BONGS BANNED
F
Derivatives are usury. Mashallah.
What are derivatives?
First the memes now this. Bongs gettin REKT.
imagine buying retail crypto derivatives lmao
>oh no what will those 3 retarded boomers who actually bought this kind of scam do?
Bullish, derivatives are a scam, but they should ban also traditional ones which are several order of magnitude worse, otherwise it’s bullshit
just numbers on a screen backed by nothing
What does this mean for my linkies? Wtf.
Imagine being so cucked.
I'd like to know as well
Soooo.... no options trading for crypto market in uk?
both cfd and options are a scam anyway, but they should also ban traditional ones to be fair
Nothing surprising. The anglospherians love oppressive governments. USA, UK, Australia, etc all follow the goose steps of big brother.
For some reason Canada and New Z are the only two somewhat sensible about it, but they have other issues.
Remember, it's only legal if you're a bank
>"The ban is designed to protect retail investors from harm"
Well, it's back to the fixed-odds betting terminals for me then.
perfect for bzx. Defi derivatives are the way to go.
> bzx
It’s dead bro, move on
>line go down therefore dead
KYS
>retail consumers
good news actually. Hopefully others follow that example.
retail derivatives
you can still use SNX for synthetics and futures, and Auctus for calls and puts. Decentralised derivatives powered by Chainlink where you don't have to pay scammy broker fees.
How is it dead? Product works and TVL going up.
its derivatives not crypto fucking biz brainlets
This is not positive news for crypto right? On a political level ffs fuck you nanny state.
literally nothing
Why dont they just replace “retail customers” with “normal working people”
Assholes, FCA can suck a dick
Why can't they ban niggers from sailing dingys over the channel en masse to rape 12 year old bong slags?
OH MY FUCKING GOD I HATE THIS HELL HOLE JOKE OF A COUNTRY FUCKING CHRIST BURN ME AT THE STAKE
PNK DOWN 50%
UNI DUMPING
I AM RUINED
NO HOLIDAY, NO VAGINA, NO FFS
100% TRANSITION CANCELLED
BEING A BONG TRANNY IS A CRUEL JOKE
>pnk
>uni
you deserved it, retard.
it means price feeds not needed.
how much eth to be my femboi gf?
bullish for defi
does this mean exchanges will be banned in the UK? ffs I hate it here
yeah, ok, whatever. sell me your magical gem coin please. not that it matters since i dont have a crypto license
fembois arent trans