/smg/ - Stock Market General

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There are gamblers out there who even bet their lives as ante. But to secure the integrity of these life-threatening gambles, a violent and powerful organization by the name of “Kagerou” referees these games as a neutral party. Follow Baku Madarame a.k.a. Usogui (The Lie Eater) as he gambles against maniacal opponents

>Usogui:
manganelo.com/chapter/usogui/chapter_1

>Free chart:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
e-hentai.org/g/1717244/8f613ad9c1/
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/

>Links for Bears
suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
sprc.org/
bad-dragon.com/shop
nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

Old!

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Should I buy more calls tomorrow

Friday is always a good time to buy calls because Monday through Wednesdays lately seem to be positive, while Thursdays and Fridays are down.

Sounds pretty cash RKG
I'll read it

Literally 10 seconds after I posted these dubs, we halted and news of the Microsoft partnership came out

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one of you fuckers was talking about nancy pelosi's big old breasts yesterday, and NOW I CANT GET THEM OUT OF MY MIND

WHO'S BUYING OIL WITH ME

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are we looking at the same charts what the fuck

*Crickets*

Where is that wsb fag saying smg is doing -10% on gme while wsb is doing 600% buying green energy stocks now.

kek

that doesnt mean anything because there's someone cooming every 10 seconds

think it's human nature that people sell on friday, for some weekend cash or impulse purchases?

Blue horseshoe LOVES GameStop.

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y tho?

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Thanks for baking

ngl how do you actually buy things like oil, corn, cattle, etc on a traditional broker website?

TAN VS ICLN?

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i loved weird science. maybe i'll watch that tonight

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Kinda liking XOM where it's at right now. If it dumps much further at least the dividend will cover up the gash from that falling knife.

How the FUCK do you guys get the balls to buy individual stocks and the brains to do well at this shit?
After writing code during work I'm too brain stupid to study and figure out things. I have money and paid off all debt, but just keep saving and doing nothing while everything around me balloons in price and it hurts my feelings. I've made some accounts with fidelity and vanguard but otherwise haven't done jack shit.

tl;dr how2stonks?

We probably aren't.

then get a managed account like a middle class person and have someone invest for you. like UBS or something

you don't need brains, let others do the DD for you

1) Lurk in this thread
2) Buy whatever gets meme'd the hardest
3) ???
4) Coom

youtube.com/watch?v=9Bku7gXlkoo
/SMG/ anthem

The line just goes up friend

i just look at memes on /smg/

It's like deciding between just solar or clean energy as a whole
Imo do both
Solar is going to do very well over the next few decades - Tesla battery day talked about the improvements to solar cost efficiency jumps that are being made
China also declaring carbon neutral by 2060 will result in them subsidizing their solar industries heavily - the US not wanting to fall behind will probably do the same

Apart of me is happy we're gonna make it, but apart of me is also sad knowing some anons are going to leave Zig Forums once they cash out.

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I have made 300% gains since lurking smg since early July

lurk /smg/ for hints
verify DD yourself

how else would I have known about GME if not for you retards

>Do your best at your day job and get promoted/rise through the ranks
>Don't spend money on stupid shit
>Put most money into ETF
????
You'll make it better than the rest of us gambling heroin addicts

That being said if you want the RUSH of Adrenaline just start lurking more and reading

this. just lurk a few forums. I lurked /g/ in 2015-16 and AMD was heavily shilled there. Never bought it though

are you kidding? we're addicted to the dopamine rush and there's always some penny stock about to MOOOOOOOOOOOON

I haven't seen the dot fags in awhile? Smg changes soooo frequently

I meant oil companies. CVX, XOM, etc.

>this. just lurk a few forums. I lurked /g/ in 2015-16 and AMD was heavily shilled there. Never bought it though
fuck me that was me too
also fucking bitcoin fuck me

this is why im more open to hints and verifying DD myself. I even looked into CLF shilling because just maybe (ultimately thought it was shit compared to GME)

GME $150 EOM

proof?

Nah, even people like the rich swede user comes here from time to time still. The autism doesn't leave our bodies because we get a bunch of money, it probably grows stronger to be honest

Gambling. Look at the graph, follow the memes.

I write code too. So I dont try to catch quick flips. Im in for the long flips.

bruh calm down, let's hit $20 first

ITS YELLOW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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I have next to nothing to lose so even if I lost 99% of my portfolio I'd still be in the same situation, a poorfag virgin with no education or family to rely on. When you actually have something to lose it's harder to gamble. If you do have a bunch of money you don't have to be a degenerate gambler anyway, just lrn2wheel and sell options for ez income. That's my plan.

Really like math and your use of kelly but.... trading fee!
you missing trading fee and taxes! thats nearly 7k worth of fees O_O

to truly double money you'd need to do roughly 1800 trades, which would bump your fee to 10k >_>
this means you'd need like 300k stack just make method like yours worth it.

FUD we are going to $400

what the fuck is this shitty OP?
fuck off you attention whoring tranny

it very good
and final gamble of Usogui am PERFECT allegory to trading stocks. It helped me realize some things about duality of binary choices, like unironically.

W-what does that mean?

Thank you dot fag it's been a month or so

GME buying microsoft and sony tomorrow screencap this

Green ID confirms I’m right. Don’t you want to COOM even harder?

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The next gme tie chad-squeeze is bonds faggots

All time highest short position on long term bonds.

Who wants to buy up some comfy TLT woth me anons?

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nuuuu :(
me put alot of effort into this OP....

you should read Usogui >_

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AAAAAAAAAAA I'M YELLOW. What does that mean?!

i've been "investing" in oil companies since march
let me save you some trouble
you are going to watch oil crab between $30 and $43 for the next 6 months as these oil companies slowly crab down into oblivion. XOM will cut the div by end of Q4 and plunge below $25.00 and stay there for a long, long time. Meanwhile retard boomer tech companies like AAPL will shoot upwards by the same percentage in a single day that you now hope to make back in total over the next year, and you will feel like a fucking idiot because you can't bring yourself to sell it because muh 10% divvy even though it's 4% now and you're down 20% on your initial investment.

not until im done with GME

maybe once i start trimming my position at $20 to put into other stuff just to be safe

He's a nice tranny that gives helpful advice and info sometimes though

cute retard

Don't bet against the Fed

Are you okay, retard?

Thread theme once GME hits $20

youtube.com/watch?v=hv-ODnbbP7U

>Betting that the US government will be solvent in 10-30 years.
>Betting that even the prospect of repayment will improve in the coming months.
Are you aware of the US political situation?

HOLY FUCK BOYS MARKET SELL EVERYTHING AND SHORT GME

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Stop FUDing it’s going to $150 EOM

I guess you're right. We're here forever, after all.

Good night.

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I'm sorry I don't take SHIT from FURRIES

who is this furry retard

the way ya on my dick must really hurt ya knees

honestly i dont think we even need Ryan Cohen anymore

it's hilarious, first it was deep value and console cycle hype -> Ryan Cohen hype -> now fucking MICROSOFT revenue sharing and selling data on gaymer buying habits to microsoft too

Checked

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What's next all video game retailers besides gamestop get smitten from the earth by God himself?

btw the glizy 50 cent dude on stocktwits is also a fake bear troll

6,200$ on GME today :O

this

he fuds to bait other retards into shorting but he's a gme chad like us

This is only the 432 time the U.S has been in a “solvency crisis”

What’s different this time?

how much pressure does this apply to Sony and Nintendo to partner with GME in a similar way? Or will they partner/do their own thing?

I wouldn't go that far unless you can afford to lose it. I'm just doing 1k for a bit more fun. with profits I'm buying some knives.

...

gamestop already fucked over all mom and pop video game stores when they expanded like crazy to 2 stores per mall or something
theyre still horribly overextended and need to close down more stores

dunno bout bestbuy and target and amazon, Gamestop might seriously have a bigger allocation of xbox x's with this partnership. Amazon already has that fuck up where they can't guarantee console preorders will deliver on day 1

>not holding GME
shigdiggly

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