Leaving Your Job After Making It

Hope retirement is /comfy/
I have a lot more shitposting to go

Quant and Radix. Then retire in 2021.

I love my job so I will not quit even if I make it.

I need 3M to quit.

How do you do this?

take all my vacation as soon as possible and steadily ratchet down my output and take liberties with my hours until they either make me commute to the office again or fire me.

some fire guys do it,
reddit.com/r/financialindependence/comments/77x20o/quit_or_engineer_my_layoff/

I know its easy in government you just wait until layoffs start and volunteer to take a package, lots of Canadians did it in 2013 at the feds

I won’t for a bit. I’ll keep it quiet, get everything organized, and then tell my managers they’ll need to train someone and offer to help,because they’ve been good to me.

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Literally going to be the end of shawshank redemption ; best part is I told my boss about link at 50 cents. He got 2,000 tokens and sold them all under 10 despite me telling him not to.
My departure will be the sweetest feeling

Boss is a friend of mine, but I’m not sure if I can work for someone that doesn’t trust my link prediction

T. Pre Sibos 2017 bagholder

hire a hitman on the dark web and kill all my coworkers

>write my resignation letter
>”Manager I need to speak with you about my retirement”.
>hand deliver resignation letter
>listen to what they say
>leave

Writing a variation of this for retirement as a letter for management may be funny to do:

My dearest friends, it was an immense pleasure to work together on all these interesting projects together as a working family trying to deliver the most desirable products to our delightful customers. However, this pleasure was fated to remain short lived and bittersweet, for I must also admit to you, regardless of what distress it may cause to you, that I will cease my association with you in order to focus on my spiritual well being.
There exists no doubt in my heart regarding your sincere worries for my financial and physical well being, but alas your attempts to convince me to modify my life strategy shall regretfully remain futile, as my stubbornness in this matter has indeed been sealed irrevocably and no other voice shall rock its imperturbable foundations. Allow me then to reiterate my will once more, and do your best to remember it for no change will follow: I shan't part ways with my beloved remaining time for it is my utmost belief that I have invested it wisely and foresee infinite potential in its future use, and therefore no other material possession in this world shall change my decision, not even a mountain of gold!
For my possessed asset is indeed fated to be worth more than any other riches in the world. We shan't speak of this no more.

Sincerely yours, your beloved friend.

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I would just not show up

You are doing gods work user

ghost em

>"gather round everyone, I have a very important announcement..."

Give my boss a couple months notice and help recruit and train a replacement since I do way too much specialized stuff. Also start banging her with no worries about HR stuff, cause she's a half Japanese half Hawaiian cutie.

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1M if you move to a cheaper country

Gonna spray paint Safex on the wall and do a 360 outt there

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I'd stick around for fun, deliberately waste company time, and do fuck all until they're forced to fire me.

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