/smg/ - Stock Market General

green day edition

>Brokers:
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>Stock market words:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Bloomberg stream:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Free chart:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
e-hentai.org/g/1717244/8f613ad9c1/
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/

>Links for Bears
suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
sprc.org/
bad-dragon.com/shop
nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

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twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1313551794623127552?s=20
twitter.com/AnonBabble

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WKHS no........

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

WTF O_O
glob DAMNIT me short was 1 point away from filling

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

what the fuck is happening?

What in the actual fuck just happened

HOLY SHIT WHAT HAPPENED?!?!?!?!?!

S O U R H O U R
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WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

HOLY FUCK WHO THE FUCK JUST SOLD BILLIONS OF DOLLARS OF SHIT DID JEROME JUST SELL?!?!?!?!??! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HOLY FUCKING SHIT IT'S OVER ALL FUCKIGN OERERERE WE'RE CRASHING WITH NO SERVUSERSISSSS

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>green day edition
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WTF JUST HAPPENED

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CHECK CNN THE RONA KILLED DRUMPF

G*E *ME GM*

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

what. the. FUCK. was that??

FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR STAR TREK

what the fuck was what, what are you watching

twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1313551794623127552?s=20

WHY WHY WHY

I'm about 50% FNGU, then I have a little bit of NAIL, SQ and TSLA. Am I gonna make it? Are there any other 3x ETFs to look into? Maybe LABU or SOXL? I'm tired of having most of my money just sit in a savings account getting like .8% interest or some shit, I kind of want to double my investments as long as some black swan bullshit doesn't come along again

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>Trump says he is stopping stimulus talks until after election - BBG
>Trump says he is stopping stimulus talks until after election - BBG
>Trump says he is stopping stimulus talks until after election - BBG

Holy shit it’s real

me posted green day thread like 1 second too early

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Trump just tweeted:

Nancy Pelosi is asking for $2.4 Trillion Dollars to bailout poorly run, high crime, Democrat States, money that is in no way related to COVID-19. We made a very generous offer of $1.6 Trillion Dollars and, as usual, she is not negotiating in good faith. I am rejecting their request, and looking to the future of our Country. I have instructed my representatives to stop negotiating until after the election when, immediately after I win, we will pass a major Stimulus Bill that focuses on hardworking Americans and Small Business. I have asked Mitch McConnell not to delay, but to instead focus full time on approving my outstanding nominee to the United States Supreme Court, Amy Coney Barrett. Our Economy is doing very well. The Stock Market is at record levels, JOBS and unemployment also coming back in record numbers. We are leading the World in Economic Recovery, and THE BEST IS YET TO COME!

That would be me! its all Cash day today!
remember kids, buy low, sell high!

Fucking trump man, no coronavirus Negotiations until after election

Nancy Pelosi is asking for $2.4 Trillion Dollars to bailout poorly run, high crime, Democrat States, money that is in no way related to COVID-19. We made a very generous offer of $1.6 Trillion Dollars and, as usual, she is not negotiating in good faith. I am rejecting their...

what the fuck kind of jewish bot shit is gong on

YLYL

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What the fuck

FUCK YOU FAGGOT
FUCK MAGA
FUCK TRUMP
FUCK REPUBLICANS

oh right

SPY -0.65% for the day, what the fuck do we do now

STIMULUS PLAN FAILED THAT'S WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED CHECK TRUMP TWITTER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>NO STIMULUS CONFIRMED
PREPARE FOR MAXIMUM DUMPING!!
THIS IS NOT A DRILL

TRUMP STOPS STIMULUS TALKS TIL AFTER ELECTION! AHAHAHAHAH

I have a literal IQ of 150 and i'm 100% short. I'm FUCKING SICK AND TIRED of this OBVIOUS manipulation by both the federal reserve and the world bank. It's FUCKING DISGUSTING that these people can keep this absolute bullshit ponzi scheme going. According to EVERY valuation metric the market is currently 90% overvalued. If you think it's easy making money everyday because you are a FUCKING NEET FAGGOT RETARD buying into this ponzi than you deserve every loss coming your way. I will continue to add to my shorts until the S&P hits 500.

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Fuck you ehentai and links for bears op. Faggot ass nigga

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>he posted, without checking his clock.

what the fuck is happening

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yup no longer voting trump you just cost me 2 fucking grand you scumbag asshole. Not voting biden either but I no longer give a FUCK

Does Trump not realize this has a high as fuck chance of fucking over the election? He was a shoe in just a week ago and now he's literally throwing everything away.

FUCK YOU TRUMP I'M VOTING FOR THE LIBTARDS NOW

I TOLD YOU MOTHER FUCKERS TO WAIT UNTIL I GOT BACK TO CRASH THE FUCKING MARKET!!!

STIMULUS DELAYED UNTIL ELECTION

THE BULL RUN IS OVER

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YOU FUCKER IT'S ALL YOUR FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAULT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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The president throwing a hissyfit on twitter while high as a kite causes the markets to drop like a stone.
What a world

Holy flash crash

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FUCKKKKKKKK

The fuck is that?

AND THIS IS WHY I KEEP TABS ON TRUMPS TWITTER GET FUCCCKKKKKEEEEDDDDD HAHHAHAHAHAAH

There's one motherfucker who held stocks since the early 90s and resisted selling through all the market crashes in recent times. He made like 25% or something lmao.

hahahahahahahahaahaha
rofllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

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BUY CALLS
>BUY CALLS
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COMMENCE DUMP! SELL SELL SELL!

>that sqqq big green dildo
WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T I BUY THAT'S THE SAFEST BET ON THIS CLOWN MARKET

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What a bullshit. Fuck the stimulus.
I reject that gay communistic faggotry with scorn.

Also, we know it's you Twinky. Might as well leave your trip on

Holy fuck GME just got nuked

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#
>i made the whole thing up user
Why? Does anyone here even make money. I want to be rich so I can break out of the wagecage and free my siblings from the wagecages they are in.

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What is this pattern called

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BASED

I was up 3% today and now I'm free fallinggggggggg

What the fuck was that?

buying a rope as we speak

thinkorswim literally froze on me topkek

Reminder that Microsoft is still the same price as it was at the beginning of July
If you bought amazon: you'd be up 142.62 a stock
If you bought apple: you'd be up 63 a stock
If you bought facebook: you'd be up 23 a stock
If you bought netflix: you'd be up 25 a stock
If you bought mcdonalds: you'd be up 40 a stock

How fucking embarassing. Thanks for stagnating half of my portfolio, fucking dumbass microsoft shills

ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

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OH NO NO NO NO NO

OH MY GOD EVERYTHING IS GOING DOWN

Well it was nice seeing green for a few hours.

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Why blame trump, pelosi is the retard here

HOLY FUCKING SHIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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the trump tweeted pattern

HOLY FUCK GME WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?????? SOUND THE ALARMS WE ARE GOING DOWN!

>cut all my positions to sit in cash because something felt off since yesterday

Flash fire sale it is I see.

FUCK WHY COULDNT YOU GIVE ME 1 GOOD WEEK

I mean... isn't NO STIMULUS like the worst kept secret in the stock market. Why are people reacting like this was going to happen?

Suicide

Yea it's compelty on her it's not like Trump is using the prospect of a stimulus as incentive for ppl to vote for him....

SELL SELL SELL
BUY UVXY
BUY UVXY

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

O_O

you right it should be links for Bulls kek

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Probably down thousands today thanks to Drumpf but he's still got my vote

Did Trump just croak?

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That aint me nigga im too busy crying

Ouch, the fuck was that

Well then.. my TQQQ Calls just got completely wiped out..
I am financially ruined

Cash gang

Voting Biden now not kidding fuck you trump piece of shit

>sold all my shit like 3 hours ago

based trump giving me cheapies to buy back in

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Lol I'm still green. Overreaction lows are bullish as hell.

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It’s all bouncing back wtf

pelosi being a retard is priced in, all trump has to do is not tweet like a fucking ASSHOLE during market hours after I just made a massive purchase

I think Trump might have just bailed out the GME shorts

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why are markets overreacting this bad?

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lol that trump tweet just cost me $3000 and my call spread weeklies gonna be worthless gg

was were fun while lasted kek

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The last time Trump fucked bullfags over this hard was when he was still waging the trade war with China.

Me too fuck trump nigga im ridin wit may nigga biden. All the niggers in my area hve biden signs i cant wait to be homies wit dem niggers

WERE NOT GOING TO GET A STIMULUS. THOSE NIGGERS HAVE NO REASON TO GIVE US ONE AFTER ELECTIONS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

My bad homie

>"Vote for me goy I'll give you stimulus"
>Blocks stimulus bill
>"Fucking drumpf wheres the simulus"
Okay retard

Frens, how come UVXY is getting absolutely crushed by SQQQ? What is it that I'm not getting about the VIX and what's the best way to learn it?

I think you should explore some new meme fetishes. Your love life is getting stale and you don't even realize.

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>NO STIM UNTIL AFTER ELECTION
>NO STIM UNTIL AFTER ELECTION
>NO STIM UNTIL AFTER ELECTION

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HOLD MF ONLY THE WEAK SELL

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Welp, sold everything but my GME and bought SQQQ calls. Godspeed everyone. Tomorrow is gonna be a blood bath.

trump says no stimulus deal

I'm not selling my shit in the hopes that people realize this is a stupid kneejerk reaction the same way Friday's selloff was a keejerk reaction but fuck man this shit is scary to look at, shit can actually drop that fast off of a fucking tweet

Man $1500 in daily gains wiped out in 10 minutes. Unbelievable.

>And again, the whole 1984 thing. It's not something they want to advertise to people.
and yet they call themselves 'palantir' which apparently is a ball from the tolkien book that let's you see the future. isn't 'predicting crime before it happens' an extremely controversial topic?
idk user but i'm not shitting you about going all in when(if) the stock reaches 8

muh rugpull

FUCK I WAS UP $100 ON CLF CALLS EARLIER TODAY I SHOULDVE SOLD

BUY CALLS YOU FUCKING RETARDS
>BUY CALLS YOU FUCKING RETARDS
BUY CALLS YOU FUCKING RETARDS
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BUY CALLS YOU FUCKING RETARDS
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BUY CALLS YOU FUCKING RETARDS
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trump crashed the market, but if we vote for him he might give us another 1200

For fuck sakes, I went from +3 to -1% in a snap. Didn't even have time to sell and if I do I'll be raped by commissions

For fuck sakes

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fuck you're right that was stupid of me #MAGA

I'M ALL OUT OF POWDER

Green tomorrow?

WHAT FUCKING CALLS
>WHAT FUCKING CALLS
WHAT FUCKING CALLS
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WHAT FUCKING CALLS
>WHAT FUCKING CALLS

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING

NO

WHATS YOUR ENTRY POINT FOR PALANTIR
>WHATS YOUR ENTRY POINT FOR PALANTIR
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We all expected a stimulus at some point. Trump just rolled a natural 1 and chopped the stock markets head off due to retardation.

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what do you do for work methanon

>Trump publicly dumpsters the stimulus plan on twitter
Holy fucking based

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Literally everything follows the same pattern

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Holy shit, who was the delusional fuck that was pricing in a stimulus? Like this is the fakest fucking sell off. Don't sell a fucking thing.

WHAT THE FUG.
YOU JINXED IT.

WTF IS THIS SHIT

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were people really thinking that they would get one before the election? lmao

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He's desperate.

McConnell figures if they're getting a dem wave then he isn't going to give them the stimulus and make it easy on them. That way at midterm elections he has a better chance of winning control back.

It's callous and savage. He absolutely does not care about the American people. Very Metal.

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Buy firearm manufacturer calls!

Fuck trump dude what an asshole thing to do during market hours. Guys a total nonce. Im ridin with biden for sure

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Good. Can the market stop pretending there’s going to be a stimulus deal and fucking tank already?

You just gotta laugh at the greedy meth heads of /smg/

Would you have caved to double D Pelosi's demands for a few shekels?

Thank Trump for the cheapies

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PLEASE RESPOND
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BA PUTS AND GME PUTS MOOONING SOLD MY PLTR @ 10$ ORANGE MAN GOOOOOOD IMM GUNNAAA COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

WEAK HANDS BTFO
INSTITUTIONS ALREADY PRICED IN NO STIMULUS UNTIL ELECTIONS
BUY THE DIP

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why is this so hot

Im a radiology assistant.

lmao, its the BIG DUMP again
wonder how many stop losses triggered and panic sells hahaha

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did he really?

ATTENTION ATTENTION
I AM FINACIALL RUINED
ATTENTION ATTENTION
MY FUCKING MORTGAAAAAAAAAAAGE

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>lithium miner
PILBF
>An Australian firm that wholly owns the Pilgangoora project that is prospective for lithium and tantalum. It is a hard-rock project that is aiming to eventually produce up to 1.2 million tonnes of spodumene and one million pounds of tantalum per year.
hold for a few years
???????????
profit

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Fucking Trump tweeted today about how the stock market is doing great. Every time he comments on the market, it goes down the same day. Obvious manipulation is obvious. I went "all in" on Big Lots earlier, I'm so fucking glad I sold at lunch time. Cheapies!

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i guess that's it

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gold, silver, stocks, and crypto all dumped together. nothing is safe from surprise bobo

What a cocksucker. Should’ve died fucking orange trustfund broke piece of shit

I just sold my SWBI calls this morning. What happened? You just saying there'll be more riots?

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I DONT HAVE ANYMORE FUCKING MONEY TO BUY THE DIP

Fuck you blumpf I will not sell a fucking thing

>not buying close and selling open

this is your own fault retards how havent you noticed yet that we only crash during market hours

srsly tho why could trump wait like 5 more mins until me short filled -_-;

would have been greatest trade every

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thank fuck I sold my BGFV calls today

lol came here to lol about it. Everything did apparently.

Oh look at that, you're all screaming about red, but microsoft has been red all day. LOL

Just buy calls retard.

Lmaooo

UHM WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED TO TQQQ

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FUCK FUCK FUCK WHY DID I FALL FOR THE INFLATION MEME

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Are any of you qt twinks?

I am willing to financially compensate you if you are willing to dress in embarrassing clothes for me and be my boytoys.

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CAN WE HAVE ONE GODDAMN DAY WHERE MY GREEN DAY DOESN'T GET RUINED BY A MASSIVE FUCKING DUMP!!!?? I WAS UP 2.5% TODSY AND THEM WOKE UP TO BEING IN THE RED!!! THIS HAPPENS EVERY FUCKING DAY!!!

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YOU FUCKING TRUMP FREAKS FUCKING SAID HE WAS GOOD FOR TEH ECONOMY YOU FUCKING DELUSIONAL FAGGOTS FUCK YOU

mumu..........................

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UHHHH BUY THE DIP???

are we going to keep going down for the next 50 mins or has it evened out?

Unironically AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Would it be considered insider trading if you handled trump's twitter account and bought stocks accordingly?

Jerome had a speech this morning literally saying there would be an economic catastrophe is there is no stimulus

UVXY CALLS
>UVXY CALLS
UVXY CALLS
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UVXY CALLS
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UVXY CALLS
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Theeee fact that I sold my lotto ticket puts this morning makes me want to jump off a bridge

Saw a good 3bp on sqqq and took it. Let's see if it hits. Target is 24.8.

God fucking dammit man. I was having my first green day in weeks and now I'm down even more. In thirty fucking seconds I lost 4%. Fuck this shit I'm out until absolute bullshit like tweets can tank the market. Normie investors and even some of the big brains must be the dumbest motherfuckers alive

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QUICK WHAT CHEAPIES SHOULD WE BE BUYING?

ill do literally anything to make back these losses

No one holds that piece of shit stock here

waiting for 10 dollars lower

CASH GANG
>CASH GANG
CASH GANG
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Feels good lol

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he said no stimulus meaning no free monies for wagies meaning consumer spending into the toilet for the holidays meaning bye bye jobies.

I see DXY skyrocketed. Is this what caused this dump?

PALANTIRPALANTIRPALANTIRPALANTIRPALANTIRPALANTIRPALANTIRPALANTIRPALANTIRPALANTIRPALANTIRPALANTIRPALANTIRPALANTIRPALANTIRPALANTIRPALANTIRPALANTIRPALANTIRPALANTIRPALANTIRPALANTIRPALANTIRPALANTIRPALANTIRPALANTIRPALANTIRPALANTIRPALANTIRPALANTIRPALANTIRPALANTIRPALANTIRPALANTIRPALANTIR

They're crashing it now? Is it happening? Did the fed get permission from the Bogdanofs?

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NVDA and AMD

>Bought OTM weekly BA and AAPL puts earlier today
>Thought I was going to be fucked but then this happens

Thanks Trump :)

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>tfw was up 75% today
I'm gonna end it

what the fuck is a 3bp

F

Trump tweeted yesterday the stock market was doing well.
You ware warned but didn’t listen to pull out.

>when the steroids his your brain

Trump is so fucking painfully stupid it hurts.
Why in the flying fuck would announce this during market hours you fucking NONCE

>OMG trump is so good at economy he made stonks go whee hahahahaha

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Buy the dip, never stay 100% cash.

cheapies~

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