/smg/ - SCHITZO Market General

WKHS NOOO
NET NOOO

GME shorters love taking BBC in porta potties.

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Wow logical market

feelin' comfy boys, see after work, gotta wage

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Best get in before 1$

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Update from Roth Capital (downgrade WKHS to Neutral, target price $27)

The analyst comments "We received an email communication from the USPS after heavy press coverage of our call indicating confidence in Workhorse's bid for the $8.1bn and 165,000 unit NGDV contract. We noted then the decision day was slated for today, October 13th. A USPS PR spokesperson indicated it now expects a decision by the end of 2020. We always viewed political optics of an award before the election as essential, and now see increased risk for an award."

Aapl earnings next week?

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WUDDA FUGG WUDDAT :DDD

WHAT WAS THAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

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-6% user, what have you done?!
This is not what they meant by following your dreams

two weeks (29th)

SHORT EVERYTHING

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>GME denialfags wrong again
lol

Remember what we said yesterday, profit taking before close/overnight and then another day of pumping

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DAFUQ WAS THAT

Why can I not buy OTC on IBKR

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You think they’ll beat?

They knew what they were doing. That's why I never trust """"analysts"""""

I'M TOO SCARED TO BUY IN AGAIN

MARKET CRASHING GET THE FUCK OUT SELL SELL SELL GET OUT NOW FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK SELL SELL MARKET CRASHING CIRCUIT BREAKERS BY 10 AM GET THE FUCK OUT NOW ITS OVER GREAT DEPRESSION CONFIRMED SELL SELL SELL

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>SHORT EVERYTHING

Short RKT

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What's the point of making money via stocks if I hate women?

I'm a robinhoodlet so I can't.

reminder today new iphones get revealed to the onions, load up on calls

god I don't want to baghold WKHS for months

Why the fuck are materials pumping? X going vertical.

>hurr gamestop crash on open hurr
>still 11.81

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I don't quite understand your question

Wow logical market

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literally being pumped so hard by one big bags, went from -1.13% to +.75% in a single second, obvious pawn saccrifice to drive up prices, but it just isn't holding.

some fund is loosing millions rn trying to resuscitate this dead meme.

So today is going to be an AAAAAAAAAAAAA day, good to know.

Bro just wageslave for 50 years lmao

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only one green chart on my screen, the one that matters.

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GME $12

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FUGG IM FINANDIALY RUIND :DDD

GME CHADS....
ITS BEGINNING AGAIN!!!!

Shorters are gonna pull a BLM riot at this rate kek

gme is going green you rat bastards hahahaha

Do you hate dogs? Theres no bad dogs, only bad dog owners

*crack*
Airlines, theaters, and oil
Got to work for 'em divvies.
Can't let the big boys shake you out.
I can wait. For the BIG GREEN WADS
*sips*

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>GME moons
>DOCU going up
>X going up
>JPM dumping
Clown market

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WHAT WAS THAT

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>he keeps being wrong
lol

youtu.be/oCG0c7_xll4
RISE GME...RISE!!!!!

All this inorganic anti GME posting lol

Who's still DCA'ing CBAT?

>aapl

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DXY climbing, VIX up.
That means it's a good time for some BIG RED DILDOS

COOM CAT

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Shorts left to cover

Just closed out a 50% loss of 10,000 on my portfolio. Never trading again. What do i put my remaining 10k in to make it back over the coming years? Kms

I fucked up.

i cannot fathom how in the fuck gamestop is going up when everything else is dumping

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Please bogs... don't test me.
GME has reliably pumped and dumped so many times.
Don't make this the time I try to sell the top and buy back in.
Please.

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Not gonna lie you’re probably my fav poster here

bros bros bros.... i sold all my spy and nak for spy puts and they're fucking printing! im going to get more money and then buy more spy and nak for less money....

Shump and porp.

AAPL becoming Indian

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What is our next meme stock. GME is now a stable coin at $11

>Carvana moon
What the fug is going on here

AMC is fucked. Buying it was probably the worst thing I ever did

>imagine being this wrong

Wow rip to whoever bought my net puts this morning. I seriously glad I didn't hold thinking it would keep dropping

VOTE TRUMP TO SAVE US

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what did you buy?

never doubt the cooomcat

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it's usually like this
we're more often green on red days because short seller accounts are getting wrecked and margin call'd

and vice versa for the opposite reason

>What do i
Just give us your money already retard.

Just buy SPY and focus on other things. Stock market isn't for you.

Please just dump for a day. We need a healthy 3% down day so we can continue crabbing at sane prices.

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I told you to sell NET yesterday. Did you listen?

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I hope that user who bought WKHS yesterday at $29.00 didn't hold..
Sorry WKHS chads - no contract yet.. maybe by end of 2020..
I was rooting for you, but I didn't think it was going to happen.. you all flamed me repeatedly for it; I only wanted to save you $

TODAY IS SUPPOSED TO BE THE NEW IPHONE WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON THERE'S SO MUCH BLOOD EVERYWHERE

it was supposed to be DDS and BBBY but they both squeeze just as hard as GME so far

TRUMP 2016

TRUMP 2016

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Sure is gonna be a good day to SQQQ, isn't it bros?

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Options

So are you telling me AAPL rips all of yesterday.
And 4hrs before the presentations it dumps?!?!?

RKTMEN WE ARE GOING TO THE MOON (hopefully)

It typically inverses the market. It is our SQQQ

NET is holding on, you guys sure it's gonna dump?

>What do i put my remaining 10k in to make it back over the coming years?

LMT, RTX.

>down 0.5% after a literal +3% on nasdaq
>it's blood red guys!
holy fucking shit just jump off a building you monkey brains

nah, just the opening dip.

sell the news

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literally sold everything except GME yesterday and bought index puts.

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Holy fuck this guy

Yeah

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26 EOW

this AAPL dip is a nice present

then don't

/smg/ is voting for Trump right? Just checking

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Smg has 10 second attention spans

>uM tHeY jUsT gOt 200 MiLliOn In FuNdInG yOu KnOw NoThInG
where's that guy?? how you doing?

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Holy based....

>/smg/ is voting for Trump right?

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One hour ago

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I'm not American sadly

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Let's see, I'm not a tranny and I don't want to pay higher taxes. So yes

TRUMP 2016

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FUCK OFF FALSEFLAGGER HILLSHILL SHOO SHOO! SHOO SHOO! MAGA

#ridenwithbiden

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no 5g phones, prepare for the abyss @ 11am

>pre-market light green
>rth light red

I hate crab days.

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GME is the only stock that’s green for me today

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Nope
me 4 biden

One guy is a poor man the other one is rich

Why would I want to vote for the poor? Simple as.

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voting for biden

And now.

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>You sold GME?
>We're over here COOMin', and you sold GME?

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You forgot about Pitbulls.

>NNDM
>TGTX
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>AAXN gonna break 100 today

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Let's see, I'm not a racist incel and I don't want to get COVID. So no.

HILL SHILL FUCK OFF
FUCK OFF

FUCK OFF

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nope voting for pence

We're going to bleed out the rest of the day. May as well close tabs and do something else.

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