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CLF hooooly shit edition

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JOHNSON AND JOHNSON TO BE FAST TRACKED FOR VACCINE APPRROVAL.

$200 a share EOW.

THANK YOU BASED TRUMP
HE BEAT THE VIRUS AND NOW WE ALL GO TO THE MOON

>Broker still unable to sell my HYLN cause they havent "received the shares"
>continue to lose 10% a day until they do
Incontrovertibly based. Who else here got absolutely SHLLed

STOP SPLITTING THE THREAD FAGGOT

What are people ACTUALLY doing to make money on here? Don't give me some bullshit about selling calls on meme stocks, I want real solid recommendations. Should I just be averaging into something like FNGU if I want the most gains in the shortest amount of time? Should I just buy the strongest stocks in that ETF? TSLA and AAPL seem to be doing well, meme magic aside

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OILBROS REPORT IN!

RDSB & XOM HERE!

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The other one was 340 posts 40 posts past bump limit you buttplug tranny

you're such an insufferable faggot it's unbelievable

Bloomberg's news this morning is all about a blue wave and Democrats getting the Senate lol
I just bought VTSI as a bet that Trump will win. Fuck em.

BUY VTSI
>VTSI
BUY VTSI
>VTSI
BUY VTSI
>VTSI

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I'm new to stocks. Is this good?

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dippies

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I dunno. I rode penny stocks like wkhs into the big club. Now I do both and options

You're the faggot here. If a thread isn't created by 340 posts, then several will be once its closed then it will be mayhem.

It's hard to keep tourists off blue boards.

I have an only fans account. Post benis for cash. Send me money

Your seething made me spill Starbucks on my nice jacket from laughing

Please seethe harder bro as I get my dick sucked in my

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>wah wah spoonfeed me shit
If you aren't smart enough to spot the rare quality recommendations that gets mentioned around here, you don't deserve shit.

As I get my dick sucked in my S class Mercedes with my call options

You over here buying 1 share of Apple and 1 share of Disney LOL

HAHAHAHHAGAHGAGAGAHAHA

CLF HASNT EVEN HIT $30 YET LOL

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Jesus christ get the fuck over yourself, it's attitudes like yours that make this place fucking suck. If cocksuckers like you spent half the amount of energy on trying to help out instead of talking shit, we'd all be better off. Oh well

I also suck black penis

Fuck off tourist

I want her do bad, but I'll never have her.

cope

What's the call on it?

Buy dividend stocks. Ladder so you get money each month.
ET
MO
BPY

We btfod that faggot

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if you want the honest truth the only real way to make a lot of money is basically just gambling with options . Most people just play safe by invest and build off dividends.

Nah, you’re all homos. Buy TSLA

>lose an additional $700 from this morning alone
>broker can't trade until they are "delivered "
Is this shit illegal? Honestly I feel like I'm being fucking stolen from

Did you guys sell your volatility? I know I did.

Please help, how do I do this?

opinions on IPOB?

lmao no thanks, no one here is even that retarded.

I would also like an explanation if anyone isn’t going to be an asshole about it

The only thing I sold was ICLN last week

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Fucking faggot OP making me have 2 tabs open for /smg/. Fuck you, seriously.

Oh my God. Such problems. Do you need a blanky?

Just buy high and sell low