The requirement to apply for X many jobs per month in order to receive NEETbux has been reinstated in Australia.
I will soon have to have a conversation with my job provider person where we go over my resume. I suppose she might give me some feedback on formatting, font etc but the last resume they have on file for me is really exclusively just "padding" and I feel dishonest about it and no longer willing to engage in that kind of deception - I have done a lot of personal work during lockdown :)
Can anyone give feedback on my resume? Is there anything you think I could add without ethically compromising myself, or will job services lady agree that there are no changes to make?
I really don't want to waste too much of her time during the appointment so it would be great if I could hammer all this out before we speak, thanks.
Resume feeback plz
I would hire you straight away
Fuck, I forgot to list my multiple university degrees and several languages spoken.
Should I put headings "education" and "skills" after this paragraph? Should I break what I have up into "experience" and "about me"?
Thanks guys
Thanks heaps that means a lot
generic, super average, doesn't stand out at all.
i would focus on their business, tell them details about their business and how you are so interested in it, how you can help them etc
dont want to hurt your feelings, but this letter will not get you hired anywhere. i don't even know where to start. perhaps you should find some sample letters on the internet and post them here. then take parts of those that work best for you, combine them, and make a real cover letter. then people can help you.
what you've posted is not a resume.
Thanks heaps for the feedback guys, it was a little disappointing to hear but I put that aside and thought about it and have made some edits, please tell me if I'm more on track now? Thanks again, I am very inexperienced with this stuff and need all the help I can get lol
Top-tier resume, I would immediately resign and recommend you as my replacement.
this is the second page of the update resume
M8 pls tell me you are not trolling
come on user, if i was trolling i think you would know - plz help
are you trolling? look up examples of a good resume online. put some effort into formatting man, “excellent written communication” doesn’t count when you submit two paragraphs on a page as your resume.
oh and allow me to remind you that you are not special. no offense. but no one gives a shit that you were “bored” for a decade and have no skills. they don’t know you and they don’t care about you, they’re not going to see anything in you unless you can prove it.
In my psych degree they taught us that excellent communication meant communicating in such a way as to get what you wanted out of the interaction, but that was a few years ago maybe I'm rusty idk
You should leave your autistic spiel for a cover letter. Resume should be pure facts about you.
Good 'resume format' and copy it. Skills, education, experience. Maybe 'hobbies' or some retard shit but most likely no. 1 page is fine.
For the autistic life story, trim it, keep it specific to the job and let only a little bit of your character come through. They want a worker, not some annoying weird cunt.
Damn that's a worry. Fuck
Thanks again, I really hope they find what they want :(
uhh, sure. but right now this resume is communicating that you don’t know how to communicate your capabilities effectively
it's really interesting how people ascribe motivation to others based on their own personal frame of assumptions, i'm doing my best to take that into account as i work on my resume, thanks for the contribution
Just hide your power level like the rest of us m8
Here is your entire resume for you:
>Contact Details
>Skills
- Here is where your skills go in dot points
>Education + Qualifications
- Here is where that shit goes in dot points
>Employment history
- Pad yours out, lie, business world is dishonest so you may as well be too
>References
- Some contact for cunts who will say you are a good cunt
1 page, easy to update, easy to hand over, no cunt needs to scram through loose notes to find basic info on you.
Hand this in with your custom cover letter:
>Hello cunt,
>I wish to apply for xyz, as advertised on xyz. I think I am a good cunt and can do that shit.
>
>Contact me here, my resume it attached.
>Cheers cunts.
Done. No more panic.
holy fucking shit
tell me it's a joke
This is the most autistic thing on the board rn. Delete this ffs. Literaly autismo lvl over 9000
If you want to get a job use some CV crafter online, pay couple of buck for premium, fill the template and that's it.
t. working from home corpo wagie with gay reddit spacing
sounds smart, but you didn’t have to use so many big words to say that. in all honestly you probably have the same problem i do / used to have which is that you were a smart kid but now as you’ve grown up and entered the working world everyone else who has worked hard + the other smart kids have caught up to you, but you still haven’t learned the humility necessary to fix the shit you’re doing wrong, and you think people will always favor you or hold you in high regard no matter what because you’re uniquely intelligent. it’s a hard pill to swallow that you’ve lost your edge, i haven’t really accepted it either. the first thing you need to do is copy others who are successful, not make up your own path, when it comes to things you don’t know, like making a resume (at least at first). otherwise you end up with embarrassing results like these. it’ll crush your ego but it has to happen sometime. good luck with it all.
Tbh if someone had the balls to send me a CV like this I'd hire them on the spot kek
This has to be a joke
Imagine telling the person you want to work for that you find their business utterly uninteresting and will probably be bored and disengaged with the work.
Of course, it you don't want a job at all and this is just an attempt to stay on neetbux, then you are succeeding
This is what fucking happened to me one time.
I was forced to attend a group job interview for a call centre in which I - not even trying to be an edgelord, it just came out - blurted out that I'd tell anyone to "get fucked" if they said to me this thing which apparently was commonly said and we just needed to be nice and polite about.
Those cunts hired me. Out of 120 candidates, they fucking hired me and only one other.
Employers: YOU DON'T WANT THE SMART ANGRY PERSON, YOU JUST DON'T
HOW DO I NOT GET EMPLOYED FUCK
look m8 that kind of attitude is really unhelpful alright
It's not what you know, it's who you know
i have a tiny part on my resume about some volunteer work i did for a short amount of time years ago but at every single interview im asked about it with great interest
That's great, as a teenager I committed to visiting this youngish dude with a horrible degenerative illness who was stuck in a nursing home on a weekly basis until he croaked.
After a short period of time I found it too boring and depressing and awkward so I bailed on it.
Do you think they'd like to hear about that?
if you spin it right, sure
do mine
At this point it's much easier to lie.
That's what I did, sure I can program, what language?
Turns out python did have a future after all.
Still don't get c++.
T.FAANG diversity hire 250k TC
Ngmi as a wagie
This is better
Thanks user I put a lot of effort into the update, still getting a lot of bad feedback but I'm trying, nice to know I'm making some headway