I turned $250 into $12k gambling online but im too afraid to cashout the funds

I turned $250 into $12k gambling online but im too afraid to cashout the funds

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afraid of what?

what do?

Greta is a young boy they put on hormones and forced as a girl

Unironically put it into chainlink and cash out in 3 years

the IRS and having to explain how I ended up with so much BTC

how many of you would dick her?

Pay your capital gains on it and they won't bother you. Otherwise only withdraw it in chunks.

Why would you stop now? Keep going and you'll make it

the irs is not gonna even notice your 12k, they only go after people who try to take out like 50k plus and even then its rare, usually its people doing like 100k plus that get a letter about it, stop being a pussy bitch and just pull it out, nothing will happen.

Funnily enough they mostly go after people on various forms of welfare (or claiming similar forms of government funding). Don't have the data on me but poor people on dependence are a lot more likely to get audited than wealthy folks.

I would take Greta as my wife and force my ideals onto her. She will hate me for it, but be the happiest she has ever been, and with being barefoot and pregnant all the time would be a bit busy to complain.

take your meds

Women are a riddle and the answer is always pregnancy. Greta will never be happy until she's filled with my big ol cock and out comes a child that looks like us.

It may have to do with the fact that the wealthy at least pay some tax, but the poor tend to try to just not pay any tax and that gets under the irs's skin. The IRS knows everyone is gonna pay less tax than they are supposed to but if you atleast give them something they will be fine with you, but when you just never pay any, they get you.

Have fun having a gremlin for a wife

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and you know this how?

Scared to pay taxes, instead will just lose the lot gambling

I don't worry about declaring crypto earnings because i only lose

Better yet, stake with the chainlink and make free gains without cashing out.

It's so aggressively ugly it wouldn't surprise me.

I don't think the IRS cares much about gambling. They just want their money.

That's why you only cash out what you need and use the rest to stake with like any smart person would do.

Yeah, they probably also do a terrible job of filling out their taxes, either screwing up their numbers by accident or thinking they can Jew the IRS straight up

It's our only well-ran government agency since it's the one that actually collects the money

its a male

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>its a retard
More accurate.

not mutually exclusive to be fair

As we waste time talking about shitcoins, shes blossoming into a devastatingly beautiful young woman whose intellect and power will be terrifyingly bold and transformative in the new millennium and anons have less time than they think to prepare to become a climate-marine in the war against carbon polluters so as to make the world safe for their future tradwives and tradchildren.

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True enough.

Now this is what I call shitposting

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