Omgomgomgomg

had to do this once, get a small bottle or container and tape it to your leg, wrap a heat pad around it. I passed.

stop being a degenerate

this. bonus points for taping a tube to your cock

what I’m worried about is the hand warmer getting the urine too hot

lol what a fag

Do americans really check their workers' pee? What the fuck I thought you hated communism???

At 12 hours before, piss out and don't drink anymore water. Get a FOLEY catheter and with 300ml of someone else's piss use it to fill your bladder. Hold onto this until the test.

Just get a fake dick desu
thewhizzinator.com

pay my bills and I’ll do what you say

Get fucked.

Ok well I was smoking from a bong daily for two weeks. And on and off prior to that. Went cold turkey for seven days and tested negative to get my dextroamphetamine script (requirement in my state).
I took a home THC test two days before (so five days cold) and it was also negative.
Bit about me though - very physically active. Dieting to lose fat, and reasonable bodyfat already (Definitley under 20%). I think you’ll be ok

Don't be a nigger and stop casually doing drugs. Let this be a lesson learned

wouldn’t get here in time for my test unfortunately :(

based

headshops sell synthetic urine. all else fails you can get it on amazon prime but it'll probably be cheap chinky knockoff

your situation is not as bad as you think it is. from now up until you take the test be running and drinking water, the main thing you want to do is sweat it out. right before the test eat something very fatty like peanut butter and you should be okay or in such a low range you can say you got hit with second hand smoke at a party.

Fuck off

dude, weed, lmao get fired

It was fine, I was worried about it not getting hot enough... I don't know about you, but my piss is pretty fucking warm when I'm busting... Just do it retard, you have no choice at this short notice.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA thank you for this

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get fired
drink piss f'or a living
profit

>some pothead is going to lose his job

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did you have a friend pee like right outside the facility and then go in or was there quite a bit of time between obtains the urine and then getting tested ?

pissed*

I’m far from a pot head, pot heads don’t contribute to society. I pay my taxes like the rest of you fucks. not everyone is super lazy and stupid on weed

if your company fires you for just smoking some hash then just lol at u

Wait, so are you actually on Meth or?

what do you do op?

Last year someone I knew was in a similar situation, I read from this study that zinc reduced the detection of THC (he was a daily smoker), he had no fake urine or any fancy detox, I gave him 200mg of zinc the night before and 200mg of zinc 4 hours before his schedule test. He passed the drug test, no THC was found in his system, so give that a try.
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/21740689/

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Yeah except weekends

Drugs are for people that can't cope with life. I had that problem for many years and it took me a couple to finally get to a better place. The wakeup call will suck and I wish you luck on taking your mental health to a positive place user.

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Best advice right here user,
First, the hardest part is getting pee JUST before you have to be at the facility. Like 5-10 mins prior. That way the pee has its perfect temp for the lab.
Fill up a condom with this urine.
MAKE SURE NOT TO GET PISS ON THE CONDOM! IT WILL SMELL!
Tuck the condom between your thighs/under your groin. Keep it as warm as possible.
Afterwards. Just show up and pour it out and its really easy. Keep the trash on your person on the way out. Stay employed user!