Ok Zig Forums frens

ok Zig Forums frens,
i have about $10k saved up,
what should i invest in to become a millionaire within a year? no crypto btw

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Black Pill:
You don't. No way to get money exists via investing.

tsla options

only two ways to make 100x in a year is crypto or options

how did warren buffett become so rich then

i dont like that musk guy
he seems suspicious

NO CRYPTO

lottery tickets. post results

what are the odds i wont make my money back?

as the number of samples (tickets bought) increases the likelihood of this trends toward 100%

XRP XLM and ALGO

deal drugs and pimp hookers

buy a 40k business at 2x net profit with 25% down, every 2 years buy another and snowball it

i will do a mixture of all of these thanks
reporting back in a year

Xiaomi

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Suck 990,000 dicks for $1 each
Keep the ten grand.

ill give him a week

>990,000 dicks
thats 990000/365 = 2712 dicks a day
thats 2712/24 = 113 dicks an hour
which is almost 2 dicks a minute or 1 dick every 30 seconds.

Doable.

Not by attempting to make ten times his money in a single year ( presumably off of a singular endeavor/investment) look into REITS is my advice Buffet owns Seritage by himself and Berkshire Hathaway has a big chunk of Store. If you want more lucrative, riskier but more lucrative REITs I'd go Simon Property or Brookfield.

how fucking retarded are you?
you asked how to do a 100x a year. at that rate you would be able to take your 10k and be richer than buffett. You want to do something in 3 years what it took one of the most influential investors alive nearly 75 years to do.

>You want to do something in 3 years what it took one of the most influential investors alive nearly 75 years to do.
im smarter than most. Im not saying it wont be hard but it should be possible.

Glad I’ve been helpful

even if someone on this basket weaving forum was smart enough (none of us are) to do it why the fuck would they give that information to a stranger for free?

Kill yourself.

>how do I stop being dehydrated? NO WATER BTW
That's you.

Cap.finance

i have an IQ of 112. Jealous? LOL

Smarter than most
Has 10k
Asking biz for advice

Lol

most people on Zig Forums are very smart. You are obviously jealous because you aren't

with all your genius you have managed to accrue a sum equal to a month's salary programming

>no crypto
Stay poor then faggot

Imagine being proud that only 1/4 of people are smarter than you.
A dose of humility would be good for you.
I dont need to hope you'll stay poor, it's a sure thing anyway.

checked

Buy some Dunning Kruger coins kek