How the fuck am I supposed to get an apartment? This is gay, my mom kicked me out so now I am living in my car while also going to work but even though I have money for at LEAST two months of rent saved I can’t apply because of stupid rules like >you need to make 3x the monthly amount >6 months of employment history(only have 3)
This is fucking lame, also why do I have to spend up to a $150 admin fee and $50 application fee? What sort of labor are they doing that allows them to charge that? What if I don’t even get approved? Why do I need to “apply” to have the chance to throw my money in a hole? I’m thinking of just living in my car and saving up 10k and getting a mortgage. When did America become so Jewish?
yeah just do that. It's not a nice lifestyle, but think of it as the lowest point in your life. Struggle for a month or two and just reap the benefits later.
Kevin Allen
your mom did not kick you out. You are sitting in her basement larping
Andrew Evans
>my mom kicked me out Do americans really? Well, what else to expect from a country owned by The Jew?
Charles Garcia
My mom was kicked out at 16 for having my older sister and since she did it herself she says I should be able to despite my protests(I am 19 and have no kids). I am not in college so she thinks I’m going nowhere in life but who the fuck would want to go into debt? And if I was in college she’d try and get me to live the dorm life. My mother is neurotic and insane
Jace Smith
Also mr eurangatang at least I’m not surround by mosques and asa llama laykums
Austin Sullivan
Mostly in the flyover Christcuck states.
Camden Nelson
Good point.
Anthony Reyes
Why are you so poor OP? That’s your own fault. I moved out when I was 18 and it was the best decision I ever made
Colton Nelson
Living out of my car isn’t too bad except for the INSANE HEAT. It gets 97-100 degrees every damn day and my car doesn’t have AC. So I’ve been having to spend my days in my work break room.
Yeah true that, I thought I could stay with mother for 4-5 years and accumulate savings while self teaching myself programming. However even though I completely respected my mother, gave her rides everywhere, cleaned the house and paid rent she still would find reasons to get upset. Over stupid stuff too like the fact I didn’t have a date for prom, don’t have a girlfriend(never did), no friends and didn’t go to uni. My older sister is currently in uni living on student loans and she’s getting a degree in writing. She wants to be a journalist and one day an author. Yet my mother loves this stupidity
Landon Moore
Unfortunately, I have three younger half siblings. It hurts to find out that your mother was a junkie and a whore but the truth is truth and must be accepted.
This should lowkey be a bannable offense, srs low effort
Caleb Parker
BRAP SNIFFING 101
Charles Thompson
Move into a trailer park, most of them are around 50k-ish, granted there are HOA fees, but the financing would be cheap as fuck
Jayden Gray
nice did she, you know, "teach" you "stuff"? like what women like and such
Jaxon Adams
Just kill yourself man, if your mom kicked you out and you're currently homeless, it's already game over bro. It's 2020, it's not 1998, there is no future for 95% of us. Save yourself years of suffering and just end it.
Elijah Robinson
Trailer park or homeless. By not having an official residence though, you're probably violating some meme vagrancy law on top of having no place for official mail to reach you. Gl
Isaiah Bell
>it's against the law to be poor Based
Adrian Barnes
I’m currently parked outside of my job which is a 24 hr warehouse. Their security is a meme
Owen Hughes
Lol at the webm. Jews are getting nervous that the goyim are waking up and trying to play off their control of everything as some ridiculous conspiracy. She forgot AP subversion.
Parker Thompson
everyone at safeway thinks you smell
Camden Adams
Live out of a van. I'm trading my apartment for a van soon. >apartment fees (basically have to pay half rent even though I outright own it) >incompetent fucking management >taxes up the fucking ass Not to mention, >in a city >world is literally collapsing >no escape if you're stuck in an anthill of a building, surrounded by bugmen on all sides >you're literally cooped up in a glorified pod
I'd give the space (it's 500 sq.ft. anyways, fucking tiny) for mobility any fucking day of the week. There is something brilliant about being able to literally drive off while the city burns behind you. >can cross borders with all your shit on you
It's like being a hermit crab, but even comfier. Plus, I fucking love driving. Fuck property taxes, fuck the federal government, fuck rent and fuck real estate.
Xavier Nguyen
Yes all that and you still need to be selected out of 20 people just stay in your car user fuck this world. You read old books and guys could walk in off the street with fresh black eyes and get a room for a week for a couple of bucks.
Nicholas Long
My biggest fear desu but I take showers and wash clothes at the truck stop
Charles Richardson
Okay but the issue is food, can you eat healthy while living in a van?
Kevin Perry
Landlords (*ptooey*) would probably take almost anyone now. Half the country is about to be evicted, dummy, they're not exaclty in a position to be choosey. If you have a job that's probably enough.
