CLEAN IT UP WAGIE

CLEAN IT UP WAGIE

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lick it, wagie

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realistically how would you clean that? water wont do shit

paper towels desu

with sand

you would need hundreds if not thousands of rolls...

then how would you clean the sand?

get naked and shove one of the bottles up your ass using the oil as lube

I thought smartcon was over

Mop

with a vacuum cleaner

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broom then mop with alcohol or acetone

that doesn't clean anything you fucking idiot

Vacuum

Spill magic, its a powder that absorbs virtually anything then you sweep it up.

Wheres all the damn wagies. Grab a damaged bag of cat liter to absorb spill. Scoop up, mop, degrease, mop, dry, mop. I hate my fucking job.

Smart. This man knows how to clean oil spills

Toss a little balsamic in it and charge five bucks

>shopping at nofrills

Some kind of absorbing sand and a few shovels lol

>user, we heard you stole a bag of cat litter from the stock room. We reviewed the tape and there's no doubt it was you. I believe you're a good kid so I won't fire you, but it will be coming out of your paycheck.

>I'll have what's he's having

Thank you for your work janny

Shalom

lol, the best part about being a wagie, is the complete lack of importance of the job itself. IE; the job means nothing to you, since it's a wagie job, there are millions more like it. IE; you can just walk away from situations like this. usually you don't even need to do that, just say no. boss will go find another, weaker, wagie to make do it.

Laughing uncontrollably at the thought of a grocery store owner destroying hundreds of dollars of inventory just to be able to shout "CLEAN IT UP WAGIE"

OOOOOOOOOOOO WAAAAGIEEEE

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Is that a hole?

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>The shoe outlines
Based.

Oil dri or something like it. Cat litter guy was the only one who got it right.