LINK parabola thread AMA

So basically I trade futures for a living, I think LINK will hit 200$, here's my track record
>September 9 2020 i told anons FUD is buy signal
>LINK is minus 30% from that day today

So basically i blew out my futures account, im broke as fuck, and i hold my 542 LINK make it stack.

LINK will hit 200$ on January for sure. I trade futures for a living , after i blew my account that living means sucking dick behind TacoBell drive-in, but hey, living a dream of a wolf of wall street.

Live alone, die alone, earn bank alone.

So AMA about markets, redrawing parabola lines, and how to disinfect mouth and anus after unprotected sex for a combo meal.

Remember anons, fake it till you make it.
Eagles fly alone.
I aint gay but its 5$ goddamit

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Best case and worst case by Jan 2021?

my mouth herpes is gone and i can afford Honda Civic with my stack so i can finally wake up not covered in piss and/or hobos

Worst case sure is that all Linkies are going the way of OP

>You work at Taco Bell?

Op is a nice person.

I'm not so sure about that, user.

I was in that thread calling you a faggot and Nico posting to warn others not to fall for your lies AMA

>pretends to know the future
>pretends to be a successful trader
>admits to losing it all
>please believe me why would i lie

If I posted this I could have saved you. I'm so sorry. Maybe save it for next year, ok?

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Is this even that true? I've seen it posted so much, what about a 2015-2019 chart?

its a parody thread you newfags, that dude is FUCKIN RETARDED PARABOLA PREACHER CULTIST LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


MINUS

30%

IN A MONTH

KEEP BUYING LINK AT 12$ ANONS HAHAHAHHAHA


200$ JANUARY 2020

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>200$

people who put the dollar sign after the number will never make it and you should never take their advice

You assume, in your parabola, the Bull Run peaking in 2021. It won't , four year cycles are not a thing. This cycle will peak , at best, in Dec 2022, maybe later.

checked, and how fuckin stupid you have to be, to respond seriously into a post about suckin dick you fuckin newfag

Look at all the FUD today after a single good LINK thread was posted. Tranny's have to try and shut it down lmao We could easily see triple digits in 4-6 months

Looking out for newfags . Fuck off.

September being the worst month for crypto is pretty well established.
medium.com/@marketahead.com/bitcoin-price-stats-from-2011-2018-btc-data-analysis-cfe5094c8d9a

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why would anybody want your advice if you blew out your futures account?

look at the market cap dummy
its overvalued by 10x at least

>We could easily see triple digits in 4-6 months
HAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAA

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Good job OP continue to blow these memeline faggots the fuck out

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on deck

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OH NO NO NO
HAHAHAHAHA

FUCK OFF BACK TO R*DDIT YOU DISGUSTING NEWFAGS HOW RETARDED ARE YOU

Worst case: Chainlink sticks to the crumbling eth network and goes down the drain with it
Best case: They switch to some future proof base (e.g. cardano) and might survive

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Just tell me why it should follow that parabola

because that parabola already broke lmao

once a parabolic run breaks it's over.

>my 542 LINK make it stack

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lmao

Joe Biden thread?

feelsgoodman

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why next peack in January?

>worst case
you wake up and realize this was all a dream in 2010 on a warm tuesday in april in the college library with a neuroscience book on your lap on a chapter about vivid dreams
>best case
LINK is worth $1254.42 and you hit the sell button and realize you made it

boring post do better

not going to trick me with those adolfs dubs

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