I started browsing Zig Forums during my high school years. It was the best feeling ever, being edgy at 16-17 and calling people faggot. Then I moved onto Zig Forums, then Zig Forums and Zig Forums. Eventually, I stumbled onto this board a few months ago.
Man, you people were like my idols. I was amazed. Watching Bizonacci memes on YouTube, looking at how advanced you guys were with your lingo and the apparent profits you were making
>"time to buy Polkadot, guys!"
>"buy low sell high"
>"now is the last time to buy (insert coin)!"
So I invested my money so I could be a rich crypto businessman like you guys. I did it. And I'm sorry to say but, you're all a bunch of losers.
Not only did none of my coins moon, I am actually losing money on BTC, ETH, UNI, XRP, AMPL. I am not rich, this market is slow as fuck and nothing ever happens. Hell, its probably even compromised and manipulated to shit.
I am thoroughly disappointed, to say the least. Not only do my coins never moon like you promised, but I was so disillusioned to find out that this board is full of Indian scammers, Logan Paul-like Twitter morons shilling their scams, and kissless NEETS. Oh, and of course, people posting thots just to keep their worthless threads from dying.
I fucking hate all of you. If I don't become rich like you promised by EOY, I am personally taking this board down. Have a nice day.