User, I'm going to have to take the decision to lay you off after your first two weeks in the job...

>user, I'm going to have to take the decision to lay you off after your first two weeks in the job. Although your technical skills may be sufficient, people have expressed concern about your communication and team building skills. It was particularly concerning that you didn't attend the optional "GloboCorp - Diversity After George Floyd" event. In addition, your mumbling intonation and constantly exasperated demeanour gives the perception of a serious lack of effort.
>Now just let me try and find the exit form...

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imagine the smell of imagined poop running down her leg from an imagined fettucini and onion dinner last night

NICE NOW I CAN GO ON GIBS!
cant go on gibs if you quit yourself but if you get fired then you get gibs!!!!! thanks HR lady!

you deserve to be poor

based scat user

I wish I was the gap between her shoe and foot.

That fine, but I think, on there, that I would be more suited for a higher paid managerial position, on there. Given my skills, I could be a great asset to the company, on there. Sound good?

Jeez it must suck being a burger.

>running down her leg
>not projectile launched across the room to splatter against the wall
ngmi

Why not just kidnap, rape, and murder her after work?

Kek. This happens to all of us sooner or later

See this is why we’re parting ways user

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cor what a cracking arse on that bird
i just love arses guys
how did i benefit financially from this?

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It’s devastating honestly. Ready to innawoods instead of a life of rejection, humiliation and wasted potential.

it should 100% be illegal to walk around looking that sexy 2bh

i-in minecraft, right?

No, IRL!

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saved for cooming purposes

just move to an Arab country

Imagine her screams as you dynamite her base with all her chests and diamonds. Imagine her trying to get to the chests to pick up her diamonds before they respawn only to find 20 iron golems in the way.

If she fart I go sniff

i would sweep her off her feet with my right leg while simultaneously slamming her head on the desk and then straddling her, grabbing the nearest ballpoint to stab her repeatedly in the eyes with it.

Women are whore slut bitches!

>his reaction is to spergout
typical Zig Forums poster

Can I get that in writing? Because your expressed reasons for firing me involve symptoms of my autism, which is expressly protected under the ADA as a medical condition.

What’s wrong with me Psychologically if I want to place my face right up in her ass and smother it?

I woudln't be mad if that girl fired me too

In order to get protection for autism, you have to formally disclose it either during the interview process or pretty early on to HR. Definitely well before any issues ever START, let alone before you face any kind of reprimand.

So you really have to roll the dice, because depending on the job disclosing this could lead your hiring manager to just fuck around and look for a reason to fire you in RTW states. Yes it's retaliation but for autism you'd never win that case. However if the job is quant or data scientist or something maybe it's a plus to you.