I fucked up

Are we just lost?

...

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You should have listened to the jew trying to make you a heroine addict instead of a psychedelic shizo

It wasn't cocaine it was dmt you took one is good when you wanna earn money the other makes you gay

help.coinbase.com/en/contact-us
You can also recover from here I suppose. Good luck user

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this is fake, by the time you'd be physically capable of doing this you'd no longer be high. Used to do DMT all the time. You're either so high you can barely move or you're sober, with maybe 30 seconds between the two states.

Would have been a lot more believable if you said mushrooms or acid.

Contact coinbase and tell them about your issue, then send them videos and stuff of you holding your ID etc... and hope they recover your account.
Then buy a 50$ trezor one and send the funds to the wallet you generate with it, then tweak it so it generates 12 word seeds instead of 24, and learn those 12 word seed by heart, then whatever you do you'll always know them.
Also this protects you because you're a retard, but if you're a high functionning retard you can find ways around it to fuck yourself harder, might be easier just to avoid being retarded...

How can you even use a cell phone on dmt. I just sit there drooling myself.

it looks like your next chapter begins now

like right now, and not before during the DMT trip

Nice larp fag

DMT will attract evil entities to you. Satan is laughing at you, when you take DMT you are nothing but the play thing of evil spirits.

Just use Coinbase’s forgot password tool. If you deleted or misplaced your 2fa they can help you too, although it may take them a day or two to reset it

kek

Tell me more professor

Took dmt once. Very fast trip ~2-3 minutes max.
Taken to a place with infinite pillars of reds and blues that I had never seen before. Extending as far as you could see, and honestly to infinity.
I felt more than saw an entity that was an eternal Minotaur type thing. It did NOT want me there. So I ran.
Ended in this room with a black sludge thing similar to the creature from fern gully. But it was trying to protect me. There was a brick well in the middle of the room, and it instructed me to hide there. I did without question, and was in a void. Complete nothing, it wasn’t an OOBE in there, but felt like one.

Then I came back. I felt like I had been gone for hours, but it was only a few minutes apparently

10/10 would recommend

while that is true, money is just as evil

Don’t be a dumb nigger and do DMT. Only evil entities will try to contact you, good, benevolant beings believe in free will so most of the time they won’t interfer with you. Most schizos become schizo from opening themselves up to the spirit world, schizophrenia is jusy demonic harassement.

omg scary

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Schizophrenia and psychosis aren’t fun, don’t do psychedelics, kids.

More like your own brain is playing games with you.

>Don't even think about quitting work, goyim.

if you don't believe in immaterial entities you're a dumb fucking nigger who got jewed by psychoanalysis

Drugs are for retards aka you

>implying this happened