/smg/ - Stock Market General

SHORTS ARE FUCKED EDITION

>Brokers
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market Words
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/
wallmine.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/
msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com
koyfin.com/
tradingeconomics.com

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HANG ON TO SOMETHING IT'S NOT STOPPING

Do you guys need level 2 access to get the most up to date share prices?

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to bad i didn't listen to the GME guy

GME has been the best stock decision i've ever made
i'll finally buy myself a fucking house

Post yfw you're actually gonna make it off fucking GameStop

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THREADLYL REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

my unrealized gain this past week is redic

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I want to crash GME with no survivors. Convince me otherwise.

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help do i just put my last 10k into GME and help kill the shorts?

On what?

>Start posting in smg
>take 30k out of etf fund
>put it all in GME
>one month later this happens

Hey.
I love you guys.

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>MFW

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>YFW MEME MAGIC IS REAL

fucking GAMESTOP

this is so fucking hilarious

>GME (+40,39%)
this is heaven

GMErs RISE UP GMErs RISE UP GMErs RISE UP GMErs RISE UP GMErs RISE UP GMErs RISE UP
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Someone give me the green version. All in GME

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I ACTUALLY FUCKING SOLD 300 SHARES AT 9.27 TODAY AND BOUGHT BACK IN AT 13.04

KIL MEEEEEE

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Who else sold gamestop this morning before the pump? Someone get me the rope.

Because were all frens here

:)

THERE ARE NO MORE SHARES TO SHORT
>THERE ARE NO MORE SHARES TO SHORT
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Post ur positions on GME lads i wanna see whose made the most gains


Pretty big words lets see ur position

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what happened? partnership with MSFT news?

not sure how its going to save a failing business model but i'm glad to see people making money off it

On the price of a stock, or am I just retarded for watching the price on google

THE SQUEEZE IS REAL THE SQUEEZE IS REAL THE SQUEEZE IS REAL THE SQUEEZE IS REAL THE SQUEEZE IS REAL THE SQUEEZE IS REAL THE SQUEEZE IS REAL THE SQUEEZE IS REAL THE SQUEEZE IS REAL THE SQUEEZE IS REAL THE SQUEEZE IS REAL THE SQUEEZE IS REAL THE SQUEEZE IS REAL THE SQUEEZE IS REAL THE SQUEEZE IS REAL THE SQUEEZE IS REAL THE SQUEEZE IS REAL THE SQUEEZE IS REAL THE SQUEEZE IS REAL THE SQUEEZE IS REAL THE SQUEEZE IS REAL THE SQUEEZE IS REAL THE SQUEEZE IS REAL THE SQUEEZE IS REAL THE SQUEEZE IS REAL THE SQUEEZE IS REAL THE SQUEEZE IS REAL THE SQUEEZE IS REAL THE SQUEEZE IS REAL THE SQUEEZE IS REAL THE SQUEEZE IS REAL

SELLING OFF MY NVIDIA FOR GME to grow position????


If it triggers stop losses its pointless what do i do?

My only regret is that this happened a day too early since my paycheck is tommorow and i was planning to buy more at around 9,30 mark

YES

BRACE YOURSELVES ITS COMING

I tried and failed, my curse wasn't strong enough.

Should I FOMO into GME? I didn’t buy when you guys told me

GME has been producing the best OC for weeks now
You should have realized

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Probably, why don't you use an exchange?

A few days ago or last week cause i was getting tired of watching it crab. Wish i went all in on them and just held.

GME gets a cut of Xbox All Access.
>GameStop has expanded its Xbox family of product offerings to include Xbox All Access, which provides an Xbox console and 24 months of Xbox Game Pass Ultimate to players with no upfront cost. GameStop and Microsoft will both benefit from the customer acquisition and lifetime revenue value of each gamer brought into the Xbox ecosystem.
globenewswire.com/news-release/2020/10/08/2105861/0/en/GameStop-Announces-Multi-year-Strategic-Partnership-with-Microsoft.html

On technicals alone, GME has the potential to squeeze into the triple-digit range inside of 10 days. If you remember what happened to Chesapeake energy between Jun 5 and 8, then you'll get an idea of what it is we're all looking forward to

GAMESTOP-SAMA I KNEEL I FUCKING KNEEL AND APOLOGIZE YOU ARE THE GREATEST I WILL NEVER DOUBT YOUR POWER GAMESTOP-SAMA AAIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YAMEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I SURRENDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Congratulations, King. You are going to make it

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Unironic Microsoft partnership looks like it's the goods also

IT'S NOT STOPPING

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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DON'T CLOSE, KEEP THE MARKETS OPEN, YOU CAN'T STOP THIS

DO I TELL MY FRIENDS TO BUY GME????????????????????????

CAN IT GO TO 14 BEFORE EOD? ITS SURE AS HELL TRYING.

should i buy GME calls for 1/15/21 20c?

Not too sure which chart to get yet

>it passed 13.37

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PRESS S TO SPIT ON THE SHORTS PRESS S TO SPIT ON THE SHORTS PRESS S TO SPIT ON THE SHORTS PRESS S TO SPIT ON THE SHORTS PRESS S TO SPIT ON THE SHORTS PRESS S TO SPIT ON THE SHORTS PRESS S TO SPIT ON THE SHORTS PRESS S TO SPIT ON THE SHORTS

You're right. Alright GME chads, enjoy your gains. I won't buy.

>microhard gamepass
Wake up faggot because they just changed the business model

I KNEW THAT MOTHERFUCKER FROM CHEWY.COM WAS MASTERMINDING THE ONLINE E-COMMERCE BUSINESS MODEL

53 A SHARE CALLING IT NOW NEW CHEWY!

No, dont fuck them over like you fucked yourself

BUY NOW
BUY NOW
BUY NOW

YOU CAN STILL MAKE IT

READ THIS IF YOU HAVE DOUBTS:
YOU CAN STILL MAKE IT

BUY NOW
BUY NOW
BUY NOW

Yes I'm a 3rd world poorfag with a 4 digit account and this is nothing to (You), I don't care

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I use robinhood for calls and meme stocks and Ameritrade for long holds

S

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My whole portfolio is GME and I was really close to being margin called.

What exactly happened?

>tfw only put 380 in GME which has now doubled
Fugg
Why did I pussy on such a little amount

>GME crabs
>M$ deal goes public
>lMaO btFo
The state of /smg/, people acting like they predicted something while stock skyrockets for a completely different reason.

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kek. It would be great in FINRA and the SEC made a special arrangement to extend trading hours just for GME

i love MSFT. they know they're losing money on hardware just to get you into their ecosystem and then get that SaaS gains. using GME is unironically smart move and if GME gets $ from sales of hardware, even better

this makes a bunch of sense

What's the GME peak boys? I am 85 shares in at 10 bucks.

If they don't have it already, I wouldn't. If it collapses, they'll hate you. Focus on yourself.

where that basedjack blockbuster poster now >:D

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That was me. I have been told that circuit breakers make a name-your-price squeeze unlikely but I will stay hopeful! I decided not to sell covered calls on my whole position because of this possibility.

LAST CHANCE TO BUY WWR SAY THANK YOU NANCY PELOSI
JUST SOLD ALL MY GME GAINS AND PUT INTO WWR

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what option should i buy? what strike and expiry?

Actual picture of my erection

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Can someone explain to me why SNAP is trading near ATHs despite not showing any way of being profitable in the near future? Bought puts and seething at them not showing promise

I'm a canadian and don't play options ATM, I'll think about it once I start dumping more money into this

Just imagine what this shit looks like right now

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remember when the redditfags on the Gamestop subreddit were leaking insider information about a huge reset coming up soon?

holy shit LOL, im going to start going on company reddits now if they're just going to give insider info for free

Hey GMEbros, call comin' in just for you.

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Cope

I fomo'd into GME at 12.42, just 20 shares, and I've made around $18 unrealized so far. This calls for a celebration: a deluxe box of national brand tendies.

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I yee it coooming
Gme ends the day at 13.37$ to summon the meme gods

sell out of your margin position and hold the rest. there's no reason to margin on a meme fren, people's lives get ruined by that shit

>WWR
kek I sold all my WWR this morning and put it into GME. i'm so fucking based

He will post today. No worries :D

Literally ANY news could have caused it
you're acting like the us not predicting the exact news item makes us "lucky"

this is why you will stay poor

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Probably making a wojack face irl while he gets his noose ready

That user got trips... you know what must be done.

What part of Xbox All Access omnichannel digital distribution AS DISCUSSED HERE IN AUGUST do you not understand?
Nah, fuck it, if you were capable of understanding you would have bought below $8.

so..what color is your Porsche going to be, guys?

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14 for the bell?

question is, will this trigger a KODK squeeze afterhours

there's got to be some retail short sellers after all

Heavily shorted energy stock had to be covered aggressively as the shorts got spooked over the weekend. In one day price rose from $16 to nearly $90

>you're acting like the us not predicting the exact news item makes us "lucky"
Actually... we did predict it. It was hinted at in Burry's proxy vote comment.

OIL CHADS RISE THE FUCK UP, TODAY WE ALLY WITH THE COOMCHADS TO KILL ALL BEARS

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gordon gekko right here, everyone

Red and black obviously

this real? guy real life made it, sell everything and invest it in VTI and never work another day ever again, plus he can have extra money left over to meme with

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Jesus fuck that sounds amazing

>unironically smart move
Absolutely, somebody used the metaphor of Hasbor bailing out Toys R Us a week ago and I've repeated it several times since then. These supply chains are all self-reliant and the obvious alternative, mega-conglomerates, are extremely inefficient.

GME

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Got 420 shares but was gonna buy some $10 or $11 calls for tomorrow, hopefully for pennies each. When I logged in to take a look at them trading had just been halted and it was already over $11. 5 minutes too late for. 10-100 bagger ;_______;

^
THE PLAY YOU SHOULD BE DOING
HOLD UNTIL NOVEMBER


LONG CALLS FOR JANUARY
$20-$30
BUT SELL THEM BEFORE DECEMBER

NOOOO DON'T CLOSE

no way

im buying more TSM and AMD with my gains

Closed at 13.51 I'M GONNA FUCKING COOOOOmmMmMmM

I unironically FOMO'd a grand into this shit coin at $12.86.

*Hasbro

Made $200 on gme today

BRUH

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I sold $12 calls for $0.89 after the spike and I'll just let them exercise. Anything over $12.89 is missed profit. No regrets. I may wheel in again at the next dip.

i'm not going to be able to sleep tonight
god damn it
i finally made some good decisions in life

there deff still momentum in that pump O_O

Yikes
I was holding GME since 7

I never wanted to punch a fucking wall in my life until today

I sold my gme call around 3:40 should I buy back in tomorrow or am I fucked

WHO HAS THE MEME PORTFOLIO NOW?

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>Could only afford $100 worth of GME
This poorfag shit fucking SUCKS

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yeah dude was down 40% at one point
Now he's gonna be a BILLIONAIRE

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T H I S

why shouldn't i go all fucking in on .04 cent JCP $1 jan 2022 calls?

don't all majors companies rebound for bankrupcty?

I FOMO'd so that means it's going to dump in AH, sorry guys.

CAN WE SEE 20?/??/G EFU*8VY
We’re going to buy a private island bro get leolulu watch them fuck get a bunch of hookersblow and crystale for everyone fuck yesss bro 10 million coming soooooon

Literally made $42,000 in the last 3 hours and I didn't sell a single contract. I want to bathe in an ocean of bear blood.

I bought my first stock today thanks to /smg/

How did I do?

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WE SMASHED THE WALL
I forget, did you have a position?

Gonna put a stop loss for half the profit, but holding till November hopefully

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>What part of Xbox All Access omnichannel digital distribution AS DISCUSSED HERE IN AUGUST do you not understand?
warosu.org/biz/?task=search&ghost=&search_text=Xbox all access

AFTERHOURS BIG BOY TIME

The next dip will be $20

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I APOLOGIZE

>sold one contract for 50% gain after the first spike
Oh well at least I still have the others. I'm too conditioned to pharma PnDs I guess.

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>ZERO (0) (NULL) (NONE) (NADA) shares available to short
holy
fuck

if i wasn't a fucking pussy I'd be a fucking 6 figure chad by now

i bought shares instead of calls AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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How does 2 Trillion Sound :)

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I'm really tempted to actually liquidate some shit and FOMO even more after hours.

>After hours action
Lawd.

whos ready for AH short cover pump?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHH

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Why did GME suddenly jump?

>tfw up 108%

GME is a meme Stock

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>13.75
13.75
>13.75
177K VOLUME TOO

WHAT THE FUCK IT DOESNT STOP

GME is life

no kek
me have been (basically) all in GPRO since avg price $3

sold yesterday for slightly more than 100% O_O

Where can I view nice charts for after hours only have the trading 212 app in the UK?

>GME is actually happening
Fuck everything. I study and train and care about technicals and fundamentals.
Meanwhile /smg/ just finds 100000% overnight movers every 5 seconds with no valid dd whatsoever.

this is the best day of my life
set a sell order for $100

Does that pretty much mean shat non retarded shorts are going to start covering?

Damn well done gamers well done
I know nothing about gaming so I will stay out but it has been fun to watch this all unfold.

Divvy portfolio 3.5x the Dow today (thank you based KO ADP and IBM). First time every my divvy portfolio closed above 200K.

Congrats to all the GME options/shareholders in the green. Blessed be thine gains

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I just bought 1/15/21 27c GME calls

I'm a fucking wagecuck who wages away for 12 dollars an hour 40 hours a week. I took my only non-holiday day off today in the past 2-3 months. One hour before GME got halted I decided to reevaluate my portfolio. I decide to sell my mere 300 shares of GME at 9.27. I just lost a months worth of paychecks because I took my only day off in months... At least I'm back in with 145 shares at 13.04 and it's still climbing.

I fucking hate life.

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>tfw picked up even more shares at 2.46 at 11.02 right before it took off

Hahahaha

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sooo F in the chat for the retard who bought puts.

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Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm up 1.81%, pretty good! Green across the board, pretty simple day and nice to close at a high. IWM leading the other indec's is p interesting, gold up a lil, PLTR vacillating, uhhh I dunno

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Fourteeeeeeeeeeen

exactly
we're in for some shit of collosal proportions

$14
FOURTEEN

Yes.

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>$14.14

BEARS, WHO WILL SAVE YOU
WHO WILL SAVE YOUR SOULS?

>buy 200 shares of GME at $12.25
>Immediately sell 2 $11.50 calls expiring tomorrow
>$97 premium
>by writing the covered calls, it's like buying at $12.25 and selling at $12.47 for a guaranteed $22 profit per 100 shares for a total of $44, unless GME goes below $11.50 tomorrow.

Is this a 'tarded or big brain play? I know it's p-nut gainz but they are basically "guaranteed"

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finance.yahoo

What is fomo

I saw that, didn't know your average was $3, well done!

I want to actually kill whoever made the trading app I'm using.

Not only does it delay stock prices by 15 minutes so I had to have yahoo open.
Not only did it use the price that was 15 minutes delayed on my risk tolerance at $11.55
Not only does it stop me from buying the stock in real time making me set limit orders FIFTEEN FUCKING MINUTES DELAYED ON THE APP

IT MADE ME FORCED TO CHASE AFTER GME WHEN I TRIED BUYING AT 11 AND MADE ME FICKING BUY AT TWELVE DOLLAES AND SEVENTY FUCKING CENTS.

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

I LOST HALF MY FUCKING MONEY BECAUSE OF WEALTH SIMPLE. fuck YOOOOOOU CUNT SHIT CUNT

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M E M E M A G I C I S R E A L

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I am financially saved

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>no valid DD
Bullshit. It was a gamble, but it was totally valid.

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penis

You are going to make it. Gods bless you.

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not me by the way Im all in at 9 average

>$14 AH
kids' gloves are off

I HAVE MADE $2k OFF OF GME TODAY. BLESS YOU AUTISTS FOR TELLING ME TO BUY SUB 10

GMEknights, run them down!
Leave no shorter standing!

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ABEO - Me thinks good things are happening. Over 22% total gain so far.. More on the way. (9500 shares @ 1.11 per)

bretty good in my divvy portfolio will need to wait until my mutual funds adjust after hours to see todays totals.

GME is going to 3 digits
selling covered calls is retarded now

Come on man, give some credit before the massive shilling and memeing DD gets posted. Just gets lost after a few days

I’m up only 0.01%

G M E G M E G M E G M E G M E G M E G M E G M E G M E G M E G M E G M E G M E G M E G M E G M E G M E G M E G M E G M E G M E G M E G M E G M E G M E G M E G M E G M E G M E G M E G M E G M E G M E G M E G M E G M E G M E G M E G M E G M E G M E G M E G M E G M E G M E G M E G M E G M E G M E

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I had some really nice early wins trading AGE and BKYI but got greedy and lost most of it. Then I threw everything into GME after the first jump at 11.52 so I'm pretty happy now.

WHERE'S THE GUY WHO CALLED GME THE NEXT BLOCKBUSTER

SHOW YOURSELF

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Up 3.6%.

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Boring day for my port. Green on indexes mild red on Ruger. Watching GME was/continues to be fun. I'm not on that space ship.

If it's a gamble, it doesn't count as valid. Any non-gambly strategy would have been shaken out of it, except those buying the absolute bottom by pure chance.

FINANCIALLY LOVING IT
PARTY HARDDDD
youtube.com/watch?v=RQ9xveRsWxo

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up 25% because I'm a one trick pony

All trading apps intended for us unwashed peons have a 15 minute delay. You have to be in (((the club))) to access those microsecond-accurate stock movements, user.

I am up 278% today. Bless these GME calls

>lost 10% of my entire portfolio buying CRSR at the exact top
>dump it all and move it to GME right after today's coom
>i'm up 3% overall
Thanks GMEchads, I will dedicate my next coom to you guys.

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you motherfucking idiot

the DD on GME was fucking solid. It was all fucking math. 100% of the outstanding shares were shorted. ONE HUNDRED FUCKING PERCENT
why the fuck you think we were in this since Aug 31

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Yahoo doesn't offer charts, just the price action.

>Meanwhile /smg/ just finds 100000% overnight movers every 5 seconds with no valid dd whatsoever.
What, we've been sitting getting laughed at for valid DD for almost a month now

I AM SO SORRY

GME cracked 14 I'm going to have a heart attack.

At least you have a paying job. I am a filthy student and earn jackshit.

Why sell at Dec tho

up 37%. ALL IN ON GME BABY

>he waited until the end of the day to buy
Why the fuck did you do that? Why didnt you buy right after they unhalted?

I bought PLTR at 10.70 and now it’s at 10.00 exactly. This shit better go up. I’m broke as fuck.

All the shit that the gmemers were posting was bullshit. Literally all of it, except the fact cohen seemed to be wanting to get more involved and that regis was there.
As evidence, the ps5 sales did nothing, it's a deal with msft that changed everything. A deal none of the gmemers saw coming either.

I sold half my calls, still have half for tomorrow. This is going to be great.

Made back every loss I made in my whole career of trading with GME and beyond then some.

I can't believe I cached one of this memes, sorry I doubted at first I love you /smg/

WRONG, I ALWAYS KNEW THE SQUEEZE WAS INEVITABLE
Happened earlier than I expected BUT I ALWAYS KNEW

SUCK MY DICK WALL STREET

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Where were you yesterday chilli user? I missed the after hours glow of this post.
>1.16% up

GME IS NOW A TECH STOCK WILL BE $50 EOM, ANYONE WHO SELLS NOW IS A FUCKING IDOOIT

Upped my GME average buy in to 9.50 today. How high we goin bois???

THANK YOU COHEN

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-0.17% and not comfy at all. I didn't take profits on RUN despite being over 30% and more I want to kill myself. WKHS and RUN were the only red in my portfolio and it dragged me down hard. All well I guess. VALE had a nice day, does anyone else here hold VALE? I got two seperate divvy payments from them yesterday and I don't really know why.

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some how this am unironically major moral of this story @_@

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