Unironically how do I hedge against the upcoming civil war in America?

Unironically how do I hedge against the upcoming civil war in America?

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Unironically by investing in Germany and Japan.

>Grump loses
>nerds everywhere revolt on pol
>trannies cheer
>everyone moves on

If Biden wins all you’ll see is a bunch of wealthy progressives moving out and taking their money with them leaving the poor trumptards to meet their fate. Neither side will start a civil war.

>a bunch of fat white boomers with infinite guns versus a horde of brown people that hate each other led by Jews with nogunz

We must monetize this

lol, the poors are the welfare democrats, people that vote for trump have money.

food shortages on cities
currency control
cashless society laws
mass exodus to israel

Going long on Canada

they are waking up the conservatives. that's not good for them. if violence actually starts that blue bar will shrivel away to 0 while the red bar will hit 100%

Any other countries likely to be winners?
China's economy will take a massive shit but it might be a good time to buy in for cheap. I'd rather not invest in chinkoids though.

They'll blame white conservatives for starting it too.
pissrael

>food shortages on cities

So you think farmers will decide to just not sell crops?

nitrate salts and erythritol

You think truck drivers will decide to just drive into a war zone for free?

Never mind, didn't realize he was talking about the communist dystopia, not the civil war one.

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In this country, and with our current conservative supreme court? Yes, It's 'drive into a war zone or your fired'.

Haha the farmers will be well compensated for NOT shipping their food to metro areas

See: Fett, Boba in the Empire Strikes Back in regards to Han Solo dying

>Haha the farmers will be well compensated for NOT shipping their food to metro areas

Who will be the ones compensating the farmers?

not gonna lie executing Trumpanzees or antifags and kicking them into mass graves sounds pretty fucking fun.

By not asking loaded questions
>music stops
>subtle coffee smell

gun and ammo stocks.

Black Lives Matter and Antifa

So the farmers side with Antifa and BLM?

20x short happiness, freedom and intelligence.

America, truly the worst country imaginable, and I look forward to the rabid replies of all the indoctrinated cucks who are still deluded enough to believe that they are better off than people from functioning nations.

I'm so depressed, user.

>functioning nations
Such as?

hoping a third faction forms in the civil war whose main objective is to kill both sides

I'll join the commies if they promise segregation between the races.
This is a peace offering.
>muh idpol
Take it or leave it.

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lol right. Germany is a dying shithole and Japan will never be anything after the 90s recession.

yeah because the problem is that we don't have enough sides who want to kill each other

I take it you disagree? Would you say that America is currently functioning well?

Considering many factors, the biggest being inequality, and others like the fact the country is on the edge of civil war, the current president is a farce, the handling of Covid, I would say most rank above the US.

All the Scandie countries, all of western Europe, Aus/NZ, most of Asia is in a better place than you silly bunch

I've heard that 14 white supremacists got arrested for plotting to kidnap a politician.
Its unironically habbening.

There are also right-wing militias setting up checkpoints on roads in Oregon and Washington, looking for Antifa among the people fleeing wildfires (yeah, they think Antifa is doing that, for some reason).

Take out debt and then join whichever side won't make you pay on it

>yeah, they think Antifa is doing that, for some reason
>for some reason
dial8