/smg/ - Stock Market General

FOMO edition

>Brokers:
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>Stock market words:
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>Risk management:
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Bloomberg stream:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Free chart:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
e-hentai.org/g/1717244/8f613ad9c1/
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/

>Links for Bears
suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
sprc.org/
bad-dragon.com/shop
nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

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First for gme

BULL MARKET NEXT 10 YEARS

>$32.95
What did he mean by this?

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ROLLSEY ROYCEY

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BUYING OPPORTUNITY FOR AMD
PRIME TIME
PRICE TARGET: $4,100 PER SHARE

I fucking missed the dip... AGAIN

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AMD is buying Xilinx and they are tanking impossibly hard I’m legitimately financially ruined if it opens like this

PLTR moons today

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I THINK I’M TURNING INTO A NIGGER
SOMEBODY PLEASE HELP!!!!
I DONT WANT TO TURN INTO A NIGGER

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I bought this yesterday and if it actually happens, I'll be as happy as...well pic you posted

>TSM can't keep up with all the chips AMD is trying to produce
>AMD literally buys out a competitor manufacturer to make more AMD chips
unironically bullish as FUUUUUUUUUUCK

what? nothing's tanking.

what are some funny /smg/ memes?

RKTbros about time we broke the damn wall.

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AMD is down 4% PM.

i made this one and i'm proud of it

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Drink nigger cum, turn into nigger.

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Buying GME

what chart are you looking at?

no it's not.

AMD is down 5% already. Holy shit, so glad I didn't FOMO into this lmao

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Same. Nvidia announced ARM acquisition? Giant rally! RUMOR of AMD acquisition? Goodbye literally all my options that I was so excited to cash out today. Meanwhile Xilinx now trading ABOVE the 30 billion market cap.

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How do you get over the fear of people constantly saying "according to experts the stock market is in the most inflated bubble in history that would take 10 years to break even if it popped"

So what happenend to soxl bro? Did he an hero before giant green dildo?

I swear this entire board is retarded

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Does someone want to ballbust AMD so the deal doesn't go through?
He's looking at google data probably. Just type "AMD stock" to have a look.

Spoofing.

Big bull Lisa Su dick as fuck. Can’t get enough milk, just buy the field of fucking cows

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>amd wants to make own chips instead of using tsms
>Dumps
Kek

Uh oh, boyos...
GME is already down 43% in the premarket...
Source:
>local big tiddy goth gf says she and her friends are going on strike after coming to find that she will now have to use ‘old, laggy boomer shit’ instead of a MacBook for cashing people out at the local mall’s GameStop
>local mall’s GameStop manager furious because he now wonders where his mid-lunch blowie will come from

>sell all before election
>if biden wins, it dips and you buy in
>if trump win, golden bull commences and you buy in

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oh, most certainly we are, old news tho

Is she a real Kennedy? And if so, when did they all become saggy ballsacks that eat dogshit off the sidewalk? Thought Kennedy’s were supposed to be peak based American.

Why 4.1k, exactly? srs question
I can't imagine the share price ever reaching that. 100, sure. Not 4k though.
Forget memes, post screencaps.
Everyone knows what happened after pic related.

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Holding AMD was a mistake. Well, all I can do is wait for it to crab up again.

B-b-but muh chinks!!!! Reeeeeee!!!

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i'm making prOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOfits

tfw you miss the short squeeze cuz robinhood

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My fucking calls expire today they’re literally worthless now

>AMD premarket collapse
>GME premarked lead shrinks rapidly

I can already feel my portfolio screaming and shrinking.

God damn I realized I might get liquidated today when option markets open. God damn. NEVER HOLD YOUR FUCKING OPTIONS OVERNIGHT. Fucking robberhood doesnt let you trade options on closing day other than to close positions and I wanted my full 0.49 or .99 for my spreads.
Im so sick of stonks. Tsla worth more than every other car company combined, can announce acqusitions left and right and do nothing but rally despite their over six gorillion P/E ratio, meanwhile AMD announces a strong acqusition that makes sense and they fucking go into the gutter.

Every cpu in the future is designed by amd. Trump said so himself on national tv. He has a time machine you know, his uncle John Trump worked with Nikola Tesla and he's the one that killed John Titor to ensure the amd technological singularity.

I sold AMD at $87 I knew it was going to drop and I will buy back when it reaches $7 which should happen today cause I have insider info that there will be a massive shareholder dropping out

>>AMD premarket collapse
What the fuck are you on about? it's still green.

I'm mostly cash and only making small short term plays. I also have a few long timeframe index OTM puts and will add more if we continue to rally.
But I'm basically just pushing buttons so...

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So a company with less than 1 billion in operating cashflow and 6.58 billion in total assets wants to buy Xilinx for 30 billion? What am I missing? Ohh the sweet debt and dilution.. .

They cash poor. they need cash not buying shit. They're gonna die in debt when Intel get their shit sorted

Gonna put a sell limit order for GME $100 just in case before I go to sleep

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Its 5% down premarket. See
They are greedier than us.