Get out of the stock market Monday
would this be good for crypto or precious metals?
Holy shit, Trump was making a joke in his usual way? He's finished.
The only people who believe this shit are the same ones who believe in the pandemic
Sometimes I stick my finger into my bunghole and wiggle it around.
>"Sources close to Trump confirm that he has really gnarly farts and reads Mein Kapmf every night"
>"Sources close to Trump say he may have secretly done something jn a cameraless elevator, once but no one knoes what, or if footage of it even exists."
>"Sources close to Trump say that omae wa mo shindeiru"
When did you stop trusting media to tell you the truth, Zig Forums?
That’s disgusting. Tell me more.
I saw Donald Trump at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
If I find a nugget on my finger I sniff it. If it smells good sometimes I lick it.
trumpers, if your god dies then what? genuinely curious and im not a burger
More
Have you tried putting a finger in your bunghole? Give it a little wiggle after you get one knuckle deep
trump odds are up 16%, nobody is buying these lies
lmao in what world? where are you seeing this?
Once you get two knuckles deep, start pulsing your finger towards your belly button
Senate announces recess until October 19 after multiple lawmakers test positive for the coronavirus
businessinsider.com/senate-announces-recess-until-october-19-after-coronavirus-spreads-2020-10?international=true&r=US&IR=T
you're a faggot if you don't suck on it after
I like that they decided to make the anonymous sources "Republicans" because I guess that gives them more credibility
kek ur god is gonna fucking die, alone. let that sink in. all the lies you've been fed for nothing. good luck, user
Periodically remove your finger from your bunghole and sniff it. This will associate the aroma with the pleasant feelings you may experience.
this is your average gay bear
i dont give a shit but my mom might have a heart attack
They will probably start hanging minorities and marching in unison, things the election of trump postponed by a few years.
Well if it's on the Interwebs and there's no lol, it must be true , right ?
you just picked a sergey copypasta and replaced his name with drumpf
Holy newfag
That pasta is way older than LINK memes
kys newfag
I have a feeling that Trump will die from COVID-19
He's too old.
>sergey copypasta
kys
>Sources say that Jewish "journalists" will say whatever the fuck they want without any concern for truth or justice
fuck the media
glormpf is done
The guy is tweeting and saying he's already better.
Good thing the senate isn’t a small business And they can afford all these breaks
>Personal life
>In 2011, Sherman married Jennifer Stahl in a Jewish ceremony
Every time
the press conference with the medical team was reassuring, I think he’ll be fine tbqh