I'm so fucking sick of getting fucked by uniswap...

I'm so fucking sick of getting fucked by uniswap. Could have sold MOO at 350 dollars and doubled my money but because of the volatility and the slippage and long ass processing times It dipped back down. I waited for it to go back up and before I know it it's getting dumped hard. Now I'm just holding in hope that it makes another moon mission.

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Damn if only there was a decentralized exchange with instant transactions, and low gass fees that solves this

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Hayden Adams is a faggot and uniswap is garbage

set slippage at 25% and pay 10x gas if you want to scam people

Its fucking incredible no one has yet come up with an alternative that actually works. All these l2 solutions promising shit and never delivering can someone just tell Vitalik to stop watching CP and get to fucking work
Fuck off with your scam

fuck off honeyswap is not a scam. have used it to swap my reddit tokens for cash

set gas really high, like 150 gwei or something

>he actually bought this shit

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I got a stack on honeyswap rn, honestly using it makes me hate uniswap and mainnet congestion even more. This shit that happened to me is just more reason that I want to ditch defi until 2.0 or L2 gets more liquidity. Plus they're supposed to launch farming soon which should inject a ton of liquidity for the site. Crossing my fingers

>x10 gas

but then he would have 1 ETH gas fees.

mooswap at 10 dollars now, whats your cope OP.

>thinly veiled honeyswap shill thread
Just fuck off

Imagine bitching about L2 solutions and how they dont work when there already is a solution that has a working product up and running.
I can trade all day- multiple trades in a minute and the gass I pay is .0013% of 1 penny.
Keep posting pajeet you're making me laugh.

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Ya set your slippage at 25 and get raped by frontrun nigger faggots

I'm a dumbass for buying into it, but I was literally unable to sell it when it was pumping hard because of "Unable to estimate the gas fees", the slippage tolerance, and the amount of time it takes for the transaction to process even if I jack up the gas.

get wrecked @all moo holders

mooswap is now 1$

what a performance.

this. Moo shills came after CORE and will now pay the price

5% is more reasonable, 25% and the faggot frontrunners will fuck you hard in the ass.

Set gas to 200 Gwei or something so your tx gets executed first.

What is this pattern called?

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It's called eat shit for buying this obvious scam coin lmfao

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>there have beeing dudes who were buying this at 300$

i believe thats what they call a moonshot

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dev tried to stealthily exit scam and got caught and project died top kek

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if this is honestly true. I will add liquidity for Arturis Lux there instead of uniswap after the ico. thanks user

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If you're sick of Uniswap, Bonded Finance literally fixes this. Wait for it. Read about it.

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that shit got rugged dude. The whole concept was genuinely interesting so there's word of a fork coming out that wont actually be rugged. its called BOO

Shoulda called it POO

Yeah it is man. Give it a shot. Switching from Eth Mainnet can be tricky if you're new but it's been paying off dividends for me. Here's a resource from Honeyswap that shows how to do it: medium.com/@whitecolidon/honey-token-how-to-buy-it-c48802e2e881

Good luck

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25%? 49.99% or nothing and ignore price impact