What's his secret?

Lobbyists, cronyism, corporatism, etc.

>huh? what's wrong with that?
Do onto others what you'd want to be done onto you. This is the only sane morality rule. So, if you don't see anything wrong with that, you'll be reborn in kongo and mine for his batteries next time around. You can't fool God, he is your innermost being.

I know from personal experience. I paid many such dues because of my hypocrisy, downplaying other people's suffering.

he is definetly a psychopath that exploits everything to the last drop and americans love it
youtube.com/watch?v=RVVfJVj5z8s

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>manipulate the public image via memes

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Poor reporting constantly reposted by retards such as yourself.

Not only does Tesla have batteries that use zero percent cobalt (CATL), but they also use far less cobalt in their batteries that still do use it than anyone else in the industry, the little that they do use aren't sourced from those mines, AND the batteries they receive back are now 100% recycled.

So take your entirely ignorant, self-righteous retarded ass somewhere else.

he makes us live in RVs, and it fucking sucks

>What's his secret?
>Autism?
nigga if that was his secret I would be a trillioner by now

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Being bald

>itt seething lazy poorfag coping mechanism

Parents bankrolled him

>simping for the richest man in history

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>this poorfag wagey wannabe millionaire

You want to know the secret? Instead of wasting your precious time on Zig Forums, he fucking built an empire instead. He chaded up. Something you should also do. Grow some balls and evolve, manchild.

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its not his fault that those retarded monkeys would rather go to slavery rather than developing tools to make this shit more efficiently

youtube.com/watch?v=uRf-sRZBiHo

He traded his hair for billions of dollars

>What's his secret?
his lawyers

I can understand leddit and 9gag sucking his dick, but Zig Forums? Jesus fuck, Musk is a social media genius.

He literally got rich through government handouts, yet people still praise him as some sort of genius. The only thing he is good at is maintaining a positive public image, while being a literal piece of shit.

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And then we have Errol Musk who has a child with his stepdaughter lol. The whole family is weird, look at the kids names from Elon

what is this name?

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Also, him fucking Johnny Depp's crazy GF doesn't really paint him as the nice autistic guy he tries to present himself to be.

Time. Guy was in the right place at the right time. He had an online retailer platform before it was popular. He managed this platform well and it matured with the internet as it got older, but really the timing of amazon is what made it into a huge success. So be at the right place at the right time with the right skills and you too can swim in money.

rich parents as always
no currently alive billionaire comes from a poor family

a combination of very good luck, good product and hard work.

It's just that simple.

Wealthy well connected parents

>good product and hard work.
imagine actually believing this capitalist drivel

Where do I do that? I actually have a lot of hair, both on my head and elsewhere.

Except Oprah. She is the one exception. But there's still no moral path to amassing that much money.

did you miss the first part moron? Luck is a pretty strong component to success in most these ventures. To claim luck is the entire product though is also disingenuous. stop being an ultra tankie retard and recognize the world for what it is.

yes?
>haha im le meme guy im different than all the other CEOs fucking everyone over

losing half of his net worth to some slut

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Not him, but it used to be true. Nowadays, not so much.
>invent new gloves
>sell them on amazon
>huge success
>suddenly sales drop to 0
>find out that amazon sells similar product shipped in from china and they basically shadow-ban you or undercut your price
>make Jeff even richer thanks to your intellectual effort
>go bankrupt
>stay neet
>cry about it on Zig Forums

>good product and hard work
kek, its 99% luck and marketing

it doesn't matter. Tesla is only profitable due to meme carbon credits.

>millions starving on the streets
>one man allowed to have more wealth than 100 people could physically spend in a lifetime

Imagine being a neet faggot on 4channel and criticizing capitalism. It's the reason you can live in your parent's basement and never contribute anything meaningful to life

hey kid, marketing is hard work. ever consider that? probably not because you're a deluded faggot whiny zoom zoom.

He was a physics chad instead of a compsci incel

Nice argument. How often do you have to change the bulb in that projector?

>Imagine being a neet faggot on 4channel and criticizing capitalism. It's the reason you can live in your parent's basement and never contribute anything meaningful to life
Imagine being a nobody trying to have class solidarity with billionaires, do you think they'll give you a job or someting?

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just make your own amazon

Survivorship bias? What's that?

>Just like Elon Musk, who uses african child labor to mine for minerals
Based.

there is a good reason as to why they are starving and thus it's actually a good thing that they do
remember that if you feed pigeons they will breed more, shit up the streets and end up starving again because their population size is artificially sustained by handouts

His dad was a cuban refugee, what are you smoking

Only the Rich fled Cuba initially . Then later Castro just released all the poor from Prison to America.

>there is a good reason as to why they are starving
and what is that?

>Only the Rich fled Cuba initially
With barely any of their property or money, from an already poor nation. And his parents didn't flee with him, they sent Bezo's dad alone as a teen with a few bucks.

>Just like Elon Musk, who uses african child labor to mine for minerals for his shitty batteries in Kongo
Why is it always white people's fault that Africans can't make a decent civilization?
>hurr, colonization bad. Give the land back to the Africans
>hurr, the Africans are using the land wrong. You can't let them do that.
It seems like the only acceptable answer is to completely ignore Africa and all its resources and leave them to their own devices.
>hurr, you can't do that. We need to help the poor Africans. Lets give them more money, but we can't buy their stuff because they do bad things.

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This and nothing else.

they cannot provide any utility to other human beings

Selection bias chump. How many other people tried doing something similar to him only to fail. Of course if you don't try you'll never have that possibility no matter how miniscule it might be. And I don't understand all this bootlicking for powerful people who wouldn't give you a second thought. Is this what 4channel is about now or is it just pol leaking?

Why is that a requirement?

>class solidarity
t. Smelly teen redditor

>t. Smelly teen redditor
Imagine thinking reddit is left

>literally supports full communism
>hates rich people
Yeah they're full on fucking fascist rights

What you actually need is hard work, dedication, AND luck.

I'm not like those other leftists teehee

Little bit of skill, and luck/timing with Amazon. It's literally just that

give me $100 now

>We will coup whoever we want
And to think there are people who still like this guy
Neolibs* actually

Not the tankie you're replying to but reddit is anything but left. Their mods literally banned the biggest commie subreddit earlier this year. By comparison, /r/The_Donald still exists, just behind a login screen.

>we coupe
that was obviously a joke because he isn't involved with that stuff in any way, and mostly like his company doesn't even work in that latin shithole

td was long abandoned when they banned cth. They just nuked the empty husk of td so to appear balanced

You know its an election year when chan is shitted up by conservatards sucking the cock of a man who wants them dead so he can replace them with a bunch of ESL serfs that work for pennies and won't unionize.

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more like losing half of his net worth to a seemingly loyal wife of 20 years and burning it to bang some other bogdanoff looking chick

>>literally supports full communism
>>hates rich people
They helped the DNC ratfuck the closest thing we have to a socialist candidate twice

Because nobody wants to live in a society full of useless leeches where nobody knows how to grow food, make buildings, and cure the sick.
>b-but there will always be people who can do that! The state can just co-opt their labour for the greater good!
Which is the literal definition of exploitation, you stupid chud.

>Because nobody wants to live in a society full of useless leeches where nobody knows how to grow food, make buildings, and cure the sick.
That's what we have now though

Social resentment and nofap

he is literally shitposting on Zig Forums in that pic