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Passive index fund edition

>Brokers:
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market words:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Bloomberg stream:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Free chart:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
e-hentai.org/g/1717244/8f613ad9c1/
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/

>Links for Bears
suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
sprc.org/
bad-dragon.com/shop
nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

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Also fuck thread splitters

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Fuck you

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Bump

Never mind not baking

WKHS
GME
NAK

*Sip*

Yup

so boys, how will this circuit breaker effect my nio calls?

Why do people trade shit cryptos?

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At least buy leveraged index funds if you're gonna do that

> Futures

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Itll turn you into pic related

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>Why do people trade shit cryptos?
They had a hell of a run in 2017. Since then not much but people haven't figured it out yet. Options are the new hotness for young investors. Crypto is almost boomer shit in comparison

tomorrow is going to be another boring day

Nostalgia of bitcoin. Also because some of the funny money costs less than penny stocks.

same reason people do venture capital
to try and catch stuff in the initial "growth phase"
why do you think SPACs have been this years hotness on the market?

Start selling covered calls.
>Stocks go up? Make money.
>Stocks go down? Make money.
>Stocks go flat? Make money.
>Futures pumping/dumping? No problem!
>Trouble sleeping? Not anymore!
>Sleep in late? You deserve it!
Feels good. No worries. Find peace in investing.

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honestly most everyone on this board would make more following this advice than the scamshit they do

Would be great except when the stock is volatile and makes a spike in either direction. Rolling it is just a band aid to a deep wound.

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Anyone else use performance enchacing drugs to help them trade?

Like I wonder if I could get some of that regendertron fdrug they gave to trump i would be superhuman because of all the dead children

Welcome to the golden path, fren

I snort a viagra at about 8:45 every morning.

I did this on BAC and got a little fucked up senpai I won't lie

I day trade the quick action on the New York open. Chewing a 4mg stick of nicotine gum sets me right in there.

>stock goes up +1000% in the same week
oops

Do any of you stupid faggot retards even make any money? I have made consistent gains in passive index funds, unironically - along with some leveraged ETFs.

I am convinced you dumbass retards throw around 1-5k tops (probably hundreds) and gamble like a generate. youre in this for the rush, you’re all losers that spend way too much time doing this and not doing more constructive things to your life

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SOMEDAYS I DON'T LOSE AS MUCH MONEY

>this is just cohen poster trying a new tactic

trying to watch this roaringkitten guy
youtube.com/watch?v=BURZlncfq04&feature=emb_title

but he talks too fast, too hyper, wearing a headband like a loser. 4 hour fucking stream of just "duude, going to pop, how can shorts take this duuude"

long gme jan 15c and 18c btw

OH GOD OH NO FUTURES ARE FUCKING RED WHAT THE FUCK

i have $20K in GME right now because i actually looked at the numbers and DD myself

Why do betas and soi-boys think the rectangular, half-frame, wire glasses look is cool? I don’t wear glasses because I’m a 15-20 vision chad, but if I did I would wear something a little more traditional like horn-rimmed or circular lenses.

Then either don't do it on volatile stocks or sell farther out of the money, or just wait for "the spike" and then sell. You don't need to roll weeklys every Friday.

It can take practice figuring out the best strike. Its ok to sell below the current value too if premiums are high, giving you more downside protection.

>stock goes up +1000% in the same week
Either don't buy shit that can spike "1000%", or wait for a spike and then sell. Its really not that hard, just takes practice.

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something i don't understand - what do you do if the stock you're selling covered calls with hits your strike & keeps going?
do you just buy 100 share lots again (at the new higher price) and continue selling covered calls on it?
do you always just keep spare $$$ on hand in case you need it to get the 100 shares back at a higher price?
or is it like if it rises too much, you'll find a different stock that would be good for selling calls?
i have assumed as well that most people selling covered calls are selling OTM - is this right?
is it better to sell 4 monthlies expiring 1 week apart "rolling", or weeklies "rolling"?
sorry for all the questions - i appreciate in advance any answers you may have!

If you’ve been paying attention, every time we reach ath the market dumps and recovers after losing 3%-8%. If I could stop holdin these fucking bags I would get into tech and ride the wave.

I'll be the first one to admit that I'm not long term investing, I'm gambling. That being said I'm up over 30% this year and I will always make more money than you because I'm good at what I do.

it's ogre

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>shit gets leaked that will end Biden's career
>SHUT IT DOWN response

yeah its over

Hi.

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So does Wolf Blitzer have calls to go ape on Nancy?

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Literally me

Also thinking of taking all profits from these moon missions and throwing them into ARKK. Thoughts?

Index funds are the way to go.
I started investing in index funds after I turned 21, I'm 24 now and my portfolio is worth around 60k now. My initial investment was 10k

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What are you referring to? All I’ve heard about is the ACB hearings

What happened?

Oh no I make money, it's just a lot more fun to bitch and moan about the end of the world than it is to pat myself on the back.

Imagine pic related but for the remainder of your working lifetime. Don't think it could happen? Think again.

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you ARE investing in ROBLOX when it goes public right?

you'll regret not

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he's retarded enough to think people care about hunter biden, when not even the biden family cares about hunter biden LMAO hes like the eric trump of the biden family

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Everything will be fine when Trump wins a second term

85% of my portfolio is in boomer stocks, what's wrong with playing with the other 15%?

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How fucked is tomorrow with the Biden leak, or this is a giant bull signal? I really have absolutely no clue.

Oh ok nevermind. Yeah libbies are only voting for Biden because they hate Trump, not because they like Biden, so it's a moot point.

Fuck you I love losing money faggot

The Ukraine Biden scandal shit turned out to be completely true.

Yes, I already have PSTH calls. Can’t wait until they announced the merger.

Biden's campaign is absolutely fucked

You did it with AMD too

I want to laugh but I also laughed at Unity and look who's the retard now.

Oh God I fucking hope so

never said i was voting for biden faggot, but no one gives a fuck about hunter biden, just like trump woudlnt lose votes if eric trump was videotaped jerking off jared

Why not take the remaining 15% to Vegas?

How long will developers use Unity? Are they just pumping out new versions of their program?

What will you use to save face when Biden wins?

>Either don't buy shit that can spike "1000%", or wait for a spike and then sell. Its really not that hard, just takes practice.
tell that to the people who wrote covered calls on GME before last week's massive spike
lucky for them this wasn't an infinite squeeze

>having an entire decade to invest in great companies that are clearly undervalued

How is this a bad thing?

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Biden is directly selling influence, he'll 100% be impeached if he wins it's literally what they accused Trump of doing only it's real

AMD was actually quite successful, I was up a lot. But I had rolled up so many times I could no longer afford even 100 AMD shares

... so in mid february, I went all in upro. On margin.

Well, to be fair, I wanna hear the dirt.

>laughed at unity
>people laughed at gme
>now roblox will be laughed at


HMM

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I never said you were voting for Biden faggot I was making a point.

oh i read it as

>you libbies
not
>yeah libbies
im tired AF

Because I'm sure I would have lost all my money at the casino rather than being up 3k since the end of September.

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Sell further out and you make less, pick less volatile shit and now you have a dead stock with shit premiums. CCs are pretty nice when the market is flat and nothing interesting is going on.

> never said i was voting for biden faggot

No one said you were. Are you that turd-pusher from the last thread that’s mad Bob Iger didn’t take a pay cut so Disney Land janitors could loaf around at home on the company dime?

I, for one, have inverse ETFs ready to go when the market crashes.

i wasn't in last thread and i dont give a rats ass about disney

Very well. Nvm

Yeah once we get a real crash I probably will go full boomer and just dump all of my money into SPY.

Got any good recs for wheel stocks in the $10-15 range? I was doing real well on WKHS until it mooned out of reach for my small-fry account.

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THREADLY REMINDER

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*mouses ass
Wait, is it Mouses' ass or Mice Ass?

story is in here, including big tech complete censorship

zerohedge.com/political/smoking-gun-emails-show-hunter-biden-introduced-vp-dad-burisma-executive

I like that rifle. That's a nice fuckin' rifle.