/smg/ - Snek Market General

Market will squeeze you with love edition


>Brokers:
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market words:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Bloomberg stream:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Free chart:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
e-hentai.org/g/1717244/8f613ad9c1/
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/

>Links for Bears
suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
sprc.org/
bad-dragon.com/shop
nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

OLD:

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Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=dftx28aZ46c
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

Anime

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2nd for GME is a tech company now.

is Palantir going to become a cash machine meme company like Tesla?

GME TO 2$

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kek. ahhh fuck it win it all or lose it all

probably, but its gonna take a year or 2 to really start moving the stock up

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So, I guess my GME $50 is now pessimistic, nice i'll settle for a hundy roll

Hahahahahaha Soild Cohen poster

Is that Lu Bu from the Chinese show 3 kingdoms? If so, based. Unironically good show, only good thing china ever made.

china has some pretty good movies, nothing on hong kong but they had some good film scenes. and the chinese speaking diaspora tends to make good films too imo

GME, Sell or Hold?

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for me, its buy.

Hold because you're retarded and deserve to bag hold for not doing proper stock analysis.

It didn't even drop that low in March, keep praying for that though.

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If it dips at open again I’m gonna average up

First for Snek

what is an snek?

I’m a snek.

big if true

if you have to ask in the first place
just sell

If Biden wins what are the odds he forgives student loans. I'm thinking of taking out a massive student loan if that's the case and just putting into shitcoins and the stock market

A slithery snek.

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Buy buy buy!

snek

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youtube.com/watch?v=dftx28aZ46c

tell me this isn't unironically funny and entertaining is all I mean. DESU I watched it because of total war but its actually really good trash.

I’ve been in smg for a long time and I’ve never seen such a dedicated FUD campaign for a stock like GME.
Can’t tell if it’s high effort shitposting or legit shills.
Either way, GME is king and the shorts will pay.

I'm gonna need you to prove that you're an oldfag before I decide to trust you

UPS to 200

I don’t have to prove shit nigger

Ayo cuh i swear ta gAwd if amd dont moon tomarah ima be bussin caps up in da stock xchangge

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I prefer the 1994 CCTV make, way more classical-feeling.

Luv GME
Luv me horse wife
Luv me canadian mines

Ate DeDe
Ate scaling out
Ate securing profits

Simple as

can I get a translation pls

Niggers tongue my anus GME to $100

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There will be no dawn for GME fags.

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sell if you're retarded

hmm maybe ill watch this
it's always fun when you find some chinky crap and really enjoy it

what if i'm just pretending to be tarded?

is it weird that i get turned on by looking at this drawing

>$100
GME IS NOT GONNA HAPPEN

Salutations, my distant relatives, I give you all my word that if the price of equity stock in Advanced Micro Devices does not experience a large and rapid positive change in it's price tomorrow I will be utilizing a gunpowder based weapon in the stock exchange.

Since China seems to be decently well economically, what are some notable stocks, besides BABA?

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odds i lose money tomorrow
even i lose money tomorrow
dubs i lose money tomorrow
trips i lose my account tomorrow
rolling time

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kek

I guess $100 is FUD cause we’re going to $200. Tongue my ass nigger

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>Gamestop has "Microsoft backing"
>gives employees surface tablets
>possibly upgrading windows XP to windows 7 edition
>can now provide the one customer in store returning funko pop since he found it cheaper in Amazon with exceptional service.

If you bought GME a week prior to pump, you should average up. Someone needs to hold those heavy bags for the meme

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any other anons here eat goat blood before

gross.
GME and WKHS to $200

SHUT UP ABOUT THIS YOU FUCKING RETARDS YOURE MISUNDERSTANDING ON PURPOSE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>gross
it's unironically amazing
also WKHS 200
GME 5

Its actually really good. I spent a lot of time over there and lost my v card there so a little biased. But China is unironically amazing if you go to HK or Shanghai.

1) Expat community means you have instant friends and better than average dating prospects
2) Nothing is set in stone or controlled the way it is over here, so you have tons of creative people doing weird shit and actually making money
3) They have an actual culture that you can spend lots of time learning about unlike south america or africa
4) Lots of great resteraunts, you can eat 5 star italian and french food for 30$
5) Chang literally worships you as a god for being american and white, its not like japan where its fake oh let me take a pic then see ya, they actually think you're the tits
6) Tons of energy, its like NYC in the 1920s. Good vibes.
7) Good weather, easy travel to asia, and companies pay you bank to work there.
8) Awesome nightlife and clubs
9) General blade runner esque feel in both shanghai and hong kong
10) Soup dumplings

China Negatives:
1) If theres a war they will definately confiscate all your property and you'll spend 20 years chopping trees in tibet till you die of exhaustion. Chang has no chill on making moves like that,

B4 they olympics they drove around in vans rounding up all the black ppl in beijing on the assumption that they prbly did something wrong. Held them in jail with no charges till the end of the olympics not even lying, actually happened.

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If dubs, I'll put 2000 more into PLTR. If not dubs, I'll only throw in another 500.

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how the fuck do i average up if im already 100% GME????

"Due to the discovery of rodisium in the pebble mine NAK will soar to 100$ eoy".
I ran it through google translate this is what I came up with.

no but I've seen a sheep get slaughtered before, the old fashioned knife way
the butcher that did it got arrested sometime later because apparently you're supposed to shoot them in the head

I just started trading what the fuck is this option call put shit.

I can still trade and make money without ever using that shit right?

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Fuck it, I'm throwing 2000 more in anyway. Fuck you Khineez Zig Forums bastards.

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Do you have any income?

This me sleep routine

>sleep naked
>at end of bed am flood fan blowing hard on me
>listen to sounds of arctic wind ambient noise
>get super cold to point most of body feel numb
Then go sleep ^_^

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just put all of your money into weeklies that expire in 5 days bro, trust me

theres a place near my house that would kill chickens and the like on order. honestly sad to hear them crying after being yanked out from tightly packed cages.