lel, I never knew Mike Pence's full name was Michael.
October 2, 2020 - 23:31
Sometime when I'm having a shitty day and everything is red, I have to just close my computer ,go to the freezer and take out my tupperware full of cum that I've been saving and I just look at it and I know everything is going to be okay.
What's your tupperware full of frozen cum /smg/?
October 2, 2020 - 23:31
seriously though? will oil ever go up above 30 bucks again
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October 2, 2020 - 23:32
If by up you mean negative again then yes, up towards the down
October 2, 2020 - 23:32
So did anyone else get in on that Forex dip at the very close? I missed out on it by a literal 5 seconds.
October 2, 2020 - 23:32
are you the dude shorting PACD
October 2, 2020 - 23:33
Forex? More like fogains. Oh, I have another one. Forex? More like Extra Bankrupt. Lmao.
October 2, 2020 - 23:33
no but I did enjoy negative oil back in april and look forward to 2nd wave hysteria possibly bringing it back
October 2, 2020 - 23:34
Any Nevada anons here? Carson reporting in. >no state income tax >no joggers >booming economy >population increasing 50% over the next 30 years and will cause home prices to skyrocket.
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October 2, 2020 - 23:36
Hey I made 500 last night on the announcement. Average week is about 900 in profits after accounting for capital gains.
October 2, 2020 - 23:36
>negative oil I'm new to this shit im the homeless shelter user, what is that? negative oil means you shorted it from 1st wave?
October 2, 2020 - 23:37
When it actually starts running out, yes. I hope.
... someday.
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October 2, 2020 - 23:37
What's your RR, leverage, and principal though?
October 2, 2020 - 23:37
Lol goddamnit I bought USO calls before the collapse they I'd I calculate it pre-split, that equates to $48 calls. That's how bad oil is right now.
October 2, 2020 - 23:38
>Imagine having a city park that isn't immediately turned into a shithole by gangs of joggers Must be nice
October 2, 2020 - 23:40
would you all recoomend buying super long dated oil puts?
October 2, 2020 - 23:40
>shit weather, especially if pliocene earth comes back
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October 2, 2020 - 23:42
Checked rags2riches, you're gonna make it. I went 2 months long when it went negative and it worked. Basically buy the dip, but in that case, the crater.
Wish you all the best.
October 2, 2020 - 23:43
I decided to get TSLA for the monday rally when Trump is fine.
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October 2, 2020 - 23:44
No, I recommend you buy a house in a cold climate with an oil furnace and then rip out all of the insulation
October 2, 2020 - 23:44
Shell CEO said oil may never recover. You think buying right now is advisable?
October 2, 2020 - 23:45
Do you realize what you've just done
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October 2, 2020 - 23:46
Trump is gonna get Epsteined
October 2, 2020 - 23:46
lol how do i become a better poster.
October 2, 2020 - 23:46
fml
these bags just got really heavy. How do I survive this storm bros?
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October 2, 2020 - 23:47
>Source close to the president claim that Joe Biden was seen taking a shit in Trump's face
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October 2, 2020 - 23:48
This is a Christian thread, we don't promote that here!
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October 2, 2020 - 23:49