I started browsing Zig Forums during my high school years. It was the best feeling ever...

I started browsing Zig Forums during my high school years. It was the best feeling ever, being edgy at 16-17 and calling people faggot. Then I moved onto Zig Forums, then Zig Forums and Zig Forums. Eventually, I stumbled onto this board a few months ago.

Man, you people were like my idols. I was amazed. Watching Bizonacci memes on YouTube, looking at how advanced you guys were with your lingo and the apparent profits you were making

>"time to buy Polkadot, guys!"
>"buy low sell high"
>"now is the last time to buy (insert coin)!"

So I invested my money so I could be a rich crypto businessman like you guys. I did it. And I'm sorry to say but, you're all a bunch of losers.

Not only did none of my coins moon, I am actually losing money on BTC, ETH, UNI, XRP, AMPL. I am not rich, this market is slow as fuck and nothing ever happens. Hell, its probably even compromised and manipulated to shit.

I am thoroughly disappointed, to say the least. Not only do my coins never moon like you promised, but I was so disillusioned to find out that this board is full of Indian scammers, Logan Paul-like Twitter morons shilling their scams, and kissless NEETS. Oh, and of course, people posting thots just to keep their worthless threads from dying.

I fucking hate all of you. If I don't become rich like you promised by EOY, I am personally taking this board down. Have a nice day.

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kys nigger scum

gay unoriginal larp get fucked

hey i'm subbed to this bitch's onlyfans.

You didn't buy link? And we're the losers?

He thinks he will make it by investing in top market coins

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simp

Name? And post more

No one cares

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what's the name

0reob4by, though be warned, it is $30 per month. Think i've spent close to $1000 dollars over the last year on her. Would really be struggling if it wasn't for chainlink

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Damn. How much to fug?

Oh no, I just spent it on her onlyfans.

If Zig Forums existed when you started browsing Zig Forums you are a fucking newfag and need to leave.

That is a man.

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KYS you fucking faggot. A weak willed little bitch like you doesn't deserve to make it. You've only been here a few months but don't understand a thing about Zig Forums. Honestly what the fuck is wrong with you? Do you know how easy this board is? You are the biggest shitter i've seen today, what makes you think you'll be a crypto millionaire? You don't know what the fuck you're talking about or what to do. Go to bunnings, buy some rope and neck yourself you failure.

Git gud fegget

>I started browsing Zig Forums during my high school years. It was the best feeling ever, being edgy at 16-17 and calling people faggot. Then I moved onto Zig Forums, then Zig Forums and Zig Forums. Eventually, I stumbled onto this board a few months ago.
>Man, you people were like my idols. I was amazed. Watching Bizonacci memes on YouTube, looking at how advanced you guys were with your lingo and the apparent profits you were making
>>"time to buy Polkadot, guys!"
>>"buy low sell high"
>>"now is the last time to buy (insert coin)!"
>So I invested my money so I could be a rich crypto businessman like you guys. I did it. And I'm sorry to say but, you're all a bunch of losers.
>Not only did none of my coins moon, I am actually losing money on BTC, ETH, UNI, XRP, AMPL. I am not rich, this market is slow as fuck and nothing ever happens. Hell, its probably even compromised and manipulated to shit.
>I am thoroughly disappointed, to say the least. Not only do my coins never moon like you promised, but I was so disillusioned to find out that this board is full of Indian scammers, Logan Paul-like Twitter morons shilling their scams, and kissless NEETS. Oh, and of course, people posting thots just to keep their worthless threads from dying.
>I fucking hate all of you. If I don't become rich like you promised by EOY, I am personally taking this board down. Have a nice day.

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this board is not easy. OP is right. only pajeet scams. it was better in 2017 and 2018. pretty shit nowadays

It is easy. You are just shit.

>he managed to buy the top of XRP only a few months ago
OP maybe you’re just not cut for this. Maybe you have a financial curse on you because being at a loss with XRP within just months means you just fuckin suck lmaoo

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wait wait, please leave ethereum and pass your investment to Avalanche (Avax) from there. thank me later

Ive known this whore (alex clarke) before she became a whore and would never give her a dime purely because of knowing how much of a bitch she is as a person.

this board is full of pajeets. they only want to lure you into buying their shitcoin/bags.

dont believe anything what you read on here. if you trust biz advice there is a high chance that you will lose money.

>Zig Forums
That's where you went wrong. I imagine that place is just brain rot. Here's what you would have done if you wanted to make it:

Zig Forums>Zig Forums>[/g/, Zig Forums, /x/]>Zig Forums

t. Made it

living the dream

If you don’t post on
/k/ Zig Forums Zig Forums /out/ and Zig Forums
your never going to make it

start with the greeks

lurk more faggot

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I'd buy you a drink if you were old enough to enter a bar.

Welcome to being an adult and being responsible for your life decisions you miserable faggot

You being serious or just LARPING? Tell me more about the charcter of this thot, already spent fuckloads on her.

I bought 30k LINK in 2017

I sometimes wonder what our dumpster fire of a board looks like to the unsuspecting normie. imagine having absolutely no grasp of crypto or the level of FUD/shilling/irony that happens here and trying to make sense of it all. Terrifying.

But did you buy into Orion protocol? If you did, you would be up 25x to 70x

>I stumbled onto this board a few months ago
>XRP
This does show that xarepee cuks have slight hope in offloading their bags to newfags.
In rare chance this is not larp you are very inexperienced and expect to make money within the first few months get gud kid

you know, the moment low iQ newfags like you buy into a coin is probably exactly when i'm shorting it. you're the person i'm thinking about when i ask myself "who would buy this shit at those prices?" i'm already up $85k on my eth short alone and you sound like the kind of person that filled my sell orders

THAT’S

Pathetic

Simp