/smg/ - Stock Market General Thread

Saving phoneposterfag from making a thread edition

>Brokers:
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq (embed)

>Stock market words:
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>Risk management:
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp (embed)

>Live Bloomberg stream:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Free chart:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/

>Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

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Thanks baggie. Start doing crystal again please.

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>March of 2019
>$435.00 annual dividends
>Get to $790.00 annual dividends in February of 2020
>Corona
>October of 2020
>$465.00 annual dividends

To be fair, I’m a college student who doesn’t work outside of summer and winter break. I have no college debt because my mom broke her back in the fire department so I get my tuition waived. But holy fuck. This Corona shit hit me hard. My biggest blow was Ford suspending their dividend. It’s so discouraging. I know the media says this is, “This biggest economic disaster of all time” and it will pass but nearly all my progress being wiped out makes me feel awful.

Pic related. What snapchat thinks I look like as a girl because if I take another L like this I’m going tranny mode and selling that ass.

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I wish I could invest in HoloLive stock
actually I wish I could just buy their poorly managed company and run it properly... those girls are pure growth, revenue generators

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don't become a girl, just diversify your divvies

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What's your 2x stocks within 6 months anons?

Miko is my wife, so if you could please refrain from flirting with her I would appreciate it...

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NAK
FUCK salmon

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If the big orange guy dies though it's the salmon that are gonna fuck NAK

Yo, listen up, here's the story
About a little guy that lives in a blue world
And all day and all night and everything he sees is just blue
Like him inside and outside
Blue his house with a blue little window and a blue Corvette
And everything is blue for him
And himself and everybody around
'Cause he ain't got nobody to listen (To listen, to listen)

I'm Blue – da ba dee da ba dye, da ba dee da ba dye
Da ba dee da ba dye, da ba dee da ba dye
Da ba dee da ba dye, da ba dee da ba dye
Da ba dee da ba dye
I'm Blue – da ba dee da ba dye, da ba dee da ba dye
Da ba dee da ba dye, da ba dee da ba dye
Da ba dee da ba dye, da ba dee da ba dye
Da ba dee da ba dye

I have a blue house with a blue window
Blue is the color of all that I wear
Blue are the streets and all the trees are too
I have a girlfriend and she is so blue
Blue are the people here that walk around
Blue like my Corvette, it's standing outside
Blue are the words I say and what I think
Blue are the feelings that live inside me

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I'm here alone. I have a whole /smg/ thread to myself and I'm drunk. Prepare to be dazzled

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It's time to buy turkeys. My favorite stock is SEB. Get in before Thanksgiving.

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I'm in need of a guy, I'm in a neeeeeeddd of a guy, I'm in need of a guy, I'm on neeeedddddd of a guy!!!

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Nope. Drumpledorf Nazirump could literally die right now, and by the time Biden took office and was able to shut down the pebble project, the USACE would already have passed their verdict. If USACE gives them the permit, any attempt to EO a shutdown of their operation would be shut down faster than your wife cums when your bull is in the house.

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I would be interested in licking a fresh butthole

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Ooooohhhhh UVXY is the way fellow anons

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My friends think I'm going craaazyy, my memory is getting kinda haaazzzzyyyy.

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your LUV your LUV your LUV is my drug,your LUV your LUV your LUV!!!!

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Im heavy in corn commodities

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You are heavy PERIOD, you fat bitch.
Go on a diet.

Hey hey Jannie I don't like modding, hey hey Jannie, I think that you're a faggot!!

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If your lost you can look and you will find me!!!! Post after post....

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That's a dude

Yes. Thats me with the girl face filter on snapchat.

The jannies are gonna be real upset when they wake up. I'm sorry.

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You'd make a cute trap. Make sure to wax your crotch and anus.

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Should i yolo all my net worth on something and shoot myself in the head at range if it doesn't work out?

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Just so you know I had sex with RKG twice and I promised not to say anything but I'm drunk so oh well.

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Yes to the yolo, but rob a bank or some shit if it doesn't work out

Ok anons, I'm out of steam. Just don't forget me please.

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My portfolio currently yields 1300€ / month dividends, after tax its barely 1000€/month.
Fuck.

I think that guy got served

Can anyone explain CFDs to me? I understand the leverage and the interest rate every day but why do I get to choose an amount and the prices I’m really confused

>70% portfolio is cash covered put sells because I'm scared of this retard meme market crabbing me to death and I want to determine my own entry point
Am I being a pussy Zig Forums? The other 30% has just been crabbing like mad and not netting me anything. At this point I'd rather just collect premiums and try to guarantee a reasonable entry point.

Whats your strategy for crab mode market?

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