/smg/ - Stock Market General

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whats the point of trading with fundamentals when shit like party city end up being a 10-bagger and even bed bath beyond a 5-bagger

why the fuck are those shitty picks with absolutely horrid balance sheets and uncertain future making more gains than safe shit like TSM

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If it makes you feel better, I'm currently working on the mathematics of degenerate gambling and I'll get back to you on that soon.

because people still gotta party and buy bath salts, even if the world is ending

Maybe our minds are linked, brother.

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how about a cool Indian Chieftain Bagger

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Halloween is soon and bath salts with the $5 off/20% off coupons mailed to you.

Yeah I figured, I got 1K CAD to play around with so we'll see how that goes

Based

My daughter told me she was afraid modern times reflect the dynamic seen during the bolshevik revlolution and what does this mean for the future of women's rights.

She's 2.

are we going to make it tomorrow bros?

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Based anti communist reactionary toddler.

bullish for gulags i guess

>1K CAD
probably have better luck just gambling that money into NDM (TSX version of NAK)
or some canadian uranium miner

>futures green
Yayyy!!!!

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Maybe, I'm just dicking around with paper trading and exploring my options

>only made 50% this year
I’m never gonna make it bros, most people are making like 500% and I’m over here with my poverty tier 50%

The average retard lets their savings get dabbed on by inflation

My friend bought an Indian motorcycle this summer it's a beautiful bike. That being said, motorcycles are death traps and I'll never own one.

Bigly if true

A successful man does not regret what he could have done better, he only focuses on the future, and keeps his eyes stayed on that which he seeks out.

>NOOO YOU CAN'T BEAT THE MARKET
>YOU SHOULD JUST DCA INTO SPY

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The average retard doesn't even have $1000 to their name.

My daughter just flew over my house.

Anybody else like to finger their boi puccis? Currently have my thumb up me bum just diddlin my prostate

Is ET the stock with the largest dividend?

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Do you sniff afterwards?

Guys I think a Citigroup flew over my house. I take as a sign that the war is over. Citi is going back to $50.

Indians are so nice man I really want one but I’m poor so I own a Suzuki

Of course. Sometimes i take a lick to make sure my gut microbes are healthy

yeah fk
this was not the year to trade with fundamentals, this was the year to learn deep value trading

there were so many shitty picks that were +400% in months because they dipped down too hard, never mind +2000% or more like TUP
so many shit people thought were going bankrupt but didn't because of government bux and now theyre all mooning

Digits confirm.

I work with this really cute girl who says she never invests because she's too scared, she saves all her money and is one day going to move back to the midwest and start a family get married etc...

What are some investments I can suggest to her that will rise in the short term(so she'll think I'm a genus and let me fuck her?)

Am thinking of telling her to go all in on NAK

Sometimes i like to add ugly sluts off tinder and send them videos of me jacking off and getting fucked by my dog. I end up blocking them after a month

Step it up then user. What are you going to do, fucking gloat that you're dogshit and then piss it away in some stupid fucking index fund because you can't "beat the market" or even worse spend it on frivolous shit?

their 5y actually looks bullish. their recovery since march has been dismal so i take it market movers think their mgmt is fucking braindead. great job C

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govt treasury bonds :^)