I literally have no fucking money. About to be homeless in one or two months

I literally have no fucking money. About to be homeless in one or two months.

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Get money?

What do you make, and what are your expenses?

sir, use coinbase earn to get $40-50
if you use this code you don't have to be on a waiting list
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all in one line though, once you did that invest in ogn which will x3 in a couple of weeks, then in link which will x5-x10 next month

>Pajeets trying to steal from the homeless
Typical

Sell all your worldly posessions now and use the cash to open a leveraged long on LINK right fucking now. You'll make it in a month and will be living in a mansion instead of being a homeless fuck

i'm not stealing you retard, i'm in a similar situation to him, but with this referal he gets to earn that coinbase money now and i get $10 lol

I don't know anything about the LINK meme. I know nothing about finance.

How the fuck do I do that? What is a leveraged long?

money isnt real

Any friend willing to put you up for awhile while you figure out how to get your life together?

so what you have to do is to register with kyc on coinbase which is just one of the largest crypto exchanges of the world, once you do use referal to earn that cash just watching a some videos and answering questions.
A long is when you borrow money from an exchange to buy a specific coin hoping that it will go up in price so that you can sell it at higher price and then pay back the loan and profit but i wouldn't advice somebody who is this new to do it

>sir, use coinbase earn to get $40-50

Requires phone number, no money couldn't pay my phone bil, its a no-go.

no friends, no family

you don't have a phone number?

anyway i think you can register even without a second factor authentication

not anymore
nope, coinbase is cucking me with the phone requirement

no i was actually wrong, but you can get a phone number for free with Google Voice and get sms verification with it

coinbase earn is a scam and doesnt work

Google voice requires a phone number too thanks though

If you have no friends and no family you deserve to die like a dog.

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you're a real bitch you know that

wow thanks bro

Just admit you’re gay and will start living your dreams as a giant multi holed vagina.

Its over, I think I am just going to hitchhike around the country or live in the woods for awhile

Be sure to tattoo your name on your body so they can identify you later.

Go to hell richfag, I hope you enjoyed making fun of us poorfags

Nonironically this
terrible fucking idea, just wage slave for 70 years lmao

It's the truth. Humans are social animals, if you have no friends or family and no wealth you are fucked.

Hopefully OP can get a job and build a rudimentary social circle. If not he gets what he deserves.

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Search crypto moonshots on reddit for airdrops also there is sites that tell you about airdrops most require telegram or discord you could then use that to leverage but I’ll advice you that iv never done it but I might

Fuck you, its the truth if you are a retarded nigger or a cucked faggot
kill yourself so you can at least be some use as fertilizer

Also a lot of them if you help shill and show it or just learn and answer questions For new people in the chat they might make you an admin and pay you in said coins just get close to the devs not duck sucking but try to get close

Ever heard of future potential or are you to much of an ape to envision a bigger picture

I really hope you're larping