Ah, another day working from home doing absolutely nothing

Ah, another day working from home doing absolutely nothing

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Good morning fellow King.

Have a few emails to send out in 30 minutes or so then I am going to back to bed; God I love "working" from home.

good morning kings, i only woke up to take a piss, i'm going back to sleep

What the fuck I am the one who open these threads.. anyway, based, glad it's catching on

Checked. My favorite thread.

Seriously how long can you keep getting away with this for?

Lead UX reporting in sirs

Another day making 100k salary telling people to change colors around to make them ADA compliant. Gonna go hit the gym, shower and eat some pizza while I wait for my tinderthot to come over and swallow my cum.

Life is good

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Literally forever. I am applying for new jobs every day. Loyalty is dead so I'm job hopping for that sweet salary bump

Indian hands typed this

OP here.
Yeah, I know.
My first thread today, I give you the credit. Yesterday I wrote that today I'm gonna call few people from the company and talk about bullshit just to seem work dedicated.

So I did. And they want to promote me. Absolute fucking kek.

Oh I thought my ID would change cause I am phoneposting now.

Anyway, cheers to all the Home Office Chads!

>He just CAN'T keep getting away with it

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Nah you're probably on the same WAN IP bro.

Cheers brother

Seethe

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I don't think outsiders realize just how much corporate bloat is in everything; I will literally go out of my way to do as little as possible, then still get told I am
ahead of schedule.

Love this new normal. I’ve been working from home for a few years with the occasional contract that requires me to be on site. Now the whole company is WfH. At first things were crazy with 12hr days but things seem to have normalized where everyone packs in as many meetings and emails between 9a and 2p. Seems that way for my accounts too. NOTHING gets sent/received after 3.

Pro tip anons: get up and fire a few emails off before 7a. It’s a Chad move.

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I wake up and clock in at the same time then go about my morning routine. It's glorious.
This week I have sent 3 emails and copied a few files to the server. I won't do anything else til next week.

>boss just said he will be "out of office" for Friday and Monday
Based, there goes the 2% chance he might as me to do something tomorrow or on Monday.

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Every day until you like it.

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Kek based

Gonna sleep soon and it’s Friday. I’m literally just going to call into the standup in the morning then I’m going to the beach and starting my weekend early. Feels good bros. And to you seething wagies no, I am not kidding. A lot of people are on leave at the moment so no one will even know or care.

I'm currently on my 1 hr shit break. I've taken a relaxing stroll around outside and now I'm pushing out logs.

I don’t understand the concept of loyalty to an employer. It’s like a slave being loyal to his slave master.

Some people are just sheep who never think for themselves

Honestly it feels insulting when bosses pretends we are a big family. I'm sure they would have no hesitation to let us go in a downturn.

I just reported you to your boss

Boomers are just fucking clueless. I've just recently been told I'm doing a great job kek whether I work 1 hr a day or 10 they can't tell the difference, so fuck them

hard work is not rewarded
loyalty is dead

Yep, just lying in my comfy bed, sending out email and talking with partners till 12am. Then doing absolutely nothing

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>be me
>wfh
>check futures in the morning
>buy /NQ futures if things are looking good
>have @realdonaldtrump on my other monitor
>moment he says something questionable, sell
I really should automate this shit

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what are your guys jobs and can i weasel my way in with a BS in ME with a few years of solid working experience in sales?

shit I got reassigned to a new team, gonna have to turn in fresco mode until they trust me

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whats the shortest amount of time you anons stay until looking for a new job? I mean.. I am ALWAYS looking but what about length on resume?

Jokes on you. I just finished working 8 to 11, my day is done. I just hang around now goofing off. I make 200k

Say you are loyal and looking to find a place to work for a long time.

F

Depends on the field. After 2 years I look for a new position with a 20% raise.

Shoutout to my legal WEED kings in here. I've been working so hard my lungs are whistling.

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>Finally get a response from my boss about the thing I was waiting on the entire week
>"Yeah user we need someone else to look at this to confirm it, so please wait until they respond"
>look up
>takes them several days to respond
>weekend is only in two
Fucking based, now that I know for a fact I am good for the rest of the week might as well feed my chickens and take a look at how my crops are growing.

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I would start after 1 year.
If you’ve been at a place for like 3 months you could still get another job, just don’t list the current one on your resume.