Be sam hyde

>be sam hyde
>get BTFO by trying to hang with the big boys in daytrading
>make a disgruntled video on YouTube like he does with everything else when he fails at something


Let this be a reminder to you kiddie coin fags to know your role and stay sucking on Satoshi's biddy. Also Sam Hyde is a "Zero Sum Game" Kike so take his advice with a grain of salt.

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kys sam

Oh I see. Oh, shh, shh. You know what Katie, you always was a silly ho. Imma tell you like this. I'm royalty, and I just gave the keys to the motherfuckin kingdom. How could you do this to me girl? Don't you remember we used to sing the alphabet together? "A, b, c, d, e, f," you know how it goes, "g." You treated me like you would treat a DOG. A motherfucking DOG in the street. Maybe this puppy wants to come in out of the rain, get some milk? Maybe this little puppy wants to go down to the pound house, and find him another bitch. What I 'posed to do with that Katie? Am I 'posed to put a collar on that? Feed you some biscuits? Ho, the way you treated me was undesirable, unwarranted, undeserved, unflattulous, unocomptous! That's why you a ho. Listen, I told you one time. Imma tell you two times: you lie to me once, Imma put your ass through a motherfuckin' wall. You lie to me twice, Imma start screamin'. Imma start screamin' on that ass. I be like, I be like, OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. That'll be the last thing you ever hear bitch. This car right here? They call me the Silver Bullet. They call me all kinds of things. They call me Argon, they call me Dark Child, they call me Night Master, they call me Peabody, they call me Peanut Arbuckle, they call me doorway, they call me pink dress... They call me Sweezy, they call me Go-Go Nuts, they call me Pineapple Man. Its like that. Every moment together with me, would have been pure, golden, obliterating light pleasure! Bitch, I'm angelic!

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noooo I thought he hated the joos noooo

He's embittered because he only learned about Chainlink after it was listed on Coinbase. I'm serious, you should have seen his Twitter fud about it.

Day trading is a fucking meme and a terrible idea. You'll literally make more by getting into something early and just holding. I'm pretty sure they've run the numbers and day traders rarely make more than people who just sit on an investment. Admit it, yoiu only do it because you get to pretend you're doing rally important stuff looking at charts and clicking buttons all day when you're actually not doing shit.

>no source
>passionately making statements with no proof

*hand rubbing intensifies*

What's his crypto portfolio look like now

come the fuck on he looks like a 1930s jew caricature

It is, but people will talk shit on you for saying it because 80% of the posts on this board are chinks and pajeets who need you to "day trade" for them to make money off their scams. Someone who makes measured trades every few months can make a killing, and pure holders will win if they choose smart investments (which is admittedly pretty barren in crypto outside the big 3), mostly everyone else loses.

Ofcourse, 90% of all traders lose money
also stocks and day trading is a fucking meme cuz its just jews scamming small fish like you

Not to mention the fucking taxes that day traders end up racking up

Didnt Sam buy Link but then sold it at $4 ish?

He's unironically right, brainlet. You have to be INSANELY talented and hard-working to day trade for a living. Almost all of the traders who beat the markets are huge teams of quants.
> b-b-but I made 200% last year
What is variance. I'm almost 100% sure your sample isn't statistically significant.
Imagine think da joooos don't want you to day trade. It's the exact opposite lol.
> no source
where is your source, big guy?

Day trading is a meme. Feel free to prove me wrong. Nearly all of them make no money. Do you really expect to be the 1% user?

don't know. i know he bought bitcoin when it was dirt cheap and made a fuck ton off it

I work in an investment firm as a onsite emergency trading support
These niggers only make money cuz they have 15 windows open in bloomberg professional instant messaging faggots basically insider trading

why do amerimutts think that the rest of the world has as retarded of tax laws as them?

>big boys
>day trading
lul

lol sammy d got m.a.d. becaus his chainlink stack went from 18 to 8

Watched this video this afternoon. Alot of seething in here.

Sam opened your ass good, you just don't like what you're seeing. Cope.

Just day trade bro!

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dude you have to day trade these days almost everything is a rug pull (if you're interested in following the scams for big profits)

This is 100% true

Government can intervene in stock trading unlike in Crypto in which you put all your faith in some mythical chinese man

"I sold my car and took out a large loan with 20% APR, using my own beloved mother as co-signer, all to purchase Bitcoin near their 2013 peak of $1200, only to lose my nerve after the Chinese crash and sell everything at $500. That's a real story."

-Sam Hyde, 2014

>government can intervene
and is that supposed to be a good thing goy?

This video is well over a year old...

he's not wrong though desu.

Samdullah Al-Hyeed

Daytrading is a great way to get fucking rekt because options are the definition of looking for the bigger idiot. Basically the only safe thing to do is to make covered calls with low volatility stocks.
>mfw there are retards on /smg/ posting their penny stock options spreads
Literally 1 fucking bad day on the market and you get liquidated for possibly hundreds of times the value you put into buying those options. You can tell these retards are playing a dangerous game because even a 1% dip is enough to make them panic. Fuck scam hyde but seriously daytrading is asking to get fucked

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>I failed to change the future, change yours by voting this November for a better tomorrow.

Death, Disease, Despair
2016-2020

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This. Short term capital gains will eat your profits and then take a shit on your chest.