I don't know wtf is going on in the OP but I like it
Jordan Myers
FSLY.....ouch
Jaxson Brown
>Citi analyst Jeff Chung upgraded the stock rating of Chinese EV maker NIO (NYSE: NIO) from "Neutral" to "Buy" with a price target of $33.20 from $18.10. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>me and all my wallstreet niggers want to get out of this stock so I'm gonna pump it up for the boys
Oliver Anderson
>remember money isn't everything and you need to eat every once in awhile I agree, so eat something that isn't garbage next time
Christopher Hill
im not a nio investor, just a degenerate short term call buyer who is about to have his ass saved, godwilling
Luis Sanders
Too many new investors think they can beat the market by picking stocks. You can’t. Professionals can’t. Buy passive index funds to guarantee a safe retirement
Hey guys want to ask you a non-business related question:
What would it take for you to fuck someone to fulfill a fetish, even they have no other redeeming qualities.
FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION: I have a strong chance to fuck a TALL girl (like, 6'5"). Aside from being tall, she has no redeeming features (weird face, rail-skinny, nothing about her that makes me want to date her)
I'm not that short (6')- But I REALLY want to see what it's like to make out with someone my height, see what the missionary mating press feels like with someone that tall, try and climb all over her, etc....?
Colton Rivera
Hey guys, I’m new to the whole stonks thing and have no fucking clue what I’m doing.
What should I buy?
Chase Turner
go repeat this to yourself over and over in your thread you made that's what you made that thread for right? to just repeat that point for 300 posts, right?
David Sanders
I just finished eating grilled chicken with garlic sauce, with a side of roasted potatoes. Might have a nice glass of wine before bed. But excuse me for a moment, there is some guy outside my house screaming about how I'll never beat the market. If I can beat my meat, I can beat the market.
Gavin Stewart
I baked a corned beef brisket and made instant mashed potatoes in the microwave.
Cooper Hall
VTI. Dollar Cost Average into it. Go outside and enjoy life
Owen Reed
Filet mignon and a glass of red. I haven't had any fast food since the corona.
I only consume products of companies I'm invested in so for food my only choice is mcdonalds
Xavier Barnes
this meme sucks
Jayden Watson
hell yeah macaroni doom. posted that shit a little while ago. that image better bounce around like a beach ball
Angel Scott
>Too many new investors think they can beat the market by picking stocks. You can’t. Professionals can’t. Buy passive index funds to guarantee a safe retirement
>Go outside and enjoy life I enjoy inspecting penises.
Jordan Allen
>retiring Imagine thinking the US will exist in 40-50 years
Andrew Campbell
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO FUTURES?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Bentley Butler
>Invest in passive index funds Sounds gay. I like it.
Nathan Turner
So invest in passive index funds. If the US won’t exist then your little meme stocks definitely won’t. Maybe a global passive index fund fits your investment and retirement strategy better.
