/smg/ - Stock Market General

ORANGEEEEEE CHEEETOOOOO! EDITION

>Brokers:
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market words:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Bloomberg stream:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Free chart:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
e-hentai.org/g/1717244/8f613ad9c1/
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/

>Links for Bulls
suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
sprc.org/
bad-dragon.com/shop
nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

old!

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1st for execute democrats for holding the american people hostage

First hour into trading and I bought Pre-Dip.
Fuck ME.

Asuka is STINK!

>PLTR unphased
based

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Wow we absolutely smashed the bump limit on that last thread, is that a new record?

2nd for vote biden to turn the printers back on

Stupid fucking piece of shit dumped my boomer stocks and crypto. So god damn tired of this retarded faggot playing on Twitter.

don't trade, hold

God I want to impregnate and hold hands with Misty.

I PUSH MY TENDIES INTO MY EYESSSSSS

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you're so retarded for thinking biden will win

Great, I instantly lost 4%, then bought UVXY, and now it's not moving anywhere. Fuck my ass, I really can't make any money. What a fucking horrible month.

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Anyone looking to pick up oil cheapies soon? Every day I hesitate and I'm always glad I did.

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I want to hold OPTT but you guys are making me nervous.

you're retarded and braindead and probably in the red if you think trump is winning re-election

TRUMP IS A NIGGER
>TRUMP IS A NIGGER
TRUMP IS A NIGGER
>TRUMP IS A NIGGER
TRUMP IS A NIGGER
>TRUMP IS A NIGGER
TRUMP IS A NIGGER
>TRUMP IS A NIGGER

I'm Holding my AMD and I know it will hit $95-100 on the 8th but fuck me do I feel stupid I wanted to buy at the $84 mark not the $86.

Im voting biden now after this tweet. Really sick of seeing this fuck everywhere

Holy shit my farting ass just flew over your house

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BUY HIGH SELL LOW

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yes

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once trump wins he will arrest almost all the dems Q said so

WHY IS MY GOLD TANKING TOO WHAT THE HECK

BUY HIGH SELL LOW

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Based. Anyone that pretends to be mad at Trump for not approving half a trillion to democratic cities are retards and actively trades with $50 at best

no data point suggests that trump is winning, its not 2016 anymore, let it go faggot go back to larping that you're in kekistan

I think we all need a hug.

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Donald Trump is a fucking NIGGE

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Don't trade, hold...
Your only gonna lose money in this environment without an edge.

KEK it was around 28 mins
we had 15 min threads around January crash tho :3 mods had make sticky

explain your meme lines to me user

>no data point suggests that trump is winning
stop using the same data points that told you hillary had a 98% chance of winning in 2016

>MINERS
>GME


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Cia niggers glow in the dark.

More like a high five for all the cheapies coming up this month

*cheapies*
It ain't' going up for years mate, sorry. Just us a bit of brain power.

WILL OPTT GO TO $6???

HELP

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ooops looks like the market-wide dip down wasn't over yet

>people still defend this delirious retard

I am financially ruined. Should have never trusted Zig Forums Should have never come here in the first place, should have just kept my money in the bank instead of investing. Fuck Zig Forums, I'm fucking done with this bullshit forever.

>but 2016! REMEMBER 2016!! is all you faggots have left LMFAO, polling methods were change in 2018 and were incredibly accurate in displaying the results of the midterms, cope faggot, and start spamming "MAGA PRAISE KEK" like its your 16 year old days of 2016 zoomer freak

Trump will win most if not all of the electric college this year, if he loses it's for sure the dems cheating

mail in ballots
encouraging blacks to vote
etc...

trust me if Biden does win there will be all out civil war

c-cash gang rise up?

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it hurts

BUY UVXY
>BUY UVXY
BUY UVXY
>BUY UVXY
BUY UVXY
>BUY UVXY
BUY UVXY
>BUY UVXY


30 BY FRIDAY.

>Puts printing
Hell ya
>CLF calls taking a shit
FUCK I SHOULD HAVE SOLD EARLIER

I'm down $800, or around 16%, on my portfolio overall. How's everyone else doing after this tire fire of a month? What's your recovery plan? I want to basically throw everything I have into something like FNGU or SOXL but days/months like this just make me feel like there's never a good time to buy in

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WHO ELSE BOUGHT THAT DIP

I honestly cannot begin to predict who will win, it's all up in the air since polls are useless

STOP FUCKING SELLING

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>tfw no money to invest to go on an emotional rollercoaster with my Zig Forums bros
it hurts

>NEE
I think this is officially my favorite stock

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Rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated

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Bought some SPY and MCD

get help schizo and enjoy being in the red

Yes goodbye, thank you for your money.

You are dumb money.

Back to March numbers by the end of October

:)

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>stim: ask again later
what does this mean for CRSR

>GOP registration outpacing Dem in literally every single battleground state
>Biden's campaign playing defense in places like NV, MN, MI, and even airing campaign ads in New York of all places

This is an investing forum right? PredictIt has OH and FL at even odds right now thanks to liberal delusion on that site. It's free money if you care to take it.

All talk. No one is afraid of some hicks with guns, we just gotta cut off their internet and they'll be too stupid trying to figure it out. If they even come out, they stayed at home all summer watching propaganda news TV

I just checked and I'm up like .08% this month no idea how

I'm done trying to trade just going to hold for now, do have a bit of cash on the sidelines if anything should pop up or any major dips happen

>mfw I keep $10 in my checking account

I'm to poor to buy options for it :(

7% up at the moment

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YOU FAT FUCKING ORANGE COCKSUCKING BOOMER AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

haha we'll bounce back up tomorrow right haha lol

Sonofabitch! Someone else bake. Goddamn kneepads...

Rising triangle on SQQQ. RUH-OH!

Why?

>PRESIDENT TRUMP SAYS HE TOLD SENATE REPUBLICAN LEADER MCCONNELL TO FOCUS FULL TIME ON APPROVING SUPREME COURT NOMINEE BARRETT
Trump about to force an election win through court because the dems will be cheating and then approve a stim through Pelosi's asshole that will push us into a golden bull era

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I've made money off of CBAT and CLF shilling in here. But did lose a good amount on that HYLN shitshow. Fuck whoever was pushing that before the merger.

I use VBTLX as cash (it's a bond fund that I can quickly swap for other funds), so 18% "cash" here.

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Your welcome

>electric college

yes unironically without a hint of irony i mean everything yuo greentexted. and it will work again this november. and you will seethe about it for months again. the same thing will happen when tucker carlson wins in 2024 and 2028

What the fuck are little islands of urbanites going to do against the entire rest of the country in the event of civil war? Lmfao. You're literally dependent little dots in a sea of red.

post your sources you dumb faggot, democrat registration is double in even north carolina

hi guys should i invest $20 to amd before their CPU presentation on the 8th

Kek

i agree with this

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get to work, the stock market and the dream of early retirement almost makes it worth it

BUY UVXY AND YOU WILL MAKE IT

uhhhhhhhhhh what the fuck happened i went to take a shower and spy drops from 341 to 335? someone fucking explain did Trump die

still overall up

Took profit from VXX puts and switched to calls. Some how the portfolio is green even though everything in my long term holds is red. It's like magic bros.

PLTR would be a better gamble.

It's like 10k per person, that's crazy.

>buy low sell high

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>Amy gets to supreme court
>Q arrests all the pedo file dems
>gays marriage repealed niggers rights repealed
>america is lead into a white golden age for 7000 years

Almost too good to be true, can't wait to have seperate drinking fountains again

daytrading children are losing pennies and crying about it. lmao at ur life

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Trump win, red Congress, 6-3 SC and America is headed for a decade like no other economically. Reagan 1984 tier.

w-was that the bottom bros?

no stimuli

WHAT HAPPENED DID TRUMP TWEET? WHAT'S GOING ON

GME is over with no stimulus.

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Trump is based. Everybody knew what Pelosi was doing and he put a stake in that old hag's heart.

This, but without the nervous laughter.

DER EWIGE BAGGIE

Good. Good.
Let the fear take a hold of you /smg/.
Let your weak, tired hands rest and stop holding on those shares.
Keep giving me cheapies.

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Fuck off nigger