"Why should we hire you over the other candidates"

I literally just said because Im confident and got hired immediately after the interview
You mirin brah? Bench 350 squat 425 DL 500

Because I'm better than everyone else, yes, even you, I am better than you.

Yeah I know I'm white but I can act brown and divers. My dog.

No idea. I dont know the other candidates and how good they are so i cant answer

you shouldn't, now please give me my reject letter so i may continue to leech of the government

>you've already invested in me by spending time asking me this question so you might as well just roll with it nigger

i don't care if you hire me, it's a common position, and there are thousands more that pay better if i bother to look. i'm here now, it's up to you, i have another interview at 2pm so let's wrap this up.

>because i am simply, the best

>Although I look of European descent, I assure you I am a gay trans black Muslim man.

This

what is actually the best response to this? i usually just give the typical "i'm hard working, dependable, blah blah" but i imagine that's the same shit they hear from everyone so i doubt it really does anything

the trick is not telling them what they want to hear, but being what they want you to be. The question is just a prompt for you to give a little show, an opportunity to show enough of who you are to attract their interest. Imagine you were hiring these people with questions like that - their answer doesn't really matter, you know the question is bullshit, what matters is their potential and their capacity to play the game
Don't do this, these are real people you're talking to and they see through it and secretly are ashamed of you for caving in. Convince yourself that you're too good for their job and never kowtow to the corporate HR bullshittery, go along with it and see it only as a cheap opportunity to show them how much of a professional god you are

What would you say?

beta

You shouldn't. I'm only here as a requirement for the continuation of my welfare gibs paid for via your taxes and I have zero intention of ever stopping as low as becoming a wageslave piece of shit.

>because all your other candidates are faggot nolinkers

Based af, checked

>"dad, c'mon"

it's not possible to stoop lower than being on gibs. on gibs=nigger tier. actually less than a nigger, because niggers usually have illegitimate jobs like selling drugs, to supplement their gibs. white people on gibs=niggerest nigging in all the niggerlands.

"Tell me about the other candidates."

>That’s not my problem bro, I can find 100 jobs out there, but you need someone to get the job done apparently

Because if you don't I will rape you and kill your cat, Karen. I don't give a fuck about you, this job, or this company. I care about results, and the satisfaction of primal instincts.

Wageslave cope.
Why the fuck would you contribute to a society which hates you, wants to replace you and gives all your tax money to niggers anyway? The dream is over, get real faggot.

because i have a loaded glock 9 pointed at your intestines under this table. do we have an understanding? because i'm running out of patience and i have three spare clips. that's enough for me to stroll calmly through every room in this building executing each and every one of the employees of this fine company. also as you have seen on my resume i have relevant experience in the field and i'm a highly motivated self-starter who has a growth mindset and works well on a team.

Wtf I was literally gonna post that would just whip my dick out and furiously masturbate

based. if they're going to play mindgames, make it as weird as possible. visibly play with yourself through your pocket as they tell you about the other candidates and ask about their appearance

Im better than them

WHY DO THEY WEAR THE MASK

If you want another employee you can lord over and feed your pitiful ego, hire one of the other candidates. I don't need this job.

You should also tell them how other candidates would play on the market and how they would manage relations with investors. Rolling your eyes and gasping of course.

Having a prescribed answer is not what you do, you remain perceptive and lively and you answer their question with whatever it is you think will give them the best impression of you, whilst remaining truthful. This is the true idea behind the question - they don't care about what makes you better, they care about getting to know you and their dull, stupid question is just the tool they use to do it. Never give a prescribed answer, that's where being perceptive comes in - watch their reactions closely, play the game of controlling the vibe in the room and win them over hearts first, minds later. Your job is to appeal to the flawed, child-like human beings in front of you, not robotically provide some arbitrary piece of information. Think like a canny, enthusiastic jew
The way we win in the end is by levelling up for yourself. You win by succeeding in this flawed world, don't justify failure by blaming it on the world around you. Use their shitty systems against them - once you win money and status by playing by the rules, you have the leverage to make a difference by changing those rules. Loser attitudes will destroy us
No, you don't win by doing that even if it sounds memey. You win by playing the game, not by giving up before it starts

i dont know

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>The way we win in the end is by levelling up for yourself. You win by succeeding in this flawed world, don't justify failure by blaming it on the world around you. Use their shitty systems against them - once you win money and status by playing by the rules, you have the leverage to make a difference by changing those rules. Loser attitudes will destroy us

Yeah, so thats why I have six figures in crypto but still claim welfare gibs for my daily expenses. Wageslaving is for subhuman filth in 2020, my point still stands.

Because otherwise i will starve to death.

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>I can't speak for the other candidates, but at least I don't steal from old ladies.

Summer is over ledditors time for you to go back