Order 2000$ item on amazon

>order 2000$ item on amazon
>say it never came
>get refunded
>mfw it actually came

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same but with 5 dollar guitar strings

rude.

>5 dollar guitar strings
ngmi

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wait you can actually do this?
Where do you live?

Yeah you can do it once or twice before they get sus.
Obviously you can't do it if the delivery man takes a pic of the parcel being delivered.
Got a free Wacom Tablet monitor doing it.

>electric
low test

sometimes they don't even care if it eventually shows up and send another. I've gotten doubles of things that I later sold

The ones punished for it are the delivery drivers though. I used to do package delivery when I was younger. One time I delivered laptop to a guy and he said he didn't receive it. My boss suspected me of stealing it, fired me and threatened to call the police.
So nice going dude. You fucked over a poor wagie

wagecucks aren't people

keep sayin that. keep thinking it. hell is real.

That’s not very cash money of you

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based. i probably saved that poor wagie's life by getting him fired from that shit job

Wagecuck suffering is like fine wine to me

> be me 22F
> order heavy item from amazon
> ask driver to help bring it into my living room
> accuse him of rape
> loses job
> kill himself
> amazon gives me a free rtx3090 to keep quiet

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This is what niggers do. Congrats.

Nigger.

I laughed
but then checked 77 holy dubs and repented

this, you can never escape wageslavery until you get sufficiently mad

you either off yourself or formulate an escape plan

>Order box of like 6 different items (Christmas presents)
>Actually never arrived or stolen by Ns, unsure which (hope they enjoyed my kids' presents)
>mfw Amazon literally just resends the whole box

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this

Here is a quick tip for you guys. When buying something on Amazon MAKE SURE THAT THE FULFILLER IS AMAZON AND NOT A THIRD PARTY SELLER. this way you are fucking Amazon instead of small business. I do this regularly. I sent those faggots back my old jeans with a hole in the crotch instead of returning the $300 new ones they sent me hahahah. And they just refunded me they don't even check. Help me bankrupt Amazon you fucks its so easy.

I didn't realize this board was so full of joggers

based 18-28 year old internet addict misogynist

FYI Amazon is literally turning the USA into a neocorporativist dystopian shithole and you guys are absolute fucking cuckolds with tiny dicks. Who the fuck in their right minds could ever support a blood leeching giant corporation. Americucks are literally the worst i hate you so much.

>muh dik
Jogger confirmed

>Be me 15yo male
>Get first phone in hs pre paid for $20/month
>Pay using PayPal
>Submit PayPal dispute saying item never arrived
>Mfw no proof
>Make multiple PayPal accounts
>Get money back each time
>Do this for nearly 2 years
>Mfw almost made $500

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Another good one is you buy something that is supposed to warranty for a year. Wait a couple weeks, email the seller and says it’s broken and ask for a replacement. We should start a /FuckAmazonGeneral/

Yeah, I've done this. Mechanical keyboard broke, was our of warranty, I just ordered the same one and said it broke. Shipped it back to Amazon and said I wanted a refund instead of the keyboard back.

I got $2000 for free over night just for buying the PNK meme and didn't scam anybody
Kys loser

Wait, why do your jeans have a hole in the crotch

for gettin' that ass-pussy plucked

>order $300 item on eBay
>no shipping routes due to covid
>whatever I'll wait
>look at it again 4 months later and it's all finalized with no charge back options and no item

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I did this with 500$ speakers and a 700$ computer. Fuck Amazon.

I got a free rtx3090 doing this