You wake up tomorrow and UBI is now a thing. What's your first move?

You wake up tomorrow and UBI is now a thing. What's your first move?

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Depends how much

Immediately pay it to my landlord.

Gamble it all

I have a feeling that if a UBI happened then landlords would just adjust prices accordingly.

Say a certain apartment goes for $1000 a month right now. You start getting $600 a month UBI income? Well, the rent is now $1600 a month :)

Already get paid unemployment. Probably sit on the couch, lie down for a moment, and take a mental health break for 2 days. Afterwards, figure out what to do next.

start smoking crack and meth

Buy more crypto/real estate because the dollar is about to plummet

Well, now that you have the funds to move, you should a couple of like-minded friends and try to find a cheaper place to buy.

retards are never going to stop renting

>posts on Zig Forums
>doesn't understand price discovery
Checks out.

Go and stockpile food before the inevitable famine

Can I eat Bitcoin? Should I stockpile it in cold storage?

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Save every bit of it.

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Buy bitcoin

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Put every paycheck into crypto and wait for dollar to tank.

move to a non cucked country.

If it uses fedcoin dump it for crypto if it doesn't dump it for crypto.

Buy many onaholes.

Invest it all in consoomer stocks

Quit my job
>mom dad it’s been nice working under you in the neet department and I thank you for the opportunity but you can lick my ballsack. No more micro aggressions no more passive aggressive comments no more shitty fear based lifestyle no more dred for the shitty tommorrow. suck my dick! If you could just send out a memo and make sure the whole family gets that, that would be great
you know the usual Live

You can't. Negative interest rates.

Invest every spare penny into BTC/ETH and keep compounding the interest earnings.

I’d use the first months to buy new cloths. Been wearing the same jeans since senior year high school 5 fucking years ago

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Crypto scams.

As much silver as it will get me, which considering that many people will have the same impulse, is considerably less than it will get me now.

Of course this same price movement will be seen everywhere, I.E. the cantillion effect. Which is why UBI is fucking stupid.

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Buy the dip, because cefi is about to completely fucking collapse from hyperinflation.

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>Which is why UBI is fucking stupid.
It's only stupid if you're stupid enough to hold fiat after it. It's fucking genius if you want to accelerate the decline of the fed and usher in the new era of crypto kings sooner.

Fucking faggot

I feel like there will be two classes among us poorfags: The people that increase their standard of living to their wage+UBI, and those that use UBI to free up money for whatever investments they pursue.

>I have a feeling that if a UBI happened then landlords would just adjust prices accordingly.
One user at least understands the fundamental flaw of ubi