/smg/ - Stock Market General Thread

Phoneposterfag wasn't kidding you fags really never bake edition

>Brokers:
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq (embed)

>Stock market words:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ (embed)

>Risk management:
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp (embed)

>Live Bloomberg stream:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Free chart:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/

>Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

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Other urls found in this thread:

seekingalpha.com/article/4377179-gamestop-cash-flow-bro
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

HOW MUCH MONEY AMI LOSING MONDAY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I LOST 734 ON FRIDAY AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

WHY DID I FELL FOR INLATION MEME
WHY DID I FELL FOR FED CAN SAVE THE MARKET MEME

To be fair those are pretty good memes

>GME 1/15/21 15c

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Trump is feeling well and just tweeted that we need a stimulus 10 mins ago

If the market tanks I'll be financially ruined... Why did I have to fall for the EV meme, SPAQ and SBE will tank so hard.

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The virus just keeps on giving. Cheap stocks that is a once in a generation thing (DIS @ sub 90!). Quick profits due to rapid shats and rebounds. You can uh "hide" your profits and thanks to the virus claim to be a "poor" fuck and no one would thank twice cause the virus has upended a lot of shat. Free money from the govt (maybe another round on the way).

>GME 1/15/21 25c

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Yeah weekend /smg/ definitely has a shortage of bakers. Apparently some people here have lives on the weekend unlike me.

> >GME 1/15/21 15c

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>GME 10/23/20 10c

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Best way to lose all my money Monday morning?

seekingalpha.com/article/4377179-gamestop-cash-flow-bro

>GME 10/23/20 15c

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Thoughts on Square? Their Cash app seems to be a real money maker.

I have no life at all other than Zig Forums and my Chinese cartoons so I guess I'm weekend baker now
I need to start saving more images for OPs

>GME 10/23/20 20c

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Imagine caring this much about a meme stock.

Oh shit
My old boss just called me and left a message saying she has a few questions to ask
I was furloughed during March-May, and when we reopened I decided not to return, however I've been collecting unemployment since then

Why the fuck would she call now if I've been collecting unemployment for so long already. FUCK I knew I should have stopped claiming, this most previous claim was even gonna be my last one

Stimulus buttcheeks incoming

All in on SSSS

Sometimes our memes become more than just dreams tho...

Funny, takes maybe 1 day for a stock to fall 40% or 5%. Takes a few months before it rebounds back to the point before it fell... Now if some major thing leaks, hey watch out, it'll fly like crazy on the hype..

Green monday

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This is the lowest quality /smg/ I've ever seen.

stairs up elevator down innit?

TQQQ calls? 10/16/20 129c

You should check out the first 50 or so posts of the last one

some autist is obsessed with GME and spamming soibois

Good, pass the check bill already. I want another 2400 bucks damnit!! (Married). 4800 in free govt money woo with no blow back on next years taxes either..

>Sometimes our memes become more than just dreams tho...

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It’s just one faggot shitting up the thread

This was written by an intern

>Written by member of a national security team
>Trump on life support hanging on by a thread.

Just install Zig Forums X and put "GME" whatever into the word filter. You can basically filter crypto, gme and whatever shitcoin shills easily

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Unfortunately not up to him unless he does an EO. Nancy and Chuckles keep putting poison pills in every congress proposal.

Interns write on iPhones, Trump does not, this was sent by Trump, this has been known for a long time.

Fuck you half the fun of this self-imposed hell is reading the shitposts with no worthwhile info in them

n-no u

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You took the OP image from a 1pbtid.
1 post in a 10 hour thread.
Last weekend /smg/ outed the GME fudders as paid shills using CTR tactics and no arguments. If you don't see the difference between DD and shilling, whether it's short or long, you need to lurk more.

He might
“We are at war with an unseen enemy”
Uses executive wartime power to go ahead with Trumpbux
Instant re-election

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You fucking retard ACOE never denied the permit in August. They requested a comprehensive mitigation plan which is a normal part of the permitting process. Trump has not spoken out against the mine, he said he was going to keep politics out of pebble and has historically been pro-mine. The record of decision to issue the federal permit is due at the end of the year and after that it’s a state issue and the democrats IF they win would have no legal power to prevent the mine. FYI you can make more off of NAK then whatever the CCP is paying you.

Daily reminder that stimulus won't pass until after the election.
Why not buy TSLA?

>Last weekend /smg/ outed the GME fudders as paid shills using CTR tactics and no arguments. If you don't see the difference between DD and shilling, whether it's short or long, you need to lurk more.

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Id say about half are paid and half are jealous of coom cat

Read what I changed the filename to, I'm holding GME too I just thought it was funny calm your tits

Fuck I did it wrong because I’m retarded. Meant to respond to

I got 4chanX but nah that takes the fun away. The only one I filter in these threads is that kpop spammer because it is literally fucking brain dead

Trump should insist on money for anti-pedophile campaigns and awareness of the pedophile threat in the stimulus bill and see what Nancy and Chuck have to say about it.

Then I would block actual DD like this helpful user He's not shitting up the thread, only underwater shorts with no arguments are doing that.
70 million short interest x minimum $2 underwater at a $9 share price. None of the longs are underwater $140 million with unlimited downside. Fucking think.

Fuck you
Kpop user is our pet retard and you need to do your part to mold him into the ultimate being

>he holds GME
Enjoy bankruptcy.
>if I say random buzzwords enough times, I WIIIIIIN
The absolute state of GMErs.

If I want to witness some "self-imposed hell" I'll visit Zig Forums or look into the mirror
I don't see any way Tesla is worth 400 billion dollars. They're not even the leader in self-driving cars and only have EVs/batteries going for them if there's isn't something that I'v missed.
I see his post just fine, "GME" doesn't block actual news articles but shitposts

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>HYLN
>anything EV
>SPAC mergers with EV companies

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The war on germs

Because it happened to say Gamestop in the link.
Holy shit everyone here is retarded. Is the usual weekend crowd sleeping in after the Friday premarket shitshow?

user... I filtered "GME", not "gamestop".

>not just having a mental filter
Weak minded faggot

Imo your best options for insane returns are NAK and GME

I’d ride GME until November then go full NAK
If both fail then just kys
Win win

I didn’t at first, but there is no helping that retard and I simply can’t stand the reddit spacing with his posts

What are people doing on Monday? I loaded up on UVXY and DRIP yesterday. Futures are looking grim at the moment but we'll see

I was holding SQ last week, got out with like 1% gains before everything shit the bed. Overall pretty decent play but I'd wait for it to drop a bit more before buying.

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Great, sounds like a fucking stupid idea.

>Trump has spoken against the mine.
Literally no he hasn't. His most recent tweet about the subject said that he would keep the subject matter apolitical.
We tried to make you rich, user. Remember not to cry when you end up having to buy in at the top.

You sound like you need some GME, bro.

lmfao

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>>GME 10/23/20 15c

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i'm pretty sure it's just jealous idiots who are sore they missed out on a low-risk +50% in less than a month
no one would pay shills to shill in /smg/, that's delusional

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WHY CAN'T YOU JUST POO IN THE LOO???

>Futures are looking grim at the moment
wat

>futures looking grim
Name one tim futures have ever been correct