No shower in 5 months

Everything anyone tells you about anything is wrong. I haven’t taken a shower in 5 months. My hair has never looked better, my skin looks great, and I have no bad odor whatsoever. If I get really sweaty etc I simply take a washcloth with the coldest water possible and wipe my balls and pits, done. Woman love my “sent” and hairdressers ask me what shampoo and “product” I use to get such great hair texture.

I shaved my head bald in May, so shampoo, soap or product has not touched my hair, ever.

Why is every “expert” so full of complete shit. After a 3 week break in period, your body adjusts its oils and you will remain naturally clean. Some kind of symbiosis on your skin happens with bacteria, ammonia or whatever the fuck lives in your skin and it works itself out.

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Didn't read still cooming

I love this pasta and I wonder if anyone has fallen for it yet

Really OP? You might have convinced me to give up showering

imagine the smell bros

I’m dead serious. The only people who can’t do this are hardcore physical laborers who get filthy at work everyday. I’m an office cuck, nobody would ever believe me that I don’t shower anymore. You have to make it through the break in period, your pits will stop stinking and so will your dick. Don’t use deodorant or any product on your skin or hair. Cold water wash cloth On your pits and balls once in awhile. If your feet stink, piss on them and rinse with cold water

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Shower Jew. Imagine thinking you have to rub chemicals all over your body everyday. Your body needs literally nothing but a little food and water now and then. You fell for it

Haven't done it that far but can confirm. Haven't used toothpaste in a decade and teeth got better. No shampoos or sunscreen or any such nonsense either. No deodorants but a towel and water and no toothbrushes at all or hardly anything whatever.
I wash genitals after solid disposal with a decent amount of water and viola, wahlla.
All that pharma including vax and anything that goes in the body is as damaging as what goes on it. The system is rigged to exploit all for their consummate stupidity. No cum rags necessary, it dries and powders user.

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Jannies...
Jannies!!!!!!

should we also be rinsing our mouth and drinking our own piss by any chance?

at least tell them to clean their ass as well. everybody knows a guy who doesnt explicity wash their ass crack that smells and is clueless

I think you're vile but I can personally vouch for the hair. Before I started going bald and shaved my head I stopped using shampoo and my hair was fantastic.
>Why is every “expert” so full of complete shit.
Because they're trying to sell you a product, retard.

i shower prob once every week or so and mainly just wash my asscrack and balls. i wash my hair with just cool water every few days or so. i wash my armpits probably every month or so but i use deodorant because my pits smell otherwise

I think that is the hottest fuckin slut i have ever seen

its your musk.
women crave it.
let the dorito stank flow thru.

Thighs too lengthy. Face unremarkable.

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They smell because you use deodorant. Give it one month, the smell goes away. It might be that you eat too often, also. Cold water only, no soap on the pits

You must be a very stinky boy like Sergei

Exactly. Vax causes illnesses too.

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Keked and Tzu pilled.

>women love my scent
Woman here. No we don’t.

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She looks the same as every other model though.

I have just realised you’re probably an Indian or Pakistani or muslim. None of them use deodorant and they all smell like their own assholes

OP concerns savings jannies. totally legit biz topic. Saves monies on harmful junk and subsequent sicknesses.
Based.

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Thatsaman.

Gay.

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> and I have no bad odor whatsoever
Source: my own nose

Don't believe it idiot. Don't take any sort of hygiene advice from fucking Zig Forums of all places. This is incel central wtf is wrong with you

The concept extends to shelter also. No rats or roaches. None of the garbage to (((clean))).

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You're a nasty motherfucker and everyone is disgusted by your smell.
I had one of you fuckers in high school, people were complaining to the teacher when they were forced to sit next to him and when he talked to you his breath could make you vomit.
If I had to work with you I would bully you so fucking hard you would think about jumping the window by the end of the first week you disgusting hobo.

Based and bizpilled

>bully
>fag detected

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Post a photo of a woman kissing you. You won’t because we can smell the shit-sourced bacteria multiplying on your skin