How did / would your GF react to finding out about your crypto holdings...

She doesn't know. But if I would tell her she wouldn't demand anything.

Not being a weak beta that gets dominated by his girlfriend has it's benefits.

That's a man

and with that, another 30 year old lonely woman is made because this user wants milk lmfao. the cycle continues

Not really, but I do feel resentful and like my needs aren't being met at times. There's a lot of girls out there. And apparently girls(male) too, I wouldn't rule that out. My standards are mostly practical since I don't want kids. Someone that makes me feel good and likes my little adventures when I go on vacation and at least some shared interests and hobbies so we have more in common that just 'we have sex together sometimes'. I'm not exactly an incel. Being somewhat fit, having a little money, and no kids or legal marriage in the way makes you a rare breed. I don't really get the uwu tfw no gf meme. The hard part is finding a proper gf that does right. The market is full of potential partners, they're just lazy or fat. Really I'm thinking about taking my ex back. I dumped her because I was sick of the drinking. She recently got back in touch with me to say she's been doing well, got out of rehab, got on ssdi, etc.. Could be a trap but she did everything I liked in bed and even cleaned up and cooked a little. It was shit like spaghetti or Manwich but it's more than my wife ever accomplished. Last time we went hiking and saw bears she was freaking out and wanted to end it short. I wanted to watch and take pictures because they're fucking black bears. Not a real threat. I don't expect an athlete but I do need enough stamina to go ice skating or bowling without acting like she just ran a damn marathon.
I'm really trying to make it work. She's gone back saying she'll consider trying it a few weeks. If nothing else she'll go up two or three cup sizes and shrink down to one bigger than she started with. It sucks but I never thought she'd be so prudish. It's one thing if I were into gangbangs/dogs/bdsm. I feel like ANR and anal is rather mild. Pump two or three times a day if I'm not there to get it from the tap. Wear a buttplug an hour before sex and it goes in easy. Sex is an easy way to keep a man happy, and just as easy a way to lose a man.

Good thing I'm an incel!

Jesus, when I read this kind of shit I feel like I shouldn't have dumped my last GF.
Was into cleaning/cooking, she was on the way of being a trad wife, open to have kids and shit.
Fuck me
Anyway, hope you'll find someone who suits you user

So why did you dump her?

Because I couldn't talk about philosophy/politics with her. Yes I'm a dumb fuck. At the time I was really into that and was completely clueless about what a relationship was for pretty much, many of my own failures I projected on her. Shit like that.
Now I'm a fucking trainwreck and I guess she's doing pretty good.

What’s his name?

>I want to put it in her butthole and for her to make milk
disgusting degenerate. you deserve to be left. control yourself for fucks sake.

Hiroshimoot

Fucking disgusting why are so much obsessed with sticking their dick in a shithole. It’s honestly kind of faggy even if it’s s girl. She fights you because you want disgusting things that she doesn’t want. If she wanted anal that’s a much bigger redflag because that means she’s an utter whore. A ultra whore is what you need to furfill your degenerate desires. So break up with her, get your mega who’re replacement and get std’s.

Any self respecting woman would leave you after being asked to take a dick in her asshole. The trap part confirms that you're a massive faggot.

They knew and I did enjoy taking expensive vacations with them. What's the point of making money when you're young if it's only to ensure your journey to the coffin is smooth and boring.

Realistic but depressing view of couple life. I feel like you should focus more on finding someone you actually love (ie. admire, cherish) instead of someone who fits your predefined checklist.

Does anyone really like talking about that more than once a year

Yes, and many friends I have also do, actually.

That's usually a male thing you talk about while going out drinking with your friends, why the fuck would you want to do that with your girlfriend sure beats me.

Oh I don't have any friends

my gf knows I have some but no idea how much
she's pretty frugal and modest so she doesn't expect me to cash out and spoil her

Yeah, I'm also wondering why I was so obsessed with being able to talk about that with her instead of enjoying life.
Anyway, now I know I won't fuck up again on that.

>ywn suck his feet

Attached: 1526836670436.png (633x758, 29.95K)